HE WILL MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE.

[whynot]

Tell me, Lass, was it a coincidence that you came back from hiatus the week 6x15 would be airing?


GUYS. AN ALPACA. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THE BLINDFOLD IN THIS 'VERSE WOULD BE LIKE?? JENSEN/ALPACA ALL OVER THE PLACE, I TELL YOU.

GEN/OTTERS OTP, THOUGH.

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One episode tag we need is Sam/Ruby angst via Sam/Gen. Another episode tag we need is a "MEANWHILE..." with Jared and Jensen. Were they hanging out with Balthazar? Balthazar/Jared/Jensen, is what I'm saying. It seems like fake!J2 and Balthazar have things in common.

REQUISITE POSTING OF THE DEAN/CAS EYEFUCKAGE FOR ALL OF OUR JOYS:

<3___<3 FOREVER

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I AM <3___<3 FOREVER AT? A HINT:



LOOK, THEY'RE ABOUT TO MAKE OUT.


SORRY, DEAN, BUT SOMETIMES BROS JUST GOTTA 'CEST IT UP, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH YOU GUYS, BALTHAZAR is on Cas's side. He gave the weapons to Cas. CAS CONVINCED HIM TO PICK UP ARMS AND FIGHT TOGETHER AGAIN AAAAAAHHHH LIKE THE OLD DAYS AAAAAAHHHH brotherrrrsss. WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, BALTHAZAR? I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS.

I MEAN YOU GUYS SAW BALTHAZAR'S STAB WOUND IN THE BEGINNING, RIGHT? DID HE GET STABBED SHOVING CAS OUT OF DANGER hahahahajfkdljsfk & CAS, WHAT THREAT, WHAT PROMISE, WHAT YELLOW CRAYON MOMENT AND HOW MANY BLOW JOBS DID IT TAKE TO GET YOUR BROTHER BACK? YOU GOT YOUR BROTHER BACK, CAS, OMGGGGGG. Or maybe it's too soon to say? I am a little attached to my angsty headcanon for them. One of the things I hadn't dared to hope for was Cas/Bal reconciliation, but once again S6 reveals my lack of faith. "Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling," S6 says to me, as it makes Misha Collins canon.

You guys you guys, Balthazar is looking at Cas with such smug fondness, and Cas at Balthazar with such RELUCANT BROODING GRATITUDE (broooood) and GIVE ME ALL THE FICS ABOUT THE REGRETTABLE THINGS THEY DO FOR EACH OTHER. I WANT FICS OF THEM FIGHTING THE WAR TOGETHERRRRR. Fics of them scrambling for the hidden weapons while Sam and Dean distract Virgil!

Was Balthazar trying to send Sam and Dean to this world specifically? On purpose? Is this what Cas was didn't wanna know about when Balthazar said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it"?

Whatever. ANGEL BOYFRANS SAVING EACH OTHER FROM RAPHAELS <3333 "STEP AWAY FROM HIM," and I was all omgggggg. \o/

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THEY ARE ACTUALLY FILMING THE EPISODE THAT IS AIRING. WILD. I thought for sure they were gonna film an S4 episode. Well-played using the fake!episode as an exposition tool! BUT OKAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SCENE THEY FILMED. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THESE LINES PLEASE:

Cas: "Balthazar is no hero, but he knows Raphael will never take him back."
Dean: [~GRIMLY.] "And yet you somehow got no problem with it."

MY SHIP MY SHIP, BOOOOOTH MY SHIIIIIPS. Now I want to watch the fake!episode because apparently the eyefuckage and Dean jealousy over Cas/Bal was OFF THE CHARTS. OFF. Fake!universe, I like you, even if your Misha is dead.

BREAK FOR CREEPER!MISHA (is there any other kind?)


IN MEMORIAM




Fake!Misha, you will live on in our hearts, you attractive crying man, you.

Misha/hobo OTP.

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I am also happy that Sam's Spanish has improved since S1, and that JENSEN IS AN ENYA FAN, and EVERYTHING ABOUT JARED AND GEN'S MANSION OF ~*AWESOME*~. And the wink:

THEY'RE SAYING HI TO US. HI. HI FELLAS HI.

I wanna know more about how the RPF works in this 'verse. The Jensen/Gen. The Misha/Gen. Are J2 not talking because there was an awkward misunderstanding involving buttsex? Who is Misha better friends with? Does he sometimes have to act as a buffer between feuding!J2?

