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[whynot]

ITEM #1:

♥ Chuck Shurley Prompt Meme ♥


ITEM #2, MORE IMPORTANTLY: He never said it was aliens.





INDONESIA



HAS



BEEN



FLATTENED



.....



FLATTENED








~*~*FLATTENED*~*~



XDDDDDDDD DDDDDD: omg fjkdlsf;dksagkf'sf


THEY FRIDGED MY COUNTRY, GUYS. ONCE MORE WE EXIST ONLY IN CONTEXT OF GEOLOGICAL DISASTER. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

All of it got flattened? THE ENTIRE ARCHIPELAGO???

HERE'S WHAT MISHA COLLINS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE FLATTENING OF MY COUNTRY:


"MY GOD."


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAALOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLas,mf./d.mgfdngnf

TELL ME THERE IS A YOUTUBE EXCERPT OF INDONESIA DYING IN DRAMATIC FASHION. TELL ME THIS IS SO.

At some point, I discovered my friend's pack of playing cards that had hologram puppies on them, so of course I had to investigate. Thus my night went mostly like this: PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! It was an excellent Saturday night.

CRAZIEST AU EVER. SO BASICALLY MISHA HAS BEEN TYPECAST AS THE GUY WHO EXPLODES TO SAVE THE WORLD. I was constantly like, THAT IS HIS "STOP FUCKING AROUND, DEAN, WE HAVE TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE" FACE.

If no Stonehenge Apocalypse fic shows up on my flist soon, I WILL BE SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED!!!! Look, okay:

1. Stonehenge was a seal.

2. Jacob and the Winchesters once investigated the same weird phenomenon. THEY PISS EACH OTHER OFF but then BECOME FRENZ and discuss the best way to make home-made EMFs over slugs of whiskey. AND THEN THEY MAKE OUT.

3. 4x20 AU where Castiel possessed Jacob instead of Jimmy.

4. Jacob and Jimmy are estranged brothers. Warning: twincest.

5. JACOB IN 5x04VERSE. Jacob/future!Cas is a given.

6. ~*CLAIRE&JACOB*~

7. JACOB/SCULLY. Mulder and Jacob attempt to outdo each other on conspiracy trivia.

8. JACOB IS THE GHOSTFACERS' NEW INTERN.

9. The Jacob/Joseph backstory of archeological funtimes. I envision Indiana Jones meets 9 1/2 Weeks.


I will leave this here:

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/24814.html | comments]

Comments

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

i love this entire post.

i was entirely too sober while watching this last night.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

It is a film that asks so little of you and gives so much back. XD

[marycontraire.livejournal.com]

GOD DAMN IT, JIM LASS, IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD, NOT ALIENS!

This post made me laugh so hard. (I'm pretty sure, actually, that Misha Collins exists to make us laugh. It's his mission in life. He has a manifesto. Someday he will totally kiss Jensen on the mouth at a red carpet event solely for our entertainment.)

Can I put in my vote right now for Jacob as Ghostfacers intern? IT WOULD BE PERFECT.

Also, my Saturday night was kind of like yours, but instead of PUPPIES! MISHA! RUM! it was CUPCAKE! DOCTOR WHO! WINE! This is definitely similar, but I'm not sure how.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

That is also Sam's reponse to important questions such as WHY MISHA WHY and HOW DOES HE EVENNNNNN.

Can I put in my vote right now for Jacob as Ghostfacers intern?
After a few ghostfacing outings, Jacob tries to um... SUGGEST IMPROVEMENTS AND CORRECTIONS in Ed and Harry's technique. Maggie agrees with him, and Ed and Harry get very pissy about it.

"GHOSTFACING IS ABOUT LOYALTY, MAGGIE."

"I thought it was about... facing ghosts?"

"...WAY TO MISS THE POINT, SIS."

[murron.livejournal.com]

We don't get SyFy over here but from the way my flist casploded exploded I must've missed quite the ride!!

Sometimes I want to be a movie writer so bad -- they smoke the good stuff. A robot head? Srsly???????

