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Some time ago I found an old notebook of mine full of bits of fic, and it's so weird reading it, like when did I even write this? I barely have a recollection. There's Smith/Wesson on the road, post-5x22 Dean&Cas, Arthur/Morgana SPN AU in modern Britain, et cetera. Also I found an old flash drive that needs excavating and God only knows what's on that.

But instead of posting things that make sense, have a snippet of the AU where Sam and Jared are brothers. THAT'S RIGHT, Sam, Dean, and Jared are brothers who save people and hunt things. When Sam went to Stanford, Jared stuck around with Dean. This fic is set after the hypothetical pilot. Because sometimes (most times) when it's late at night and I'm chatting with

callowyn and

zempasuchil, things spiral out of control.

( The Impala isn't big enough for three. ~850 words )

To conclude, It Usually Washes Off is a NC17 Cas/Meg fic by

fossarian that I really enjoyed, so I rec it to you!

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/207339.html

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AAAAAAANDREA! I don't even remember what fandom we first met in, but I do know that YOU ARE A PRECIOUS CREATURE. For your birthday and your "thank you for being wonderful" greeting card, I wrote you a Supernatural/Infernal Affairs crossover hahahahaha and you will probably be one of like two people who will read it. ALL FOR YOU, MY BB. *loves up on

mumblemutter*

For the rest of you playing along at home, Infernal Affairs is the Hong Kong film that Scorsese's The Departed was based on, and Andrea has been enabling my FEELINGS on it, omg the feelings, so really this fic is kind of inevitable. It was either this or Misha Collins/Tony Leung set in the same 'verse as Nothing Up My Sleeve... which may still happen, actually.

Anyway, this fic takes place before Infernal Affairs and also during Cas's post-5x16 bender. He drank liquor stores across time and space, okay, so why not in Hong Kong in 2002? The fic's one-song soundtrack is "Easy Muffin" by Amon Tobin.

The Continuous Way
SPN/Infernal Affairs. Yan, Castiel. PG13. Spoilers through the first movie and SPN 5x16.
An angel and an undercover cop walk into a bar. ~2100 words

( Maybe you can use them for spare parts. )

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/191057.html

I'm mostly here to direct your attention to the time Matt wheeled Misha around on a dolly and then licked his box while Vanna-Whiting around. Okay, you two, fine, FINE, we will write all the fic about you. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? Oh, I guess not, CAN'T BE TAMED. Misha, I am happily not sure what to do about your propensity for picking Matt Cohen's nose, but I am also glad you are applying the lessons you've picked up from Jared i.e. when in doubt, go for the crotch.

I have acquired an external drive! It is wholly responsible for the fruition of the following thoughts:
- Mishalecki Withnail & I fusion?
- The world always needs more Connor/Murphy!
- Why is Tom Hanniger/Jake Gray porn on my to-do list?

YOU SHOULD ALSO TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW INFERNAL AFFAIRS 2 IS REALLY SOUL-DESTROYING, and how Newsies is two barrels of lolz. For one thing, I somehow had not known it was going to be a musical. Also, shit, someone talk to me about ~*DEVOUR*~ HAHAHAHAHA WHO LET THIS MOVIE OUT WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION?

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/189814.html

Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! I am reaching through the internet to hug you all right now. Right now. DO YOU FEEL IT? DO YOU FEEL THE HUG?? \o/

ALSO SOME AMAZING WONDERFUL PEOPLE HAVE MADE ME AMAZING WONDERFUL PRESENTS AND OMG I MUST SHARE THESE DIAMONDS WITH YOU SO YOU CAN ENJOY THEM AS I HAVE. GO LOVE ON THESE PEOPLE, LOVE THEM HARD.

OKAY OKAY. FIRST WE START WITH NOVAKCESTVERSE. You know, that 'verse where Jimmy Novak and his twin Jacob Glaser nee Novak grew up as hunters, and then it all gets a little familiar? For a brief history of this disco of the id, Cally has delicioused all the Novakcest to date. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MISHA'S FACE/MISHA'S FACE IS OTP?

