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Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2011-02-26 11:40 am

HE WILL MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE.

Tell me, Lass, was it a coincidence that you came back from hiatus the week 6x15 would be airing?


GUYS. AN ALPACA. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THE BLINDFOLD IN THIS 'VERSE WOULD BE LIKE?? JENSEN/ALPACA ALL OVER THE PLACE, I TELL YOU.

GEN/OTTERS OTP, THOUGH.

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One episode tag we need is Sam/Ruby angst via Sam/Gen. Another episode tag we need is a "MEANWHILE..." with Jared and Jensen. Were they hanging out with Balthazar? Balthazar/Jared/Jensen, is what I'm saying. It seems like fake!J2 and Balthazar have things in common.

REQUISITE POSTING OF THE DEAN/CAS EYEFUCKAGE FOR ALL OF OUR JOYS:

<3___<3 FOREVER

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I AM <3___<3 FOREVER AT? A HINT:



LOOK, THEY'RE ABOUT TO MAKE OUT.


SORRY, DEAN, BUT SOMETIMES BROS JUST GOTTA 'CEST IT UP, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH YOU GUYS, BALTHAZAR is on Cas's side. He gave the weapons to Cas. CAS CONVINCED HIM TO PICK UP ARMS AND FIGHT TOGETHER AGAIN AAAAAAHHHH LIKE THE OLD DAYS AAAAAAHHHH brotherrrrsss. WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, BALTHAZAR? I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS.

I MEAN YOU GUYS SAW BALTHAZAR'S STAB WOUND IN THE BEGINNING, RIGHT? DID HE GET STABBED SHOVING CAS OUT OF DANGER hahahahajfkdljsfk & CAS, WHAT THREAT, WHAT PROMISE, WHAT YELLOW CRAYON MOMENT AND HOW MANY BLOW JOBS DID IT TAKE TO GET YOUR BROTHER BACK? YOU GOT YOUR BROTHER BACK, CAS, OMGGGGGG. Or maybe it's too soon to say? I am a little attached to my angsty headcanon for them. One of the things I hadn't dared to hope for was Cas/Bal reconciliation, but once again S6 reveals my lack of faith. "Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling," S6 says to me, as it makes Misha Collins canon.

You guys you guys, Balthazar is looking at Cas with such smug fondness, and Cas at Balthazar with such RELUCANT BROODING GRATITUDE (broooood) and GIVE ME ALL THE FICS ABOUT THE REGRETTABLE THINGS THEY DO FOR EACH OTHER. I WANT FICS OF THEM FIGHTING THE WAR TOGETHERRRRR. Fics of them scrambling for the hidden weapons while Sam and Dean distract Virgil!

Was Balthazar trying to send Sam and Dean to this world specifically? On purpose? Is this what Cas was didn't wanna know about when Balthazar said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it"?

Whatever. ANGEL BOYFRANS SAVING EACH OTHER FROM RAPHAELS <3333 "STEP AWAY FROM HIM," and I was all omgggggg. \o/

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THEY ARE ACTUALLY FILMING THE EPISODE THAT IS AIRING. WILD. I thought for sure they were gonna film an S4 episode. Well-played using the fake!episode as an exposition tool! BUT OKAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SCENE THEY FILMED. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THESE LINES PLEASE:

Cas: "Balthazar is no hero, but he knows Raphael will never take him back."
Dean: [~GRIMLY.] "And yet you somehow got no problem with it."

MY SHIP MY SHIP, BOOOOOTH MY SHIIIIIPS. Now I want to watch the fake!episode because apparently the eyefuckage and Dean jealousy over Cas/Bal was OFF THE CHARTS. OFF. Fake!universe, I like you, even if your Misha is dead.

BREAK FOR CREEPER!MISHA (is there any other kind?)


IN MEMORIAM




Fake!Misha, you will live on in our hearts, you attractive crying man, you.

Misha/hobo OTP.

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I am also happy that Sam's Spanish has improved since S1, and that JENSEN IS AN ENYA FAN, and EVERYTHING ABOUT JARED AND GEN'S MANSION OF ~*AWESOME*~. And the wink:

THEY'RE SAYING HI TO US. HI. HI FELLAS HI.

I wanna know more about how the RPF works in this 'verse. The Jensen/Gen. The Misha/Gen. Are J2 not talking because there was an awkward misunderstanding involving buttsex? Who is Misha better friends with? Does he sometimes have to act as a buffer between feuding!J2?

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS BAMF?



Also I was watching The Godfather I and II for the umpteeth time a few days ago, and this much is clear: Sam Winchester is Michael Corleone.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/47157.html | comment count unavailable comments]

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-26 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it Jared's best friend? Do they ride it on weekends? Was it a gift from Misha? Does Misha come over to visit the alpaca sometimes? How many otters have Jared and Gen adopted by now?

