but also also also THE MAAAAAN WHO WOULD BE KIIIIIIING omgggg :DDDDDD

[whynot]

Mishaleckipalooza sign-ups close on March 20, people! Hop to!

Hop also to help_japan and help_japan, who are now open for offers and bids. I'm offering to make a mix here in any of the following: SPN, Merlin, Narnia, Nikita, The Good Wife, Avatar: The Last Airbender, aaaand non-fannish.

In the Garden by ygrawn | The Secret Garden | Mary/Dickon | PG | 6100 words
Everything I want from post-canon fic.

Reason in Exile by takadainmate | Supernatural | Balthazar & Castiel | PG | 1617 words
I just... *____* : Balthazar tells them, "He has changed," and, "I don't know him any more," and thinks that it might even be the truth. ... There is nothing Balthazar can do though except search with the others and not tell them how much Castiel likes high mountains and quiet places.

Miscalculation by luckyraeve | Supernatural | Sam, Dean, Cas | G | fancomic
AHAHAHAHAHAHA


TWO UNEXPECTED DEATHS IN SPN FINALE. OMFG CAS IS GOING TO DIE ISN'T HE. MISHA WANTS OUT BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS KID, DOESN'T HE. CAS IS GOING TO DIE. HE'S GOING TO DIE OH GOD OH GOD. Go on, tell me I'm wrong. TELL ME I'M BEING STUPID, SNAP OUT OF IT LASS.

It's gonna be Cas and Balthazar isn't it. ISN'T IT. THEY'RE GOING TO DIE SACRIFICING THEMSELVES. ONE IS GOING TO LOOK AT THE OTHER AND SMILE AND SAY, "Just like old times, brother," AND THROW THEMSELVES INTO BATTLE. Also death. AND I WILL BE A-CRYYYYYYY AND A-WAAAAAIIIILLLLL and also <3____<3 because what better way for Cas and Balthazar to return to each other and what they used to be? I MEAN, ASIDE FROM MENAGE À WHAT'S FRENCH FOR TWELVE.

LOL NO LASS YOU ARE WRONG, THAT'S NOT ~UNEXPECTED, THAT'S JUST CLICHED.

NO YOU ARE THE ONE WHO'S WRONG BECAUSE MISHA IS SICK OF DOING THE CAS VOICE AND HE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH HIS NEW BABY AND AND AND AND AND

oh god


Gratuituous GIF of the Day

If you have the version that includes the ass slap, it is your duty to share with the class. ETA: cugami brings the goods like a boss.

Comments

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

"They seem happy enough,"
I SEE YOU ROLLIN', I LOVIN'

GAH OMG OKAY SO CAS IS LIKE "HEY WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP" BUT MEG IS LIKE "EWW ANGELS THAT AREN'T CAS" BUT HOW LONG CAN YOU RESIST THIS FACE??



SURPRISE!MEG/CAS/BALTHAZAR/RACHEL ROOOOOAAAD TRIIIIIIP, is what I'm saying. But also she edits Castiel's speeches and throws in the occasional vernacular to help him sway the cherub vote.

[lexhibition.livejournal.com]

kjdsbbdblhbsdb and and and, okay, so Meg starts telling Cas that, yeah, this is cool this is slang, this'll make the cherubs totally dig you and next thing he knows they're forming unions and going on strike and he's being called 'SCAB' every time he tries to slip out for a quick foursome behind Neptune. "Why did you do that?" he asks her and she pinches his cheeks (the ones in the eighth dimension, you know the ones ;D) and tells him she likes to keep him on his toes. Then she gets sexiled for a few weeks until Rachel confesses that she kind of misses the way Meg gets smoke all up in her.

THOSE ARE IN FACT MY FAVORITE CHEEKS

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Angels are so excitable, Meg thinks. But she supposes it's part of their charm. She crosses out 'democracy' and substitutes 'penis'.

speakinna penis