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ONCE UPON A TIME, Jimmy had a falling out with his twin brother and didn't talk with Jacob for years. That other time, Jacob and the Winchesters traded tips on how to make the best home-made EMF. AMIRITE?? There was also that difficult time in his life when Jacob was the Ghostfacers' summer intern. And Stonehenge was totally a seal.

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CASTIEL AND JACOB LOOK FOR GOD IN THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS.

“Where are we, again?” Jacob asked as he swung his flashlight around the abandoned place.

Castiel looked annoyed even without the benefit of additional light. “Atlantis.”

Jacob chuckled. “Yeah, Atlantis. And you just,” he waved his hands dramatically, “Poofed us here. Because you’re an angel.”

“I teleported us here,” Castiel explained again. “I don’t ‘poof’.”

“Yeah, you don’t sparkle, either,” Jacob muttered as he swung the light down the corridors. He stopped to peer closer at one of the walls. “This metal doesn’t look like any composition I’ve ever seen.” He fumbled with the equipment he’d brought and finally retrieved some blinking thing.

Castiel was bored with watching Jacob. It had seemed a good idea at the time, to bring someone along on his quest to find God, especially since Atlantis was theoretically “lost”. Castiel figured it couldn’t hurt to appease Jimmy’s long lost twin (though even after repeated attempts, Jacob refused to believe that, even while staring at a duplicate of his face) of the rightness of his theories. Atlantis wasn’t lost, it was just moved to another galaxy. And it wasn’t created by aliens; it was created by the predecessors on Earth, who just happen to have evolved into the Ancients. And lived in the Pegasus galaxy until they ascended to a higher plane of existence.

Not that Jacob had believed him.

Not until they’d appeared in Atlantis and Jacob had been over the main console area with the stargate. Now, Jacob was animated and bouncy and just plain annoying.

Castiel sighed. “God is not here. I need to return to my search.”

“You can’t bring me all the way here and not let me stay at least a day,” Jacob whined, and Castiel winced. His voice never got that high, or that needy.

“This is the greatest scientific find of the last two millennia. This is so far beyond advanced that it’s blowing my mind,” Jacob continued to babble. “This metal isn’t even comprised of elements from our periodic chart – do you comprehend what that means?”

“I’m an angel of the Lord; the metals of which you speak are within the realm of humanity’s possibility,” intoned dryly, hoping Jacob would lose interest.

“You’re telling me these haven’t been discovered yet? Holy shit!” To Castiel’s dismay, Jacob walked further into the city, leaving him in the gateroom.

Castiel glares after him. “Perhaps I should leave him here after all. The team from Cheyenne mountain is due here in three days. He’ll have more fun with the scientists than with me, anyway,” Castiel soothes Jimmy, who just getting used to having his brother around again.

totally segues into my deepest desire to see Glaser in Atlantis, thank you!

McKay and Glaser arguing with Kavanaugh at how pathetically stupid he is compared to the two geniuses. Though I see Jacob being far nicer to say, Zelenka, than Rodney. *g*

*delurks* Damn it all. Now I want Jacob and McKay flirting via snark while Sheppard gets jealous (but doesn't realise it) and fondles his weapons.

I've never even watch SGA, but this just keeps proving my point that there is NOTHING STONEHENGE APOCALYPSE CANNOT BE CROSSED WITH.

Many geniuses (genui?) fill Atlantis, therefore Jacob would fit right in. AND TOTALLY TAKE OVER.

Atlantis wasn’t lost, it was just moved to another galaxy. And it wasn’t created by aliens; it was created by the predecessors on Earth, who just happen to have evolved into the Ancients. And lived in the Pegasus galaxy until they ascended to a higher plane of existence.
lol omg, I don't watch the Stargate shows regularly. Is this really what it's about?! XD

IT'S LIKE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER ADVENTURETIMES HOUR!! :DDD

That is EXACTLY the plot of Stargate: Atlantis *g*

It really is true that SA can be crossed with anything!

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