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[whynot]

ITEM #1:

♥ Chuck Shurley Prompt Meme ♥


ITEM #2, MORE IMPORTANTLY: He never said it was aliens.





INDONESIA



HAS



BEEN



FLATTENED



.....



FLATTENED








~*~*FLATTENED*~*~



XDDDDDDDD DDDDDD: omg fjkdlsf;dksagkf'sf


THEY FRIDGED MY COUNTRY, GUYS. ONCE MORE WE EXIST ONLY IN CONTEXT OF GEOLOGICAL DISASTER. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

All of it got flattened? THE ENTIRE ARCHIPELAGO???

HERE'S WHAT MISHA COLLINS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE FLATTENING OF MY COUNTRY:


"MY GOD."


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAALOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLas,mf./d.mgfdngnf

TELL ME THERE IS A YOUTUBE EXCERPT OF INDONESIA DYING IN DRAMATIC FASHION. TELL ME THIS IS SO.

At some point, I discovered my friend's pack of playing cards that had hologram puppies on them, so of course I had to investigate. Thus my night went mostly like this: PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! It was an excellent Saturday night.

CRAZIEST AU EVER. SO BASICALLY MISHA HAS BEEN TYPECAST AS THE GUY WHO EXPLODES TO SAVE THE WORLD. I was constantly like, THAT IS HIS "STOP FUCKING AROUND, DEAN, WE HAVE TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE" FACE.

If no Stonehenge Apocalypse fic shows up on my flist soon, I WILL BE SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED!!!! Look, okay:

1. Stonehenge was a seal.

2. Jacob and the Winchesters once investigated the same weird phenomenon. THEY PISS EACH OTHER OFF but then BECOME FRENZ and discuss the best way to make home-made EMFs over slugs of whiskey. AND THEN THEY MAKE OUT.

3. 4x20 AU where Castiel possessed Jacob instead of Jimmy.

4. Jacob and Jimmy are estranged brothers. Warning: twincest.

5. JACOB IN 5x04VERSE. Jacob/future!Cas is a given.

6. ~*CLAIRE&JACOB*~

7. JACOB/SCULLY. Mulder and Jacob attempt to outdo each other on conspiracy trivia.

8. JACOB IS THE GHOSTFACERS' NEW INTERN.

9. The Jacob/Joseph backstory of archeological funtimes. I envision Indiana Jones meets 9 1/2 Weeks.


I will leave this here:

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/24814.html | comments]

Comments

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

GOD ME TOO. I HAVE NO BETTER EXPLANATION FOR HOW THIS GOT GREENLIGHTED. Greenlit?

[anjali-organna.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say greenlighted, but greenlit also looks right. Meh.

Hmm, what are ones I would like to see someone else tackle? "Seven Brides for Seven Zombies." "Snakeman." "Snakeman Part II: Son of Snakeman."

Huh. Those all sound like crappy horror flicks from the seventies.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Seven Brides for Seven Zombies
LOL OMG DO WANT. Personally I would like to see MEGAPIRANHA VS. THE LOCHNESS MONSTER II: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.

[anjali-organna.livejournal.com]

Hahaha awesome. Starring Jeff Goldblum as your notcrazy marine biologist who's just trying to be a good Samaritan and alert the public about the imminent threat to our world's waterways but no one believes him, oh dear!

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

SPOILERS: humanity wins. They put Megapiranha and Nessy in a rocket and shot it at the sun.

[anjali-organna.livejournal.com]

THE SUN IS NOT PLEASED.