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Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2009-01-19 12:26 pm

VACATION WITHDRAWAL

AAAARRGGHH SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW. AAAARRGGHH VACATION WITHDRAWAL. AAAARRGGHH HAVE TO PAY BILLS & FIGURE OUT CLASSES & FIND THE NEAREST VIETNAMESE RESTAURANT BECAUSE I HAVE A SUDDEN CRAVING. WHAT ELSE. HAVE TO CLEAN ROOM. All I did the past few weeks was sing stupid songs and dance stupid dances and cuddle and hug and drink and talk a lot of nonsense. Ugh, having to switch to 'school mode'. UGH I TELL YOU.

LOOK AT HOW FLUFFY MY ICON'S HAIR IS. So fluffy. I want to run my fingers through his hair all day. This is also my Peter icon, because I don't have enough icon space for TWO doomed kings of destiny, no matter how shiny their hair are (and Will Moseley sports some pretty shiny hair). Man, I have amassed such a collection of Georgie and Peter&Susan icons, I'm not going to get around to using all of them at all. On a related note, I have a plot bunny for a futurefic in which Morgana escapes to Narnia as a refugee when things in Camelot go to shit, and then there is Morgana/Susan. I am adamantly telling myself I have no time though, 'cos omg school. And the city!

One of my favorite memes is the one where you write drabbles about the things/characters in the adjacent icons of your icon page, because it makes me write things like Donald Duck and Freddy Newandyke a.k.a. Mister Orange from Reservoir Dogs. I also get to write Peter, Susan, and two Edmunds; the Pendragons and two Morganas; and the Camelot OT4 in Manila. AWESOME. I'll get to those eventually, but I'll start with


"Come on, Will," says Anna. "You've ridden a unicorn before."

"It was a horse with horn attached," Will replies, staring at the unicorn with a dubious expression. He looks at Merlin. "Isn't it forbidden to touch a unicorn if you're not a virgin?"

"Oh, yeah," Merlin muses. "Well, I suppose. It's difficult to get the lore straight sometimes."

Will raises his eyebrows at Skandar. "What about you, Skandar?" he asks casually. "Do you want to ride the unicorn?"

Skandar shifts his weight uncomfortably. "No thanks."

"Anna?" But she is shaking her head no, a wry smile on her face. Will sighs and clasps Georgie's shoulder. "Henley, looks like it's up to you."

"Excellent," grins Georgie, and Merlin helps her onto its back.




Before I traded it in for this icon of blondness, I had an icon of Bradley James yelling AWOOGA on a roller coaster. (Man, that video clip will never not make me grin like a fool.) If that icon were still in its original position, I would be writing Bradley James/Anna Popplewell/Will Moseley for this meme.



Bradley raises his eyebrows. "'Brad'? No, Bradley's fine. People confuse me with Brad Pitt often enough as it is."

Anna laughs and shoves him, but Bradley has that goofy grin on his face again, and she ends up letting him buy her another drink.

+

"Now magazine tells me you're seeing that Arthur bloke," says Will.

"A regular fount of knowledge, Now magazine. But yes. I'm seeing the 'Arthur bloke'."

"Is it very exclusive?"

"Oh no."

"Oh good," Will says lightly. "Then I can still do this," and kisses her.

+

"Shit," says Will, a bit breathless. "You're as gay as your character."

"You watch my show!" Bradley beams.

Anna says, "I can vouch that there's at least some straight in him."

"But who cares, eh?" says Will, and kisses Bradley again.

Anna's arms slip around Will from behind and she starts unbuttoning his shirt. "I care."

"I care sometimes," says Bradley, somewhat muffled.

"Shut up, the two of you," Will commands, and pushes them both to the bed.

+

"You should bring Morgana next time," Will suggests.

Bradley raises an eyebrow. "You mean Katie?"

"Sure."

"Oh my god," says Anna. "Stop using the men I date to fulfill your deviant fantasies."

"But tonight was such a good start, why stop now? Besides," he adds, "what else do you use him for?"

"He buys me dinner sometimes."

"I'm right here," Bradley announces.

"I can buy you dinner," says Will, ignoring him.

"Will you buy me dinner?" asks Bradley.

"I don't know," Will replies in a voice full of doubt. "Your breasts aren't nearly as big as Anna's."

"Aww." She kisses Will's cheek. "Aren't you sweet."



ERRANDS. SHOWERING AND ERRANDS. ARGH.

DO YOU WANT TO RIDE THE UNICORN

[identity profile] mumblemutter.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm right here," Bradley announces.