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-26 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I love pretty much how the direction they seem to be giving Dean is "LOOK AT CAS MORE INTENSELY. MORE. MORE INTENSITY." <3333 fake!show after my own heart.

Oh man, if I didn't already adore Balthazar, his "Yes, you did. Twice!" at Dean would've totally sealed the deal. I kind of adore his scorning of the Winchesters. SUCH A PETTY DICK.

FAKE!MISHA AT CONS OMFG BE STILL MY HEART. I CANNOT EVENNNNNNNNNN.

[identity profile] switchbladesis.livejournal.com 2011-02-26 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That is pretty much the hottest thing I've imagined all week. Just the ship. I think a fic would make me explode.

[identity profile] ellethill.livejournal.com 2011-02-26 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
*makes grabby hands desperately*

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-26 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
SHOW HAS BEEN SO GOOD TO ME THIS SEASON, ARE THEY LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO MY BRAIN?!?

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-26 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
AND THE THING IS, Dean would probably see where Cas is coming from, choosing family first, no matter what sins your brother is guilty of. The whole Sam/Dean vs. Cas/Bal thing is such an interesting foil.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-26 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT IF THEY DP MEG, WHAT IFFFFFFF

[identity profile] switchbladesis.livejournal.com 2011-02-26 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
OH GOD. MISHA IS TOTALLY THE TYPE TO PRETEND TO BE FAKE!MISHA FOR A DAY, TOO.

WHAT. WHAT IF. I MAY HAVE TO START READING CON REPORTS.

[identity profile] switchbladesis.livejournal.com 2011-02-26 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
DP'ing isn't my thing, but the sentiment is still well taken unf unf unf

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-26 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
TELL ME YOUR BAL/CAS/MEG SCENARIOOOOOOO

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-26 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
IF THEY DO A PANEL AS THEIR FAKEVERSE SELVES I WILL DIIIIIIIIEEEEE. J2 NOT TALKING TO EACH OTHER. WHY NOT?? IS IT BECAUSE THEY HAD THEMSELVES A FRENCH MISTAKE AND IT'S ALL AWKWARD NOW?? A MISHA PANEL PREACHING A ROOMFUL OF MISHAMIGOS IN TERRIBLE BLUE SWEATERS.

[identity profile] switchbladesis.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's a tangle of hands, of lips and skin and knees. Human bodies can be so restrictive, so sensitive. They're something new to explore: a curiosity after millennia of intangibility.

Balthazar thinks to change vessels halfway through-see what differences it might make, but Castiel distracts him.

in other words, something really abstract and sounding like all the other angel-fic I've ever read, only with three people instead of two!

Cas getting fucked in the ass by Balthazar while Meg gives him a blowjob also works.

[identity profile] switchbladesis.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
I WOULD BUY A TERRIBLE BLUE SWEATER FOR THAT MAN.
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[identity profile] dotfic.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Can't. Stop. Staring. At. The. Eyefucking gif. and wiiiiiiiings. Castiel's wings on display again was on my S6 wishlist only I took it off because seeing an angel's wings has too often meant dead angel but we got the wings witout Cas having to be dead and OMG THE LOOK ON DEAN'S FACE. EEeeeeeeeeeeee!

There was lots of crackling jealousy going on. It was awesome.

[identity profile] lexhibition.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
The only way this episode could possibly have been better is if everyone was naked.
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[identity profile] qthelights.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I just want to say, I agree with EVERYTHING in this post.

CAS/BALTHY FOREVER!!

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
All these are appealing to me. You should get on them immediately.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
OH BUT IT'S SO TERRIBLE.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE AN EYEFUCK SO DELICIOUS AGAIN. And all of Dean's faces have been AMAZING, AS PER USUAL. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE ACTS.

DEAN SHOULD ACT ALWAYS.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I don't dare imagine this for fear of combustion.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
YAY 6x15 HIGH FIVE

OMG CAS AND BALTHAZAR ARE SO IN LOVE. THEY SHOULD MAKE OUT ALL THE TIME.

[identity profile] switchbladesis.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
But I can't write fanfic! I've tried, but then I start worrying too much about characterization and start doing dialogue frequency tables to try and figure out word choice within the fic. I'm not even kidding.

Original characters are easier by far.

[identity profile] animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I AM GLAD THIS LIVED UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

also omfg Miiiiiiiisha omfg the sweater

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN TO WANT TO FIC. SO MANY CHOICES. WHAT SHOULD I DO, WYRM.

[identity profile] animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
THE FIC WHERE CASTIEL AND/OR BALTHAZAR FEELS BAD ABOUT MISHA COLLINS' UNTIMELY DEMISE AND RETURNS TO RESURRECT HIM IN THE MORGUE.

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