but also also also THE MAAAAAN WHO WOULD BE KIIIIIIING omgggg :DDDDDD

[whynot]

Mishaleckipalooza sign-ups close on March 20, people! Hop to!

Hop also to help_japan and help_japan, who are now open for offers and bids. I'm offering to make a mix here in any of the following: SPN, Merlin, Narnia, Nikita, The Good Wife, Avatar: The Last Airbender, aaaand non-fannish.

In the Garden by ygrawn | The Secret Garden | Mary/Dickon | PG | 6100 words
Everything I want from post-canon fic.

Reason in Exile by takadainmate | Supernatural | Balthazar & Castiel | PG | 1617 words
I just... *____* : Balthazar tells them, "He has changed," and, "I don't know him any more," and thinks that it might even be the truth. ... There is nothing Balthazar can do though except search with the others and not tell them how much Castiel likes high mountains and quiet places.

Miscalculation by luckyraeve | Supernatural | Sam, Dean, Cas | G | fancomic
AHAHAHAHAHAHA


TWO UNEXPECTED DEATHS IN SPN FINALE. OMFG CAS IS GOING TO DIE ISN'T HE. MISHA WANTS OUT BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS KID, DOESN'T HE. CAS IS GOING TO DIE. HE'S GOING TO DIE OH GOD OH GOD. Go on, tell me I'm wrong. TELL ME I'M BEING STUPID, SNAP OUT OF IT LASS.

It's gonna be Cas and Balthazar isn't it. ISN'T IT. THEY'RE GOING TO DIE SACRIFICING THEMSELVES. ONE IS GOING TO LOOK AT THE OTHER AND SMILE AND SAY, "Just like old times, brother," AND THROW THEMSELVES INTO BATTLE. Also death. AND I WILL BE A-CRYYYYYYY AND A-WAAAAAIIIILLLLL and also <3____<3 because what better way for Cas and Balthazar to return to each other and what they used to be? I MEAN, ASIDE FROM MENAGE À WHAT'S FRENCH FOR TWELVE.

LOL NO LASS YOU ARE WRONG, THAT'S NOT ~UNEXPECTED, THAT'S JUST CLICHED.

NO YOU ARE THE ONE WHO'S WRONG BECAUSE MISHA IS SICK OF DOING THE CAS VOICE AND HE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH HIS NEW BABY AND AND AND AND AND

oh god


Gratuituous GIF of the Day

If you have the version that includes the ass slap, it is your duty to share with the class. ETA: cugami brings the goods like a boss.

Comments

[axilet.livejournal.com]

It's starting to sound plausible, actually. If Jimmy is still alive in there somewhere, his dying would be unexpected because the show has been treating him as practically dead thus far >_< I JUST WANT CLOSURE DAMNIT.

Heh, I love Jimmy!Cass but Cass is still Cass no matter what clothes he's wearing ^_^ We'd actually have a cute little girl kicking ass on a male-dominated show and Misha gets to spend time with his kid, win win situation am I right? =)

Balthazar is sure to go out with a bang, if nothing else. Which is why if anyone is dying it should be Bal for the cool factor and Castiel's crying face. It's got to show up again somehow =P

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

ME TOO. He's alive to me until proven otherwise. Oooh, Jimmy COULD be that unexpected death then. That hadn't occurred to me.

The idea of a little girl doing not very little-girl-like things is what initially drew me to her. I'd love to see the contrast between her and everything Cas has to deal with.

OH GOD WHAT IF BALTHAZAR'S DEATH IS ACTUALLY ENOUGH TO MOVE CAS TO TEARS

I MAY NEVER RECOVER

omg attractive crying maaaannnnn

[axilet.livejournal.com]

JIMMY CAMEO BE STILL MY HEART.

That too. I loved Lilith's little girl stint way back in S3 and Clairestiel would be a nice look at child possession when done by the other side.

OF COURSE IT IS without Balthazar who is there to hold Cass' hand and make him a cup of tea after a long hard day of ruling in Heaven and taking care of petty squabbles and what's the use of ruling a Heaven full of angels whom he doesn't really like anyway. Oh Cass, you and your really small circle of non-angelic friends.

I firmly believe there was much offscreen crying after Balthazar's fake death. Which was why Castiel was so pissed to find he was just playing possum =P

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF WE GET TO SEE HIM GO BACK TO HIS FAMILY? :D

Cas grieved Balthazar's death, augh - that line kills me every time. What does that mean? Is there an angelic grieving ritual or something? Or did Cas just sulk atop lonely mountaintops a lot? I MUST KNOW MORE.

[axilet.livejournal.com]

Fat chance. There are no happy endings for Novaks. WORD OF KRIPKE.

This show tantalizes me with all the stuff left offscreen. If there're angelic grieving rituals that would be pretty damned depressing considering all the angel deaths in S4/5/6. Cass wouldn't have time to get anything done if he does all the proper steps so he keeps promising himself he'll get to it later when all is peace and happiness but the numbers keep mounting higher and higher =( Not to mention mourning rituals for archangels must be this huge complicated ceremonial mess.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

awww sad times :(. I imagine the rituals looking a little something like this (http://siterlas.tumblr.com/post/3213726421/eartist-wake-by-nicholas-allanach-i-grieved).

I have this habit in all my fandoms of being more interested in what is happening offscreen. In S5, I really wanted to know more about the God search, and I was always thrilled to find fics that dealt with it.

[cugami.livejournal.com]

*randomly butting in for the Jimmy interest*! Jimmy dying would fall under the "unexpected" category, considering we haven't heard from him since Famine --- and even then, it was just a muscle memory and not really Jimmy.

[axilet.livejournal.com]

It was totally Jimmy, inflicting his vengeance on Castiel via love of hamburgers. *refuses to believe otherwise*

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

WHITE CASTLE: THE SILENT KILLER