Shifters Lie by

glassyskies, secret psychic | Novakcestverse | Jimmy/Jacob | PG13 | 3000 words
Preseries. The problem is that Jimmy Novak has perhaps fallen in love.

Right, can I say something about Skies's fic here, like is she maybe psychic, or perhaps a prophet? A CRUEL CAPRICIOUS GOD? There is a scene in her fic that pretty much flows seamlessly out of ( this heretofore unaired conversation ). Whether she's psychic, prophet, god, or just plain awesome, Novakcest is glad to have her.

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN. ART FOR MY SAM FICS JFKSLJFKLDJFLJF BY THE STUNNINGLY TALENTED AUGUST MONSOOOOOOOOON.

Little Amazon Woman by

august_monsoon, ass-kicking artist | SPN | girl!Sam | G
Art for All That Glitters (girl!Sam, Dean; PG13).

Along Every Horizon fic banner by

august_monsoon, beautiful soul | SPN | THE DESERT *____* | G
Banner for Along Every Horizon (Sam; PG13).

AND THEN. AND THENNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Did you know I love crossovers? I am mad for them. I'M NUTS FOR THEM. So HEY, DO YOU LIKE SPN? DO YOU LIKE H50? DO YOU LIKE THEM together? God, of course you do, and Murron is a magic maker.

Hau'oli la hanau by

murron, wonder woman | Hawaii 5-0/SPN | surprise pairing(s) | PG13 | 1144 words
Steve doesn't lock his door.

And now here is a piece of non-fiction.

when the stars come home to roost by

animus_wyrmis,

be_themoon, &

zempasuchil; sisters from another mister | REAL PERSON TRUTH | PG13 | infinite joy
WE HAVE A MAGICAL ADVENTURE.

What the everloving hell did I ever do to deserve you beautiful people in my life, oh my holy christ, I love you all so much fklsfjllkewfl thank you oh thank you <333333333333456

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/185235.html

VID REC: First the Earth was Flat by CamCazzy | Castiel, Dean, Sam, Bobby, Crowley | 6x20 coda
OH MY GOD MY HEART MAY NEVER STOP ACHING, TELL ME THIS ACHE WILL NEVER STOP, APT SONG, WELL-TIMED VISUAL CUTS, WILL PROBABLY WATCH A HUNDRED TIMES

LET'S TALK ABOUT DEAN'S FACE FOR A MINUTE. Or rather, let's let Dean's face do some talking, because holy fuck did it ever. DEAN'S FACE, HOW DO YOU DO THAT? DID YOU SELL YOUR FACE-SOUL TO THE FACE-CROSSROADS DEMON FOR MAGIC FACING SKILLS?

Lemme picspam you with some Dean a lil bit.

( things i enjoyed about 6x20: the dean's face edition )

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/183724.html

I usually post pictures of thingstiels on my tumblr, but I made an exception this weekend and 6x20-spammed the shit out of it. I apologize if you are only there for the trees and deer. If any of the rest of you are interested in my 6x20 spam and corresponding completely coherent and entirely unemotional commentary, you can find it under this very accurate tag.

Spoilers under the cut.

( oh my fucking god )

Later there will be another 6x20 post dedicated specifically to DEAN'S FACE OH MY GOD THE FACES HE MADE, but for now, I invite you all to come play here:

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/183319.html

I keep meaning to pimp this and then forgetting:

spn_fanmix! And another pimping thing:

This is my non-subtle request that y'all write more Sam/Cas. FANDOM NEEDS YOUR SASSY.

This is not a pimping thing, more a continuation of my mission statement to enable any and all Mishacest:

WHERE IS THE FIC??

