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MOTHERFUCKING CIRCLE OF PORN, guest-starring spoilers and commentfic

HOLY CRAP PORN. PORN EVERYWHERE. You gasped and moaned at

blindfold_spn. You're getting wet for multifandom Porn Battle X. ARE YOU READY FOR

spn_bitesized KINK MEME?

kink meme at spn_bitesized

Bring the muthafuckin noise, as long as the noise is UHHHH YEAAAHHH HARDER FASTER.

Okay, guys, let's talk spoilers.

MERLIN SPOILERS

Check out the dude they cast to play Gawain. Hey there, Sexy McHotface. I hope you show up in multiple episodes because I need to keep my Merlin multishipping hand strong.

I also hear 3x01 is gonna have Morgana coming back trying to be evil and failing to kill Uther; this could be interesting. I'm still kinda blown that S3 starts ONE YEAR AFTER THE END OF S2. What?! I expect for there to be a lot of fic about this missing year, 'kay. Lots of Uther tearing up the countryside and burning everyone for witches, desperate for Morgana, and Arthur being kind of appalled by it and trying to mitigate the damage. Gwen pretending not to pine for Morgana. Mordred being evil Peter Pan in the woods. Morgana putting the moves on Morgause and they end up fucking on her altar. Stuff like that.

GUYS, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS RE: MORDRED/CLAIRESTIEL.

STUPORNATURAL SPOILERS

MONSTER ORIGIN STORIES?? CAMPBELLS PART OF A LONG LINE OF HUNTERS WHO WERE FUCKING UP VAMPIRES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING MAYFLOWER??? Do waaaant. Sam and Dean discovering they have family they never knew about!!!!???!?!? This on top of the Braedens, it's like, is Show finally gonna show Sam and Dean what family can be like outside of erotic codependency? COULD IT BE?? And what is this Uncle Christian's deal gonna be? WILL HE BE SEXY? How many issues can I sublimate by writing fic about him?

There's all sorts of rumors about who's coming back and who's not, so let's take a moment to cheer the one return that is confirmed: A.D. Walter Skinner. No wonder Sam and Dean escaped the feds for so long; their FBI assistant director grandpappy was pulling strings. BUT LET'S BE SERIOUS, SHOW. If you gonna be pulling this shit, just go all out and have motherfucking Mulder and/or Scully guest-star, okay? You popped in Skinner, you popped in CSM, and hell, you popped in Mr. X. Come on. Invite Gillian over to play. Just do it.

WILL THIS SEASON BE THE SEASON WE SEE SOME SOUTHEAST ASIAN MOTWs????

I wish I knew more Merlin spoilers!

HOKAY. Second draft of my

spnrarepairs is at beta, and I am 1.5 scenes away from finishing my

castielfest fic. SO CLOSE. Relatedly (or not), I really need to update my fic masterlist...

Speaking of which. I churned out this bit of absurdity for

maychorian's birthday couple of weeks ago. The prompt was: "God mojoed Cas up just a leeetle too much when He rezzed him, and now Castiel makes flowers and candy appear everywhere he walks." So, y'know.

Taste the Rainbow | post-S5 | Lisa, Castiel, Dean, Ben | 717 words
"Ben, honey, tell these misguided souls what we Braedens think of Swedish Fish."

I'm pretty sure I wrote a more commentfic here and there, but I can't quite recall where and what of. Did I commentfic at you at some point? It was just here a minute ago...

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I want some Tikbalang, I am not gonna lie.

Invite Gillian over to play. Just do it.

YES PLEASE THIS.

So I just go to the Cons with L_A_R_M, ask questions of Misha Collins, and read the fic, but oh please yes, I so want to see Mulder and Scully on this show. You nailed it earlier about Castiel and Scully about God and faith and losing it and getting it back. Especially if D&S are trying the old fake IDs and we're FBI and then Mulder and Scully show up and they really ARE the FBI agents. Alright, I shall stop now or I'll end up writing xover comment for a show I don't know well enough to write. Not that that stops me.

Lots of Uther tearing up the countryside and burning everyone for witches, desperate for Morgana, and Arthur being kind of appalled by it and trying to mitigate the damage. Gwen pretending not to pine for Morgana. Mordred being evil Peter Pan in the woods. Morgana putting the moves on Morgause and they end up fucking on her altar. Stuff like that.

OH MY GAWD. CAN YOU WRITE FOR THE SHOW, PLEASE. OR JUST WRITE LOTS OF FIC THAT DOES ALL THESE THINGS. YOU'RE TAPPING INTO MY ~SECRET DESIRES RIGHT NOW. OMG, I WANT SO BAD. UNF.

GUYS, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS RE: MORDRED/CLAIRESTIEL.

I have lots of thoughts on this, but mostly they can all be described as: OMG OMG OMG.

Also, lol, SPN spoilers. I cannot help but laugh because fandom is losing it's mind. But when is SPN fandom not losing it's mind? Papa Campbell FTMFW! I just want suprise!Gillian on my SPN. Please, show, please.