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Two conflicting feelings of mine:
1) I hope you find a way to watch this soon!
2) I would not wish this movie upon my enemy.

[murron.livejournal.com]

I should be able to watch it tomorrow :)

[nyoka.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU.

THE PYRAMIDS OF MAINE

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

AS MUCH AS JACOB LOVED JOSEPH???!??! JOSEPH SPENT HIS TIME DIGGING IN THE EARTH AND JACOB WITH HIS HEAD IN THE STARS BUT TOGETHER THEY KEPT EACH OTHER'S FEET ON THE GROUND <333333333

Re: THE PYRAMIDS OF MAINE

[nyoka.livejournal.com]

YES, ON THE GROUND! \o/

BABY, I'LL TOTALLY BE THE JOSEPH TO YOUR JACOB.

BRB, BUILDING MY CULT OF FOLLOWERS RIGHT NOW.

[anjali-organna.livejournal.com]

Sooo, I totally didn't realize you were talking about a movie (tv movie? still not too clear) and was like "OMFG WTF HAPPENED TO INDONESIA?!" and scurried over to nyt.com to investigate.

...I am very tired. Don't judge me.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA ILU ANJALIIIIIII <33333

Yeah, it's a Syfy original movie called "Stonehenge Apocalypse" and it is every bit as terrible as the title would imply!! IT STARS MISHA COLLINS. IT IS EVERY BIT AS SPARKLY AS THIS WOULD IMPLY TOO.

[anjali-organna.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's a Syfy original movie called "Stonehenge Apocalypse"

OMG. You know what I think must happen? Some studio person somewhere must have a job that consists solely of coming up with amazingly cracktastic titles like "Stonehenge Apocalypse" that then gets passed on to other people to actualy write and try and make into a workable thing.

I so want that job.

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

HEY HEY the really awesome guy who got proceedingly undressed and then SHOT TO BITS BY DAVID (BASTARD) is so hot I just put any and all episodes of Highlander with him in it on my to-watch list. (this list is going to get VERY LONG, I can just feel it. OH SUMMER, you will go by too quickly!)

THINGS YOU COMPELL ME TO DO

"You're not my brother," Jacob says, and Castiel tilts his head.

"You are very perceptive," he says calmly. "I am Castiel." He doesn't duck the punch Jacob swings at him, but it's too wild and Jacob is shaking too much to hit him heavily at all. It's like impacting with granite anyways, and Jacob grabs the man wearing his brother by his coat and slams him against the wall.

"You fucker," he says. "Get out. Get out now." There's a short silence, and then Castiel's eyes flicker with what is almost surprise and interest.

"You were... very close," he says, and Jacob knows what he means from the faint inflection. It's like hearing his brother through a phone, deep and far away and not quite him. "You and James. Before the fight." There's blood pooling in Jacob's mouth from where he's bitten himself silent, and he realizes that there are tears on his face as well.

"You can't take him," he says. "You can't have him, he's mine."

"He gave himself willingly," Castiel says quietly, and Jacob lets go and turns away, drained.

"He would," he says bitterly. "If he was lied to enough." Behind him, Castiel is silent. "Fucking apocalypse," Jacob says, and sits heavily on the side of the bed.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

(... this feels like a non-sequitur but, besides being awesome :DDD, your drabble makes me wonder: where is the AU where Sam gets possessed by Castiel? does it exist? if not, SDF:LKJSDFLK WHY NOT.)

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

the AU where Sam gets possessed by Castiel
JFKLDJSFKLSJFLJ

YOUR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS IN THE MAIL.

FJDSOIJFLJGKFLDJFLDJLF

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

"He would," he says bitterly. "If he was lied to enough."
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. GIVE US YOUR STORIES, JACOB. I WANT TO SEE THIS HEARTBREAK. I bet Jacob's interrogation of Castiel is hilarious though. "NO I AM NOT A LIZARD MAN. OR A MOLE PERSON. I REALLY AM AN ANGEL OF THE LORD."

And Jacob's like, "ARE YOU AN ALIEN?? ARE YOU FROM ATLANTIS??"


