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Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2010-07-16 03:58 am

MOTHERFUCKING CIRCLE OF PORN, guest-starring spoilers and commentfic

HOLY CRAP PORN. PORN EVERYWHERE. You gasped and moaned at [livejournal.com profile] blindfold_spn. You're getting wet for multifandom Porn Battle X. ARE YOU READY FOR [community profile] spn_bitesized KINK MEME?

kink meme at spn_bitesized

Bring the muthafuckin noise, as long as the noise is UHHHH YEAAAHHH HARDER FASTER.

Okay, guys, let's talk spoilers.


MERLIN SPOILERS

Check out the dude they cast to play Gawain. Hey there, Sexy McHotface. I hope you show up in multiple episodes because I need to keep my Merlin multishipping hand strong.

I also hear 3x01 is gonna have Morgana coming back trying to be evil and failing to kill Uther; this could be interesting. I'm still kinda blown that S3 starts ONE YEAR AFTER THE END OF S2. What?! I expect for there to be a lot of fic about this missing year, 'kay. Lots of Uther tearing up the countryside and burning everyone for witches, desperate for Morgana, and Arthur being kind of appalled by it and trying to mitigate the damage. Gwen pretending not to pine for Morgana. Mordred being evil Peter Pan in the woods. Morgana putting the moves on Morgause and they end up fucking on her altar. Stuff like that.

GUYS, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS RE: MORDRED/CLAIRESTIEL.


STUPORNATURAL SPOILERS

MONSTER ORIGIN STORIES?? CAMPBELLS PART OF A LONG LINE OF HUNTERS WHO WERE FUCKING UP VAMPIRES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING MAYFLOWER??? Do waaaant. Sam and Dean discovering they have family they never knew about!!!!???!?!? This on top of the Braedens, it's like, is Show finally gonna show Sam and Dean what family can be like outside of erotic codependency? COULD IT BE?? And what is this Uncle Christian's deal gonna be? WILL HE BE SEXY? How many issues can I sublimate by writing fic about him?

There's all sorts of rumors about who's coming back and who's not, so let's take a moment to cheer the one return that is confirmed: A.D. Walter Skinner. No wonder Sam and Dean escaped the feds for so long; their FBI assistant director grandpappy was pulling strings. BUT LET'S BE SERIOUS, SHOW. If you gonna be pulling this shit, just go all out and have motherfucking Mulder and/or Scully guest-star, okay? You popped in Skinner, you popped in CSM, and hell, you popped in Mr. X. Come on. Invite Gillian over to play. Just do it.

WILL THIS SEASON BE THE SEASON WE SEE SOME SOUTHEAST ASIAN MOTWs????


I wish I knew more Merlin spoilers!

HOKAY. Second draft of my [livejournal.com profile] spnrarepairs is at beta, and I am 1.5 scenes away from finishing my [livejournal.com profile] castielfest fic. SO CLOSE. Relatedly (or not), I really need to update my fic masterlist...

Speaking of which. I churned out this bit of absurdity for [livejournal.com profile] maychorian's birthday couple of weeks ago. The prompt was: "God mojoed Cas up just a leeetle too much when He rezzed him, and now Castiel makes flowers and candy appear everywhere he walks." So, y'know.

Taste the Rainbow | post-S5 | Lisa, Castiel, Dean, Ben | 717 words
"Ben, honey, tell these misguided souls what we Braedens think of Swedish Fish."

I'm pretty sure I wrote a more commentfic here and there, but I can't quite recall where and what of. Did I commentfic at you at some point? It was just here a minute ago...

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/28155.html | comment count unavailable comments]

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
IKR. "THE MANANANANA OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE."

YOU'RE WELCOME. SHE JUST WANTS SOME CANDY THAT ISN'T COMPLETE CRAP, OKAY.

[identity profile] hereare-mysins.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL MANANANANA AHAHAHA!

"Can we just call it fucking Gal Gal."

Dude, my question is this, what the fuck is Swedish fish?

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"LET'S CALL IT CREEPY FLYING TORSO CHICK."

Swedish Fish is the most underwhelming of all the gummies:

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[identity profile] hereare-mysins.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"THAT IT'S BABIES BEFORE THEY ARE BORN SO THEY NEED TO BE DEALT WITH HARD AND FAST."

Uh...I can see why. ROFL. Oh man. Poor Lisa.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam and Dean fill water guns with adobo sauce and are good to go!

[identity profile] hereare-mysins.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, now I want some adobo. DAMMMMMN YOU.

[identity profile] hereare-mysins.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! OH MY GOD.
I haven't been home for 8 years. EIGHT YEARS. I think it's time to go home.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
IKRRRRRRR

You know what I also miss?:

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ACTUALLY I HEAR THERE IS ONE IN QUEENS. I NEED TO DRAG MY ASS OVER THERE.

[identity profile] hereare-mysins.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
AHH YESSS.

LA has some. Omfg. AHHH!!!

When was the last time you were home?

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
GUSTO MO BA MAG JOLLIBEE? God, I miss Chickenjoy. AND PEACH MANGO PIE. And gravy on my fries :(((((((( Jollibeeeeeee

A year ago. Ahaha. XD

[identity profile] hereare-mysins.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*TWIIIIIIIITCH*

ONE.YEAR.AGO.

JEALOUSYYYYYY!!!

I want some Chicken joy. The closest thing here is Popeye's and even that doesn't compare. Oh my fucking god. Shoot me naaaooooo.

GRAVY ON MY FRIIIIIIES.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO EAT MY FRIES WITH KETCHUP. CEASE YOUR NONSENSE. DIRECT ME TO YOUR NEAREST TUB OF GRAVY. God. I'm addicted. I always ask for extra of it, and soak everything in it.

[identity profile] hereare-mysins.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
DUDE! I KNOW RIGHT! AND EVEN WHEN YOU GET THE GRAVY HERE, IT'S NOT THE SAME KIND OF GRAVY. I MEAN, I SWEAR THAT THING HAS SOME DRUGS ON IT OR SOMETHING. I MISS IT SO. AND YES, I DO SOAK EVERYTHING IN IT AS WELL. CHICKENJOY AND RICE. YESSSSS!!!

FUCK I WANT SOME.