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ONCE UPON A TIME, Jimmy had a falling out with his twin brother and didn't talk with Jacob for years. That other time, Jacob and the Winchesters traded tips on how to make the best home-made EMF. AMIRITE?? There was also that difficult time in his life when Jacob was the Ghostfacers' summer intern. And Stonehenge was totally a seal.

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Dean, after listening to a radio show by a crackpot named Jacob, decides to meet him. He's a breath of painful nostalgia for Dean: excited like Sam over his theories, crazy like Chuck, has a voice like Castiel. They begin to hang out...and then become a little more than just friends.

And then Castiel comes back into Dean's life.

Yeah, this doesn't really touch on the great backstory you provided in favor of just going straight for crappy porn. Sorry?
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Dean hated to admit it, but fucking Jacob was a lot better than fucking Castiel. For one, and perhaps most importantly, Jacob had quite a bit of sexual experience for a crazy shut-in scientist. He knew his way around a cock and lasted quite a bit longer than Castiel could even with divine intervention.

Sure, Jacob’s voice wasn’t as deep, his hair not as wild, and no tie for when they really needed a little restraint, but he would do. Castiel had walked out of Dean’s life anyway, not even pausing to say goodbye. Dean wasn’t going to wait around forever. Was it weird he tracked down Jimmy Novak’s estranged twin brother? Dean didn’t think so. And it wasn’t like Sammy or Castiel was around to look at him sideways.

Of course, Dean’s luck in that regard had to end sometime. Unfortunately, it happened to end while Dean was giving Jacob a rather enthusiastic blowjob. He was really just getting started, still teasing Jacob’s cock with a slow tongue when he felt the air in the room shift slightly. Then Jacob tensed up and not in all the right places. “James?” he said, pushing Dean away and trying to cover himself.

Dean swore. Repeatedly. “God damn it, Cas! You fucking asshole!”

Castiel looked at Jacob then tilted his head at Dean. It had been six months, but Dean could still hear exactly what Castiel was saying with those eyes.

“You’re not Jimmy?” Jacob asked Castiel.

“No,” Castiel said. “I’m Castiel. Angel of the Lord. Your broth—“

“Cas, save it.”

“An angel? I’m not that crazy,” Jacob said.

“It’s a really long story,” Dean said. “And it probably doesn’t end in sex.”

Castiel moved towards them. “Why do you say that, Dean?”

“You’ve been gone for six months, asshole, and you’re in his brother.”

Jacob blushed, refused to make eye contact with Castiel. Dean was suspicious, but his cock was just plain curious.

Castiel said, “It’s been six months here, Dean.” He took off his trench coat. “It’s been a lot longer in Heaven. I’ve missed,” he paused to eye Jacob and take off his tie, “certain earthly pleasures.”

Dean saw Jacob lick his lips. Dean’s own cock wasn’t about to turn down two Castiels, or one Jimmy and one Jacob, or whatever the hell he was about to get because of some grudge against an angel. He could sigil the bastard away tomorrow if he got really mad. For now, he was going to make sure they had enough lube.

There are multitudes of ways I love this fic. most of which? Hot hot sex.

I only wish I could have given you more. Or is that weird? I want to give you more threesome porn.

My dear, I will shamelessly take a two Misha character threesome ANY DAY, especially when Dean-o involved. RAWWR. Great job, I love how enthusiastically Dean is sucking Jacob's dick.

OH GOD...how hot would that be??

MOAR MISHACEST, PLS.

Was it weird he tracked down Jimmy Novak’s estranged twin brother? Dean didn’t think so.

LOLOL That's perfect. XD

The rest of it? Holy hotness.

Dean, he's a little messed up you see. But he has priorities. Hot sex with multiple Castiels. Hard to argue with a guy who has such great ideas.

/flail

My only regret is that is wasn't pornier.

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