-- Fourteen minutes. That's how much older Jacob is than Jimmy, and their parents used to joke that that was the longest Jacob ever went through life without his little brother.

-- Their mother used to dress them in matching outfits for church. Twenty minutes into the service and Jacob would fidget, count each stained glass shard on the windows at least until 20, twist in his seat to see the people behind him, who frowned. Twist back around and accidentally kick Jimmy in the shin, who kicked him back. Shhh, Mrs. Novak said, glaring at them on behalf of the Lord.

-- Five things from Jacob's desk, circa age fifteen: 1) The latest issue of New Paradigm, bookmarked with post-its. 2) A small gold cross he doesn't wear anymore. 3) A catalog open to the telescopes and binoculars section, the Nebula Astromaster NG-60 circled in red marker. 4) A Playboy of dubious origin. 5) Wells's The Time Machine, which he actually borrowed from Jimmy and always forgets to return.

-- One brother asks the other, "How can you believe in this stuff?"

-- Jimmy's eyes are a little grayer. Jacob has a scar on his elbow from the time he fell out the tree in the backyard, eight years old and impatient for height. (Jimmy barefoot on the grass looking up at him, white-knuckled and squinty-eyed. Jacob had told him it was going to be okay, so Jimmy was waiting to see if this was true.)

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

I don't really understand any of this but I thought of Twilight!Jacob as I read and it made EVERYTHING BETTER.

Now I am crossing over SPN (all the one episode I know!) with Twilight:

"Hey," Dean says, "you coming?"

"Yeah," Sam says, "sure." It's raining again; in Washington, apparently it rains all the damn time.

"Look, man," Dean starts, but he doesn't get any farther because AT THAT VERY MOMENT a young girl stumbles into the road and collapses. "The hell?" Dean says, but Sam is already out of the car.

"Edward..." the girl mumbles as her eyes close.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

HAHA OMG SPN/TWILIGHT FUCK YES
THOSE VAMPIRES WOULD GET THEIR ASSES KICKED, WITH SARCASM

I do not want to spoil you but I have SO MANY great ideas re: their special powers.

how much would dean hate on edward, oh god I love it already. and be totally down with emmett a la Growing Up Cullen :D

there are spn vampires but fortunately they are not as irritating as twilight ones :)) but they totally have the same vibe as the vamp baddies do in twilight! ALSO there is this line XD

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

BELLA NEEDS TO HANG OUT WITH JO. YOU'D PROBABLY LIKE JO. YOU'D LOVE ELLEN THOUGH.

BELLA NEEDS TO LEARN TO SHOOT GUNS AND BEHEAD VAMPIRES. IT IS A VITAL LIFE SKILL, CONSIDERING.

[metonomia.livejournal.com]

I had to go to church 30 minutes into this movie. And then I came home and mom made me watch The Blind Side with the family.

And then I returned to Misha face, and it was GOOD. So the croat virus? It was created in/by that pyramid in Maine. Or something like that. I don't even know, but Cas-of-The-End HAS to meet Jacob.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

~*PYRAMIDS IN MAINE*~

I FUCKING LOVE IT.


PYRAMIDS


IN


MAAAAAAIIIIIIINE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



YES I THINK JACOB WOULD MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO CAMP CHITAQUA. DEAN FINDS HIS PARANOIA USEFUL.

[lexhibition.livejournal.com]

THIS MOVIE. THIS MOVIE.

So, Dean is a devoted listener of Jacob's radio show, right? And Sam usually hates it but one day when Dean's got it turned up loud he bursts out laughing and goes 'This guy totally sounds like Cas!' And Dean's all, 'Idk what you're on about I totally don't have a crush on him shut up you whore!' Sometimes Dean likes to call Jacob up and tell him about vampires but Jacob always hangs up because lol that's just too weird for him.

[puckling.livejournal.com]

...fascinating. TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FIELD OBSERVATIONS.

OBSERVE THIS

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

THEIR NESTING HABITS ARE QUITE ODD: