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Lassiter is a handsome jewel thief operating in London in the late 1930s. Eat your heart out, Googlisms. You too, sitcom Memegen.

However, the titular role appears to be played by Tom Selleck. That makes me sad, and you all know what I do when I'm sad.

I join a political party.

macedonianparty

Disclaimer: I don't know who did that banner. I found it in this dude's userinfo. So yeah.

So, Lassiter, handsome jewel thief operating in London in the late 1930s that you are, why have you suddenly developed political aspirations whereas before you paid as much attention to politics as a pre-Queer Eye dude to exfoliation?
They have a cool icon, natch.

So then I thought to myself, what's missing? I am now a politician. What do I need? Then a lightbulb appeared over my head.

But take heed. One cannot bomb the fuck out of folks at all hours of the day. A politician needs some down time too. Which is why I also have this:

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