all my keysmash are belong to you

Missing scene from A Guide to Modern Living (Gossip/Boondock Saints, Travis/Connor). PG13, 221 words.

( i'll pray for whoever i fucking want to )

Overdue ducttape!fic for zehara. Sorry it took so long, Billie. Thanks again for the VCD and I hope you like this fic, even with its lack of honey and disco balls. (I tried, I tried, I really did. I’ll get them someday.)


Adhesive
Boondock Saints. Connor/Murphy. R. Warning: incest.
It has a light side, it has a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Continued from this.

( Adhesive )

I drabbled. Thrice. The first two drabbles contain incest, so be warned.

zehara, the BDS drabble is for you, because don't think I've forgotten. I've not forgotten, I'm just a bum, and that drabble is only the beginning. I apologize for being a tardy 'tard; feel free to send me drop-kicks through the mail. :(


Enjoy the Silence
a study of dead air in three movements. R.
do as i do not as i say

( Ben/Casey, Affleckcest. )
( Connor/Murphy, Boondock Saints. )
( Alex/Eric, Elephant. )

I'm 18 years old today. :) Hooray for me.

I originally meant for this to be on bds100, but then it U-turned on me and was all, “No.”

Shepherds
Boondock Saints. Connor/Murphy. PG13…? Troy Duffy owns everything except the drabble itself.
The inevitable.

(  + + +  )

"Here're your names..."
The creator, uh, linked back to a protected entry... but you can also find the code here. So. Reservoir Dogs. I just watched it last night. Damn. Harvey Keitel is the man. Steve Buscemi was awesome. Tim Roth was hot and Quentin Tarantino's chin is huuuuuuge. He and Jay Leno should go head to head.

Yeah, move over, Ebert & Roeper.

The fic titles meme I gacked from vagabond_sal and the fic summaries meme I yoinked from pogrebin. The lyrics meme I onomatopoeiasoundeffectsed from EVERYBODY.

( the 3-in-1 meme special )

Once Upon a Time in America. PG-rated rootlessness. Written for the lyrics challenge.

So I finally got around to watching The OC. (Word up, Kazaa.) I'm rocking the Sandy Cohen love. From the fics I read I thought I'd be rocking the Seth love, and he is loved, but Sandy gets the lion's share. Hee.

Canon!Seth is less spastic than I thought he'd be. That's what I get for absorbing fanon before canon.

The other day I saw The OC soundtrack at Rockwell and that's just o_O;, 'cos they don't even air the show in this country.

Mutant plot bunny of the day: Boondock Saints/Ocean's 11. 'Cos Danny and Rusty are dirty, rotten thieves who need to be loved punished, perhaps with leather struck down by the righteous vengeance of the Lord.

My first post in this LJ recced his X2 fic, New Amsterdam, and now vagabond_sal is back with its sequel: A Topographical Survey of the Island of Manhattan. If you're a fan of movieverse!Pyro, read it. If you're a fan of New York City, read it. If you're a fan of phrases like "it had nothing to do with temperature, really, only the body slowly dying degree by degree" and "her fingers traced lazy circles around his and Bobby's wrists, like bracelets etched by touch", read it. He's left us before, ladies and gentlemen, but he's back. He's so back he never even left in the first place.

lux__aeterna wrote a Boondock Saints/Gossip crossover too. Graceful with an understated cool, like all her stuff, so won't you read it? 'Cos, y'know, a world with multiple Norman Reeduses is a way cooler world than the one I'm in...

...especially in my current state. This next piece is an offering to the gods in hopes they will stop the Niagara Falls that is my nose. Also: fluff for olukemi. Told you I could do it.
*kisses*
*transmits germs*

The title's, like, longer than the fic or something.

Title: You Can Pick Your Friends and You Can Pick Your Nose, But You Can't Pick Your Friend's Nose
Fandom: Boondock Saints
Rating: PG, language
Summary: Out of tissues.

( You Can Pick Your Friends and You Can Pick Your Nose, But You Can't Pick Your Friend's Nose )