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Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2010-06-07 08:53 pm

walk-on parts in the war


PILOT: LOL WAT IS DIS MOOSIC. The music is the only difference as far as I can tell. How does this work, was this meant to be any kind of final draft at all, or was the music just a slapdash placemarker for less lolzy music to be put in later? Sam's walking Dean to the car after he breaks into the apartment, and there are ~ORCHESTRAL STRINGS in the background. Sam and Jess make out to "Boulevard of Broken Dreams", and the young man picks up the white lady to "99 Problems". CUTE, GUYS. Speaking of which, how YOUNG they look! Dean's eyes were like superbig.

MOST INTERESTING THOUGH, is when Sam is at that Halloween party in the beginning, and his friend said something like, "Why doesn't your family know about your pre-law successes?" and Sam replied, "Because, we're not exactly the Bradys."

:-O There he is! There's Brady! And his apparently close-knit family! What, he's totally one of those dudes that goes by his last name. Speaking of demonic possession, right:


THE RAPTURE: Was Amelia already possessed by the time they left the house?! WHEN DID SHE GET POSSESSED. WAS IT BEFORE AFTER HER GOODBYE HEARTBREAK WITH JIMMY? It's gotta be before, right, because soon after the men left, she was whaling on Claire. So AMELIA NEVER REALLY GOT TO SAY GOODBYE AT ALL. The entire time in the car, the demon was laughing at her. Her mouth is saying "I'm not going anywhere without you, Jimmy" and the demon is saying how she'll kill him nice and slow, Claire too, and asks Amelia if she knows just how much blood there is in a human body, if she'd like to see. ARGH. FOR A YEAR NOW, Amelia has been trying to get her life back on track, A YEAR, and then Jimmy comes back and holy shit and then HOLY SHIT, and the next thing she knows her husband is dying. The next thing she knows, her husband is no longer her husband and walking out of her life all over again. fjdslfsd FUCK. NOVAKS. ARGH. CAS, YOU GIANT DOUCHE. NO CLOSURE FOR ANYONE EVERRRRRRR.

Jimmy's "Can I see her?" will never not break me. ;___;


Does that mean it's... maybe it's time, maybe it's time for a mini-picspam of the collateral damage we call the Novaks?

Assume that after each picture is five lines of keysmash from me.

D: #1 -- THE HUG







D: #2 -- CLAIRE USING THE COAT FOR A BLANKET




D: #3 -- POST-DEMONIC SHOWDOWN MOTHER(??)-DAUGHTER MOMENT




D: #4 -- "WE'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE GET TO IT."




D: #5 -- "TAKE CARE OF YOUR MOM."






D: #6 -- TTYL, d00dz!




D: #7 -- Castiel has no time for little girls doubled over in shock.







D: #8 -- THE NEXT THING SHE KNOWS




Okay off to do stuff for real this time.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/23849.html | comment count unavailable comments]

I have nothing valuble to add to this conversation

[identity profile] vikki.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
OU'RE THE ONE WITH A DEMON INSIDE YOU. Nobody ever explains to Amelia how it works. Jimmy tells her that Castiel said he's special, it's in his blood. She's probably gonna live her whole life now thinking it's in her blood to be a demon-host who SHOOTS PEOPLE AND CRACKS WISE ABOUT IT.

This is why I desperately need Jimmy to come home and help his wife with PTSD. YESTERDAY.

Re: I have nothing valuble to add to this conversation

[identity profile] gabby-silang.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
THEY WOULD BE SUCH A MESS, they would be SUCH A MESS.

Jimmy gets paranoid about his body's natural reflexes. Finds his leg bouncing up and down convulsively and is TOTALLY CONVINCED that means he STILL DOESN'T HAVE CONTROL OVER IT. There's always a LIGHT IN THE CORNER OF HIS EYES, but he can't catch it no matter how fast he turns around.

Amelia lives every second with that feeling like there's someone staring at the back of your neck. And if you turn around it'll see you seeing it, and then it's all over. So she just says to herself, mouths it sometimes, don't turn around, don't turn around.

Meanwhile their kid won't hang out with other kids and just talks to her imaginary friend WHO IS CASTIEL.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TISSUES FOR THIS.

IF THEY DON'T HAVE PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA NOW, THEY WILL SOON.

I still like the idea of Castiel being Claire's creeper imaginary friend though :D. The tragiLOL father-figure substitution where it's Cas who has to disapprove of Claire's boyfriends because Jimmy and Amelia are too busy having PTSD. ("Promise you won't smite this one, Cas, I really like him.")

[identity profile] gabby-silang.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Promise you won't smite this one, Cas, I really like him."