Ok, even though I can't get on lj at work anymore I am totally doing this bite-sized kinkmeme thing.

Only not really.

Dude, you know about

merlin_multis? New comm featuring EVERYONE/EVERYONE. It is pretty awesome.

Also, please to write me Morgana/Morgause?? Because guh, that shit is soooo canon. Also, I'm following

netgirl_y2k's advice and maintaining that they're not actually related, because it's only on Gaius and Uther's authority that we even know that. And I am not totally down with counting on the reliability of either of them.

Second newest ship: Merlin/Lancelot. Cause I mean, really. Der, I really need a hotness that is Santiago Cabrara icon...

Oh, I keep forgetting about the Merlin timejump! Is there a premiere date for 3.01 yet?

And yes oh yes to the alter!sex--

But this: Invite Gillian over to play. Just do it.. I would die happy. Just saying.

...You like Merlin? I didn't know you liked Merlin. That is completely and totally AWESOME. ♥

Morgana failing to pull off an evil murder plot! I have never seen that before and am shocked, writers!

OH WAIT.

Ummm, I too want missing year fic. Mordred questing for his lady! Arthur being all "Gwen, it's fine, Morgana's fine, I promise, she'll be okay." Merlin guilting around the palace, all I WISH I HADN'T HAD TO KILL HER AND COULD STOP KEEPING SO MANY SECRETS. Gaius, also keeping secrets, also guilty. Gwen trying to move on, it's not like people keep dying on her, it's fine, she has work to do.

Bring the muthafuckin noise, as long as the noise is UHHHH YEAAAHHH HARDER FASTER.

... the problem with meeting ppl in RL, is that now I am forced to picture you actually saying this. *is scandalized and delighted*

GUYS, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS RE: MORDRED/CLAIRESTIEL.

MY THOUGHTS ARE THAT I WANT IT A LOT. ohmychuck, want want want. ALSO MAYBE MORGANA/SAM POSSIBLY MAYBE? OR MORGANA/DEAN SINCE MORGANA=SAM AND SO OBVS DEAN WOULD LOVE HER? But mostly I want like, Cas sees Arthurian legend in Claire's mind, so Clairestiel hops on back a millenium or so and then is all like WAIT WHAT THESE ARE UNGODLY HEATHENS and is all ready to jet back off but Claire's little flicker of consciousness says noooo, pretty shiny magic, let's stay and learn some! Maybe the apocalypse could use some magic.

Anywho. I WANT.

ALSO ALSO I have been drooling for several days now over Sir Hottie McDreamySteamySexy, and omg, you don't even knoooow how badly I want them to pull a Gawain-centered episode featuring him going on his quest to save Arthur by figuring out what women want, so we get at the end of it Gawain-sexytimes (show doesn't really do sexytimes though, does it? faugh, family show.) ANYWAY and then like, the old crone turns out to be MORGANA. And then she invites MerlinandGwenandArthurandLancelotandMorgause along. And it is all happy.

MORGANA AND MORGAUSE TOTALLY FUCK ON HER ALTER. TOTALLY.

Also, ooooooh, Gawain. This cast just keeps getting prettier, doesn't it? That's probably a requirement: "Must be freaking gorgeous." I don't really know much in the way of Merlin spoilers, but the whole time skip is freaking me out too. FILL IN THE BLANK, FANDOM.

OKAY SO I HAVE LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THE FINAL EPISODE OF MERLIN SEASON TWO AND OMG OMG HELLS YEAH I WILL BE DOWNLOADING S3 SO I CAN KEEP UP WITH IT THIS TIME. OMG MORGANA AND MORGAUSE. I BET THE OLD RELIGION INVOLVES LOTS OF KINKY SEX RITUALS.

(MAYBE THERE IS A BIT OF SHATTERED!ANNA IN MORGANA, AND ON HIS JOURNEY THROUGH SPACE AND TIME TO PUT HER BACK TOGETHER CAS DECIDES, HEY WE'LL TURN IT INTO A VACATION FOR YOU CLAIRE)

AND IN SPN, IT'S COUSIN CHRISTIAN, RIGHT? NOT UNCLE CHRISTIAN? W/EVA I AM EXCITED. WHY DID THEY NEVER SPEND ANY TIME WITH THE MATERNAL SIDE OF THEIR FAMILY IF THEY ARE HUNTERS? MAYBE THEY DID. MAYBE THERE WERE SUMMERS WHERE DEAN AND SAM AND CHRISTIAN PLAYED PRETEND OUT BY THE LAKE AND SAM ALWAYS HAD TO BE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS AND THEY WRESTED BARE-CHESTED AND BOYISHLY INNOCENT. ...UM.

ANYWAY.

THIS WHOLE COMMENT IS IN CAPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT. EXCEPT, NOT.

Merlin S3- AWESOMENESSSSS
But are the same knight that died via great dragon circle of fiery death BACK FROM THE DEAD?!
Seriously, wasn't that Sir Leon?!!

Missing year fic- YES!!! :D dooo it.

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