I also love it when fandoms collide. There has been an awesome minisplosion of Doctor Who/Supernatural on my dash. As usual, clicking on the graphics will take you to their creators. ( Spoilers for DW 6x01 and SPN 6x18. )

Furthermore, as if there was ever any doubt, ( Supernatural/Back to the Future OTP. Uh, spoilers for SPN 4x03, 6x18, and the BTTF movies? )

HEY, PEOPLE WITH WHOM I WAS DISCUSSING Doctor!Misha, companion!Jared, and companion'sboyfriend!Jensen, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU.

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/181863.html

SPN has been giving my "what is this i can't even" tag a lot of workout. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF THIS POST. THE POINT OF THIS POST IS THAT EVERY NIGHT

IN MY DREAMS

I SEE YOU

I FEEL YOU

( THIS IS HOW I KNOW YOU GO ON )

YOU SHOULD ALSO TALK TO ME ABOUT 6x20 PROMO PICS ESPECIALLY THIS ONE & THIS ONE & THIS ONE. LET ME REMIND YOU OF THE 6x20 SYNOPSIS.

This is me right now.

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/179905.html

Okay, so I'm finally reading Mark Danielewski's House of Leaves and this book is insane. The footnotes are like the house's hallways, and sometimes the hallways are rooms. The story is about spatial horror, and it manages to simulate this disorientation in the book itself through its footnotes - initially innocuous, increasingly bizarre, increasingly difficult to navigate, getting bigger and bigger until eventually they consume entire pages. Annotations and errata edging out the narrative. But is it that the narrative is the annotations and errata, or rather, the narrative is the act of consumption and edging out? Can you break the fourth wall if you can't find it?

And it's not just the footnotes. Formatting eventually decides to fuck off and leave us to our own devices (or does it? The absence of formatting is also part of the narrative). And even this, the act of sharing with you my thoughts feels like I'm part of the fucking story, because isn't people ruminating and debating it the whole point? This is not a book that tells a story. The story sidles in sideways; the story is implied. It's like Eugenides's The Virgin Suicides but with a house instead of depressed teenage girls, aha. This is fiction that has, by virtue of its subject and construction, found a way out of the Matrix and IT IS COMING FOR US NEXT.

IN SHORT, THIS BOOK IS TROLLING ME. Seriously, people who have read this before, how did you deal with it? I glaze over the exhaustive lists of names, for example, but did you follow instructions and refer to the appendices and exhibits every time? I'm on page 139 at the part where Holloway just shot Wax, and Jed has managed to get them away by plunging deeper into the labyrinth, which is relatively early, yeah, but already my head is spinning and you guuuuuuyyyssssfdslkjflksjfal.

( more thoughts on House of Leaves )

If you like this book, you might also like: Paul Auster's The Book of Illusions. Do you like stories about people consumed by their obsessive quest for something liminal? They fall deeper and deeper into that rabbit hole until suddenly their world is upside down. I was reminded very much of Auster's book as I read this. I loved The Book of Illusions, and I am enjoying the hell out of House of Leaves, and I'll tell you more about it once I find my way out of the fucking thing.

Current Mood: CRAZY
Current Location: footnote #181
Current Music: Bonobo
Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/179559.html

VID REC: Moving by veryval | BBC Merlin | G | the knights | 3:26
A tribute to the knights. Not only did it make me feel feeeeeelings, it made me want random knight ships more than usual. Lancelot/Leon: valiant loyalty and fabulous hair.

Speakinna which, Merlin S4 spoilers and ( my thoughts. )

Oh hey hey hey, MOFUCKING HAWAII FIVE OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH. ( H50 1x20 HOLY SHIT )

No seriously, I love Iron Chef and seeing the Chairman as Wo Fat is absofuckinglutely DEEEEELIGHTFUL because I just love him so much, okay, so much, and this is why and I refuse to put it behind a cut:

Hey, Doctor Who fans, what are your favorite Ten episodes and Ten fics?

Current Music: Gaudi & Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan / "Dub Qawwali" album
Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/178987.html

I spent the weekend being jealous of a pineapple.