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Cas the creepy imaginary friend is pretty much my #1 happy place. I don't even. I mean. It's all ADVENTURES and YOU ARE THE MOST SPECIAL GIRL IN THE WORLD and LIES but NOT REALLY and the most fucked up little family unit ever.
Edited 2010-06-08 16:54 (UTC)

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
And maybe she badgers him for answers during tests all like, "Come on, Cas, what's the capital of Nigeria?" "If you actually studied this last night instead of reading up on Aramaic exorcism rituals, you would know." Alternatively, Cas likes to feed her the answers and Claire gets pissed off because she wants to do this on her own.

[identity profile] gabby-silang.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And the day after Justin Dijullio calls Claire a bitch, he loses his footing on the top of the monkey bars. Breaks his leg in two places. Nobody nearby enough to blame, and he just wails and wails, and Claire leans back against the schoolyard wall, placid. It's not your fault, the school nurse is telling Justin. Wind just picked up real hard just then, that happens a lot in the midwest, you know. Justin just moved here from the east coast and he's been a real brat about it.

from the bowels of gchat

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
22by7: cas doesn’t tell so much as SHOW her calculus
lass: show her calculus!!!!! <333
22by7: yah, i imagine being a many-dimensioned creature lets you visualise/spatialise math in useful ways
22by7: weird things keep happening to claire's would-be-boyfriends and girlfriends
at first it was amusing
lass: YUP YES. he hates that she's growing up, no longer completely his
22by7: oh god i wanna write this story. like you said, it'd start out cute and fluffy, but get suuuuper dysfunctional
22by7: cas is like NO, NO, DON'T GROW UP, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME, because he's peter pan
lass: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<33333333333333333333333333
flsjflksajf;lskjdlfjls
to live would be a grand adventure. AS LONG AS IT'S WITH CAS, OR ELSE.
22by7: but yknow claire wants concreteness sometimes. she's human enough to want a life built on something more tangible than the song he made up to help her understand the Fibonacci
series.
22by7: and cas, who doesn't need to remember, remembers dean, and he hates it, he hates it, he hates humans, she's not human , why is she doing this
lass: and oh god but she is, and she gets angry at him and he hates it when she is angry, but then she becomes scared of him and he hates it even more when she's scared but he CANNOT HELP HIMSELF
22by7: he takes her on this insaaaaane time travel whirligig tour
lass: it's why she falls asleep in her morning history class,
she's tired from sailing with vasco de gama all night
22by7: isn't this brilliant isn't this BETTER, he thinks, he is grinning, as she's walking down the tongue of a glacier at sunrise, the slow world melting around them

omfgggggggggg U GUYZ

[identity profile] gabby-silang.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
♥___________♥

to live would be a grand adventure. AS LONG AS IT'S WITH CAS, OR ELSE.

THAT IS THE SUMMARY OF THE FIC THAT I ASSUME ONE OR BOTH OF YOU IS WRITING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. WRITING IT AS I WRITE THIS OBNOXIOUS COMMENT. GET ON THAT SHIT PLZ JFC MY HEART GREW TEN SIZES AND WAS STABBED FIVE TIMES AND LIVES IN FEAR OF EVERYTHING IT LOVES.

Re: from the bowels of gchat

[identity profile] gabby-silang.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
GUYS I'M NOT KIDDING I JUST KEEP READING THIS OVER AND OVER

THE SONG

ABOUT THE FIBONACCI SERIES

JFC

THIS COMPLETES ME. THIS COMPLETES ME. MY LIFE WAS WORTHWHILE BECAUSE I READ THIS.

Re: from the bowels of gchat

[identity profile] 22by7.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
HOW COULD I EVER REFUSE SUCH A HEARTFELT REQUEST FROM ONE SO WONDERFUL?

I am definitely posting some Claire-Cas fic tomorrow. IT MAY NOT BE VERY GOOD but I will postttt.

Re: from the bowels of gchat

[identity profile] lexhibition.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
YOU HAD BETTER

BECAUSE I THINK MY BRAIN ORGASMED FROM READING THIS. LIKE, MULTIPLE TIMES.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
<3333333

Basically Cas is Carol from Where the Wild Things Are! The day after Claire leaves him, an earthquake creates a new crevasse in Byrd Glacier that threatens to crack it in half, and St. Elmo's fire burned for hours around the spires of Chicago's Holy Trinity cathedral. But Cas will get her back, he knows it. She'll take him back, take him in, and then he'll tuck her away soft and sweet in a corner of their mind where the world can't get to her, where she'll be safe.

[identity profile] gabby-silang.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
brb, CRYING FOR YEARS.