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Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2010-06-14 05:03 pm

COME LIVE WITH ME AND A BUNCH OF LUNATICS IN A PYRAMID

FILE THIS UNDER "THINGS THAT ARE INEVITABLE".



ONCE UPON A TIME, Jimmy had a falling out with his twin brother and didn't talk with Jacob for years. That other time, Jacob and the Winchesters traded tips on how to make the best home-made EMF. AMIRITE?? There was also that difficult time in his life when Jacob was the Ghostfacers' summer intern. And Stonehenge was totally a seal.

One prompt per comment is awesome, multiple fills per prompt is even awesomer! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, descriptions of fic, chatfic, round-robins, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is totally an art form), sculptures out of nosehair and bottlecaps, etc. When filling, it'd be magnificent if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, TELL YOUR FRIENDS:


Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] 22by7 for letting me deface her beautiful graphic. <333

AAAAAAAAAND GO.

[identity profile] metonomia.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Casploded twins talk about the things they do to save the world.

Jimmy: "At least you were in control of your own body"

FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] kronette.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Heaven looked a lot like the computer lab at MIT.

Heaven looked a lot like the family dining room at Thanksgiving.

Both men sighed.

Both men startled at the sound of another in their slice of Heaven and began to look around.

The two Heavens were butted up against each other, with no wall between them. Jimmy looked across his dining room table loaded with food toward the computer lab and frowned. Jacob looked across the computers running no less than four quantum models, the equation for calculating distance between wormholes, the Penrose graphical notation and something that just might be the density matrix renormalization group and frowned.

“Who are you?” they asked at the same time.

“I asked you first.”

“Stop that!”

“I didn’t save the world for this shit,” Jacob muttered as his attention was drawn to the complex diagram on the monitor before him.

“I saved the world,” Jimmy yelled over at the other guy. “At least I helped.”

Jacob set both hands on the table and stood up to glare over the top of his monitor. “I got fried by an EM pulse the likes of which the Earth hasn’t seen since it was terraformed by our predecessors.”

“I’ve been exploded twice trying to save the world. First by Raphael, then by Michael. It was…trying,” Jimmy said faintly as he rubbed his forehead. He still wasn’t sure that God had put all of him back together correctly, even though God created him in the first place. It was just that…exploding. Twice. Was hard on a vessel.

Jacob narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms across his chest. “I was shot once in the leg and twice in the back, and I still managed to get up and slap the mechanical device into the stop-key, thereby saving the world.”

Jimmy matched the other guy’s stance. “I was a vessel for an angel. He exploded twice. I exploded twice and still got shoved into a tiny part of my own body when Castiel returned.”

Despite the one-up they were doing, that caught Jacob’s curiosity. “You had an out-of-body experience?”

Jimmy huffed, “No, you moron. I had an angel inside me!”

“I was handcuffed for hours.”

“I was chained to a comet for two years.”

Jacob blinked. The man couldn’t mean literally. “Did I mention being fried while saving the world?”

Jimmy sighed and mournfully replied, “At least you were in control of your own body.”

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] metonomia.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
OMG YAY! LOVE LOVE LOVE!

It was…trying
Cas-talk rubbing off on Jimmy I loooove!

And chained to a comet! Couldn't mean literally! Oh but he does, Jacob!

Oh so great, thank you!

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] kronette.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
This is TOO MUCH FUN. I would think if any of Castiel's manners would rub off on anyone, it would be Jimmy. (or Dean, if you roll that way...)

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] metonomia.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
It IS way fun! I think I love these things more just for the casplosion of shared fannish glee than even for the fic!

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] gleeker13.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
OH JACOB, WHY DO YOU DOUBT YOUR LOOK-ALIKE.

Or....is Jacob the look-alike? Jacob is the look-alike, right? Because he both died AND came into our hearts and minds second.

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] kronette.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
They're both look-alikes because it's ALL ABOUT MISHA.

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] metonomia.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
AMEN. What this movie has really proved is that Misha could do ANYTHING and I would love it. Geez.

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] kronette.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
It was a ROBOT HEAD! My friend and I email this back and forth to each other. I got her to spit water at her monitor :D Misha is our Overlord and master!

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] metonomia.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
LOLOLOL love it!

And yes, of course! I am a proud minion since the moment I found out Misha had a Twitter.

Now I just want to know why he's not addressed his legions about this movie.

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] kronette.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
He better be tired out from the flight back from Barcelona. They only have two weeks until filming. WE MUST HEAR FROM OUR OVERLORD.

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] metonomia.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I WANT NEW SHOW NOW. This movie didn't really fill the void, just reminded me how much I want Misha's face in front of me. Honestly I'm contemplating going up to Vancouver this fall to stalk filming.

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] jedimastercait.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, Jacob, but Jimmy wins.

"You had an out-of-body experience?" -snort- Not even close, Jacob.

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] kronette.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Jimmy will ALWAYS WIN because he was chained to a comet and to utter the best line ever, "assbutt".

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] lassroyale.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO...oh really Jimmy, you had an angel inside of you? So did Dean. Wah-hoo. ::rim shot::

Anyway, great fill! I loved it, so funny. I want to see Misha act this exact scene out. ::grins::

Re: FILLED Heaven x2

[identity profile] kronette.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, now, not everything that's written spoken by Dean/Jacob/Jimmy/anybody implies innuendo. Unless it totally does.

Misha playing Jimmy against Jacob? PERFECTION