whynot: etc: oh deer (seas would rise when i gave the word)
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Anna & Will, phone conversation. Disney just dropped VotDT but Anna isn't upset. 144 words, rated G.

It's like being kicked out of Narnia all over again. )
whynot: etc: oh deer (whoresome foursome)
Cracked-out drabble written for that meme where you write fic about the characters in your adjacent icons. So: the cast of the Narnia movies, Merlin, and a unicorn. Originally posted here.

it's difficult to get the lore straight sometimes )
whynot: etc: oh deer (seas would rise when i gave the word)
Written for Porn Battle VII, reposted for posterity. Originally posted here.


Walk Along Horizons
Narnia RPF. Liam/Anna/Will. NC17.
"Have you forgotten the part where you kick us out of Narnia?"

it's always been her laugh that undoes him )
whynot: etc: oh deer (my nipples explode with delight)
I wrote more for the Porn Battle: Walk Along Horizons, Will Moseley/Anna Popplewell/Liam Neeson. Rated WHAT for Liam Neeson being a pervbag, maybe. I wrote one more prompt, but I'll keep mum on it for now because I'm extending it into a longer fic, and by 'longer fic' I mean 'longest fic I've ever written, even longer than the Calormen fic'. And by that, I actually mean 'if the longest fic I write is, like, crackfic, should I just throw myself off a bridge now and save us all the trouble?'

Anyway, I think I've organized my tags. Man, it is so weird going back to posts I wrote 4+ years ago. Sometimes I kind of want to facepalm and go OH PAST SELF, but sometimes I rediscover interesting things like this post from back when I went through a Tarantino phase and watched City On Fire (the Hong Kong gangster flick 'Reservoir Dogs' was based on) and Kaante (the Bollywood film based on 'Reservoir Dogs'), and analyzed this cinematic game of Telephone. And then, as evidence that my penchant for cracked out crossovers began long ago, here is where I babble about a Boondock Saints/Ocean's 11/From Dusk Till Dawn crossover.

Same thing goes when I look through my Photobucket account. Where does half this shit come from? )
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AAAARRGGHH SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW. AAAARRGGHH VACATION WITHDRAWAL. AAAARRGGHH HAVE TO PAY BILLS & FIGURE OUT CLASSES & FIND THE NEAREST VIETNAMESE RESTAURANT BECAUSE I HAVE A SUDDEN CRAVING. WHAT ELSE. HAVE TO CLEAN ROOM. All I did the past few weeks was sing stupid songs and dance stupid dances and cuddle and hug and drink and talk a lot of nonsense. Ugh, having to switch to 'school mode'. UGH I TELL YOU.

LOOK AT HOW FLUFFY MY ICON'S HAIR IS. So fluffy. I want to run my fingers through his hair all day. This is also my Peter icon, because I don't have enough icon space for TWO doomed kings of destiny, no matter how shiny their hair are (and Will Moseley sports some pretty shiny hair). Man, I have amassed such a collection of Georgie and Peter&Susan icons, I'm not going to get around to using all of them at all. On a related note, I have a plot bunny for a futurefic in which Morgana escapes to Narnia as a refugee when things in Camelot go to shit, and then there is Morgana/Susan. I am adamantly telling myself I have no time though, 'cos omg school. And the city!

One of my favorite memes is the one where you write drabbles about the things/characters in the adjacent icons of your icon page, because it makes me write things like Donald Duck and Freddy Newandyke a.k.a. Mister Orange from Reservoir Dogs. I also get to write Peter, Susan, and two Edmunds; the Pendragons and two Morganas; and the Camelot OT4 in Manila. AWESOME. I'll get to those eventually, but I'll start with Will, Anna, Merlin, and a unicorn. Skandar and Georgie are here too. )

Before I traded it in for this icon of blondness, I had an icon of Bradley James yelling AWOOGA on a roller coaster. (Man, that video clip will never not make me grin like a fool.) If that icon were still in its original position, I would be writing Bradley James/Anna Popplewell/Will Moseley for this meme.

Here is the Bradley/Anna/Will I might hypothetically write. )


ERRANDS. SHOWERING AND ERRANDS. ARGH.
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I am in a hotel on Long Island and the hallway consistently smells of weed.

Narnia drabble dump! Actually, these are deleted scenes from previous fics. I have a Notepad file of deleted scenes to be used in future fics, but sometimes they just get dumped in a post such as this.


From to know these songs and to sing them (Peter/Susan, PG13). I didn't initially know how to end the fic, so I kept on drabbling, hoping to meander to some sort of conclusion. This is one of those drabbles.
they talk about mundane things )


From remember me as a time of day (Anna Popplewell/Susan Pevensie, though this scene is Anna/Will. PG13). I needed to write one more scene in the 'real world' to bridge the Cair Paravel scenes. This was written, and eventually rejected maybe because it wasn't crack enough.
war-making suits you )


From the root goes deep/on all that came before (Trumpkin, G). I'm rather fond of the Lucy and Trumpkin POVs here. I don't have a special affinity for Lucy and Trumpkin, so the writing's more straightforward and, I feel, tighter. I like the insight their POVs give. This was cut because it would just be unnecessarily belaboring Trumpkin's point, his point being that these Sons and Daughters are full of it up to the eyes.
try to force the hand of the universe )
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Do you like the scifi/fantasy? Free e-books from Tor! Available only until July 27. Let me share with you which ones I got! )

Someone posted a link to the German premiere of Die Chroniken von Narnia: Prinz Kaspian von Narnia and it is bizarre. The ground opens up and out gallops a MAN ON FIRE on a horse. He runs around the arena, being ON FIRE, and then he runs offstage for some reason. Presumably because he is ON FIRE. I DO NOT KNOW. Then scores of knights appear and they all fight each other, um, to the death? I'm unclear as to why. They all just die, including the horses. They have trained the horses to lie down on the ground in a death-like position. I DO NOT KNOW. MOVING ON.

I don't usually do Narnia RPF, but I've been smoking some crack, so it's alright, and this is only half RPF anyway. Title is from the Explosions In The Sky song of the same name.

remember me as a time of day
Chronicles of Narnia. Anna Popplewell/Susan Pevensie, Anna Popplewell/Will Moseley, implied Will Moseley/Peter Pevensie and EVERY OTHER COMBINATION. Rated PG13 for implicit sex and explicit crack.
In which there are dreams.


remember me as a time of day )

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