Oh, HART. Also, dude, that icon is just unfair. *twitches* Your Peter/Uther suggestion in the other comment might have scarred me for life. Oh my god. O_o
Edited 2009-01-19 17:56 (UTC)

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
I LOVE YOU
I THINK YOU KNOW WHY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD oh my god! i have never had a paid account before! OMG. MAYBE I WILL DO A POLL. MAYBE I WILL DO A VOICE POST. THE POSSIBILITIES.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR AWESOME AWESOMENESS
HOLY SHIT LET ME WRITE SOMETHING FOR YOU IN TRIBUTE TO YOUR AWESOME, WHAT DO YOU WANT

<3333333 <33333333!!!!1

<444444444444444444444!!!!

[identity profile] mumblemutter.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...you never had a paid account before? OUTRAGE!!! Mainly I just wanted you to upload more icons of kingly hair, so really. The pleasure is all mine.

(OMG AIR GUITARS HOW PRECIOUS)

And you don't have to write me anything! I'll just sit back and bask in the Merlinarnia icon crossovers if there are any more. :-)



*pets the hair*

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
OH KINGS OF DESTINY AND THEIR BEAUTIFUL SHINY HAIR

IKR! i've never seen the special features of the PC or LWW DVDs but ppl post icons/pics of it everywhere and every time i come across them i am OVERCOME BY THE ADORABLE

[identity profile] tricksterquinn.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
OK THAT SECOND ONE MADE MY DAY. LIEK A LOT.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
YAAAAAY THERE SHOULD TOTALLY BE MORE BRADLEY/ANNA/WILL IN THE WORLD

i'm just looking for an excuse, really

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
INT. WILL'S APARTMENT -- NIGHT

the kitchen table is covered with an assortment of bottles: some from which they are drinking, some of which they have drunk, and some which they considered drinking but changed their minds, and then will was too lazy to put them away again.

after anna's second glass of wine and will's third beer (bradley is still nursing his first scotch), the boys get into an argument about who was the better king, arthur or peter, and anna wonders, whatever happened to keeping your work life separate?

"come on, you were based on me," says bradley, dropping the illusion of correct prepositions. anna knows a cock-measuring contest when she sees one.

"ha!" will scoffs. "we don't even know if you existed!"

"well, we know for sure you didn't exist," anna shrugs at him, and he glares at her.

"you're supposed to be on my side!" says will.

anna laughs. "oh will, don't you remember? i eventually leave you." she smiles at bradley, running her fingers through his hair. "and gwen eventually leaves you, poor sod."

"who needs her? i've got a merlin," says bradley. "together we are a coin."

"'s not the brightest coin in the collection box," will comments, "but certainly the gayest."

"the gayest of coins," anna sighs wistfully, before taking bradley's glass from his hand and finishing it. there wasn't that much left anyway.

"hey! i was using that!" bradley protests

"much too slowly." she threads their fingers together and smiles at bradley in a way that, she has discovered, makes him forgive her anything. anna stands up and tugs. "come. will, you too."

"where are we going?" asks bradley as she leads them out of the kitchen. he catches up to her and slides his arm around her waist.

"we're going to polish your sword, your highness," anna replies.

"can we polish mine first?" asks will, draping his arms over their shoulders and forcing himself between them.

"you can polish each other's," says anna, and pushes open will's bedroom door. "i'll supervise. and then," she smiles, slipping away from them and pulling her blouse over her head, "i'll show you how it's done."

Re: i'm just looking for an excuse, really

[identity profile] tricksterquinn.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Together we are a coin! *keels over laughing*

Re: i'm just looking for an excuse, really

[identity profile] mumblemutter.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I want a Merlin icon with "the gayest of coins" as keywords now. Kind of really bad.

(MOAR MOAR MOAR)

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
will and bradley have, on separate occasions, asked anna, "when do i get to see you without the third wheel?"

one day bradley asks will this. will's kind of been waiting for it.

will replies, "saturday?"

and bradley grins. "lovely."

"you should ask that katie girl if she wants to come with."

"only if you ask that caspian fellow if he wants to as well."

in the end, it's just the two of them, but it turns out this suits them just fine.

+

at around date (or whatever) #4, will wakes up to an incoming text on his mobile. he clumsily melts across the bed over bradley's sleeping body (which whines in protest) and fumbles for his phone, knocking over a glass of water and the bottle of lube in the process.

the text is from anna, and it says, "r u stealin my men away from me again??"

"bradley," says will, nudging him with his foot. "bradley james."

"...sjkh," bradley replies.

"am i stealing you from anna?"

"don't be silly," says bradley, rubbing his eyes. "i'm stealing you from her." and rolls over and goes back to sleep.

[identity profile] mumblemutter.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
♥_♥

I'm bookmarking this post and I shall call it George.