( Hey, look at all these JIBCon-related fic prompts. )

Thank you and good night.

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/178754.html

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In other news, pics from 6x22 filming are floating around and ( can I just show you guys my favorites? )

( There is a certain kind of post being made on my flist right now and I am about to make that exact same post. If you are a SPNspoilerphobe, you best not be clicking here. )

Current Mood: enthralled
Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/176374.html

WAIT, MAYBE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MISHA IN YOUR LIFE.

callowyn and I can help you out. This is more from the 'verse where Jacob and Jimmy are twins who hunt things and save people. Growing up in Pontiac is never boring when you want to fuck your brother and have to kill werewolves after school! You can find previous installments under this tag.

Random Jacob Novak Fact of the Day: He picked the name Glaser because he and Jimmy were big "Starsky & Hutch" fans growing up. (Paul Michael Glaser played David Starsky.)

( WARNING: MISHA. )
( preseries/S1 shenanigans )

And hey, remember the MIT Physics Macaw? The one that Jacob knows is actually a cockatoo but keeps calling a macaw to piss off Professor Kurt Mendel?

Jacob's sole confessor has gone meme, courtesy of Cally's graphicking. I was gonna link to the memegenerator template so you guys can make some more and submit it to the Physics Macaw tumblog that has mysteriously appeared, but the template seems to have vanished... Oh well. Here, have one more while we figure it out. ETA: Figured! Cally has reuploaded the Physics Macaw meme template for us all.

Crossposts: http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/175144.html

It began as

wandersfound's fault with the hunter!Jimmy thing, but I reckon if

callowyn and I end up constructing a mumble-thousand word outline about the twincestuous adventures of hunter twins Jimmy and Jacob (Glaser) Novak, I suppose we only have ourselves to blame.

SO IN THIS AU OF RAINBOWS AND GLITTER, Jacob's the one who runs away to MIT, but Jimmy's the one with the powers. Jimmy's the one who drags Jacob back into the life. Jacob's the one who goes to the crossroads and gets raised from perdition by Cas, who is envesseling Dean, who only said yes to protect Sam, who is the Claire. IT GETS A LITTLE MORE TWISTY, but this is just a short introduction.

( We have visual aid. )

~~Cally and Lass have feelings at each other~~ Episode outlines:
( Jimmy in djinnverse )
( Jacob and Cas sometime in S4 )
( that last summer before Jacob leaves for MIT )
( reunion in '1x01' )

And for bonus: THE PHYSICS MACAW, who is actually a cockatoo, but by the time anyone brought up the mistake, the name had stuck. ( DAMN IT, JAKE, I'M A PHYSICIST, NOT AN ORNITHOLOGIST. )

Do you realize that the storyboarding means Croatverse Cas is the one with the thigh holster?

I have no polling capabilities, so I will just ask it as such: which fic do I write first?
a) Jacob hearing Jimmy/Amelia through the wall
b) Jacob analyzing Jimmy's powers with ~experiments and it gets a little porny
c) Sam trying to find Dean after Castiel takes him away
d) other!
e) you guys need help

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all my keysmash are belong to you

THE ADVENTURES OF JARED WINCHESTER???

SPN/Infernal Affairs - 'The Continuous Way' - Yan, Castiel

why don't i have a jared icon

THE BEST DAMN FLIST IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

MY DIAMONDS ARE NOW CANON, I'M ON A HORSE

the trouble with fish poetry

we're going to need a bigger crossover

6x17 i.e. <3 I LOVE YOU TOO, SERA. <3

Danielewski/Escher OTP

http://twitter.com/danieldaekim/status/57639024747225088

HE IS FRENCH FROM THE WAIST DOWN

ALL OF THE ABOVE

STOP. EVERYTHING. STOP THE FUCK RIGHT NOW.

We don't suffer from insanity; we enjoy every minute of it.

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