(The combined ...hair of Peter* Will and Bradley and Ben would make the world implode if they ever got together, y/y?)



* CHARACTER BLEED IS MY FAVOURITE.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT WOULD THE WORLD DO WITH SO MUCH AWESOME HAIR ALL IN ONE PLACE D:
I BOTH FEAR AND CRAVE SUCH A DAY

CONFESSION: sometimes i mistype peter as arthur and vice versa


"fuck off," says ben. "i'm not getting involved in whatever game you and anna have going on."

"it's not a game," says will, rolling his eyes.

"it always is with you."

Re: i'm just looking for an excuse, really

[identity profile] starsimpulse.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
I HARDLY HAVE WORDS FOR HOW FANTASTIC YOU ARE.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I WANTED TO WRITE BRADLEY/ANNA/WILL UNTIL I REDISCOVERED THIS MEME

QUICK, GIVE ME A PROMPT AND I WILL DRABBLE THEM SOME MORE

[identity profile] starsimpulse.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
PWP. WAIT, DID I SAY THAT? I MEANT... SOMETHING ELSE. LIKE WILL AND BRADLEY GOING TO SEE ANNA AT THE THEATRE. OR WILL TAKING THEM BOTH SHOPPING FOR AN EVENT OF SOME SORT, AND BRADLY IS ALL "OH MY GOD. YOU ARE THE GAYEST MAN ALIVE." AND ANNA JUST ROLLS HER EYES AND SAYS "I TOLD YOU SO."

OR BRADLEY MEETING THE FAMILY AKA GEORGIE, SKANDAR AND BEN (who are obviously still recovering from all the mexico sex.) XD

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
and then they're both in her, bradley in front of her and will at her back, and she closes her eyes and she doesn't know who's biting her neck, she doesn't know who's touching her breasts, their fingers rough on her nipples. anna digs her fingernails into bradley's shoulders and her back is slick with sweat against will's chest, and she feels like she can't breathe, in that good way.

[identity profile] westingturtle.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
"You watch my show!" Bradley beams. ::snorts::

Oh Bradley, you silly silly thing

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I do like how on-board he is with the gay of his show! Oh Bradley, with his shiny hair! And his versatile face! And his perky butt! And his


yeah.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
merlinarnia has bled into the RPF
WHAT COME NEXT
probably stuff like anna/merlin and colin/caspian

[identity profile] tricksterquinn.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm waiting on Colin/Merlin, Colin/Arthur, and Bradley/Merlin, personally.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
COLIN/MERLIN OMG
YESssssssssss
KATIE/MORGANA?! I THINK SO.

[identity profile] tricksterquinn.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Colin/Morgana.

Most def.

[identity profile] starsimpulse.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
WILL/ANNA/BRADLEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD. TRUFAX.

I ADORE YOU FOR WRITING THIS.

YOU SHOULD WRITE RPF MORE OFTEN.

<33!

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
THEY WILL, VERY TRUFAX
did you read the continuation i wrote up there for tricksterquinn? oh man, it's like pringles, I HAVE POPPED AND I CANNOT STOP. bradley/anna/will ftwwwwwwwwww

[identity profile] marycontraire.livejournal.com 2009-01-22 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Merlinarnia RPF! I love you. And unicorns.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-22 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
<33333! Merlinarnia is my favorite nonexistent fandom!

[identity profile] marycontraire.livejournal.com 2009-01-22 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it OK if I friend you? I'm very into both Merlin and Narnia, and I've loved a lot of your fic (both serious fic and silly fic).

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-01-23 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
But of course!
Haha I'm glad you like the silly fics too, 'cos it's good to know that I'm not just cackling to myself in a corner here. XD

[identity profile] credulesque.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAAA YOU ARE AWESOME, WOT djfa;d because OF COURSE will would want in on the action *nods wisely*

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
NO YOU

WILL'S A BIT OF AN ATTENTION WHORE, SAYS I

<3
ext_3167: Happiness is a dragon in formaldehyde  (Default)

[identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com 2009-02-21 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh my god," says Anna. "Stop using the men I date to fulfill your deviant fantasies."


!!!!!!!!!!!! I love them all so much. So much.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-02-21 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Bradley/Anna/Will needs to happen much more oftennnnnnnn. MAYBE THROW IN A BEN OR A COLIN AND A KATIE.

[identity profile] alixtii.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG. Bradley/Will/Anna. There's not even any porn in it and I'm dying of guh. Love it.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! There is porn somewhere in the comments ;). I plan to consolidate all of it and repost it all on the DW.

[identity profile] alixtii.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies and goes to heaven hell fannish valhalla*