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS BAMF?



Also I was watching The Godfather I and II for the umpteeth time a few days ago, and this much is clear: Sam Winchester is Michael Corleone.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/47157.html | comments]

Comments

[monsterfan.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad this is the first post-6.15 post I've read. I was...disheartened and dissatisfied after last night, and you've reminded me that instead of dwelling on what should never be, I should concentrate on what is. You know, the important things: eye fucking and angelcest. Thanks, darling. :)

[nyoka.livejournal.com]

Cas: "Balthazar is no hero, but he knows Raphael will never take him back."
Dean: [~GRIMLY.] "And yet you somehow got no problem with it."

Haha, how did I miss this???!!!!

Ben is always good at winking at the Dean/Cas and I somehow missed this precious jealous!Dean moment. Ah, Dean.

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

IT REALLY IS THE BEST THAT THEY WERE FILMING THE VERY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING. show.

[callowyn]

ASJKFHALJKHGJKREHRKJGFLKDJSFJK
FDJHGLREIUHJDFKSKJHFDSLKASD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW DID CASTIEL CONVINCE BALTHAZAR TO BE ON HIS SIDE, HOW HOW HOW HOW
WHAT DOES BOBBY THINK OF J2 AND DO THEIR SPNVERSE SHENANIGANS ~HEAL THE RIFT~ AND RESULT IN BUTTSEX



THE WINGS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[switchbladesis.livejournal.com]

There was so much awesome in this episode, I cannot hold it all in my mind at once. I am only human. I have only one face, and it is of a switchbladesis, not a lion.

Hold me, Lass. Hold me.

[august-monsoon.livejournal.com]

OMG BALTHAZAR'S FACE WHEN CAS HAD HIS BAMF WINGS OF BAMF LIGHTNING AND ALL THAT JAZZ. PRICELESS. SUCH A SMUG LOOK OF YEAH THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND. I SQUEED.

I'm pretty sure the guy who dodged the bullets is meant to Ben Edlund, it was written by him after all. If Kripke gets an epic death of LOTR proportions Edlund should at least be able to dodge bullets like boss.

But Misha! WHYYY??? Did not see that coming, I thought original!Meg was gonna be back....

At least we got the attractive crying man and the scary man quote.
Spirit of Misha/Hobo is a ship for reals.

Also, what happened to real fake!J2?(now there's something I thought I'd never say) Were they in the 'real' supernatural world wandering around Bobby's house being like WTF why is this set so big and termite-y? 'Cause that's a show I would watch.

Corleone

[auroramama]

Awesome reaction post. Will be reading this one aloud to Dear Spouse, just like a fic.

[ellethill.livejournal.com]

Cas: "Balthazar is no hero, but he knows Raphael will never take him back."
Dean: [~GRIMLY.] "And yet you somehow got no problem with it."

Haha, how did I miss that, how?????? Thank you for pointing it out!
Also, the winks, the winiking aajsdgahsgdkasdf!!

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

This was the greatest meta episode I've ever seen. I laughed and laughed until I cried. Also, omg so fucking gay. I love it I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT ALL. EVERYONE MAKE OUT POST HASTE.

[wandersfound.livejournal.com]

MY SHIP MY SHIP, BOOOOOTH MY SHIIIIIPS. Now I want to watch the fake!episode because apparently the eyefuckage and Dean jealousy over Cas/Bal was OFF THE CHART
Ahahaha I didn't even catch that Dean was trying to eyefuck Misha!Cas at first, that's how bad his ~acting was. XDDD

This episode made me really really like Balthazar. I found him interesting in theory before and I think Sebastian Roche is attractive so I was inclined to like him, but he didn't really do much so I couldn't go beyond just thinking he was pretty much okay, but now I like him a lot. :D

I am trying to imagine fake!Misha playing Jimmy. Fake!Misha in Stonehenge Apocalypse. OMG FAKE!MISHA AT CONS.
I like how his voice got all squeaky.

[fireflower314.livejournal.com]

Also also, Cas being all "*WINGFLARE*" and the camera cutting RIGHT to Dean. Oh Show, you do know your fanbase! <3

[dotfic.livejournal.com]

Can't. Stop. Staring. At. The. Eyefucking gif. and wiiiiiiiings. Castiel's wings on display again was on my S6 wishlist only I took it off because seeing an angel's wings has too often meant dead angel but we got the wings witout Cas having to be dead and OMG THE LOOK ON DEAN'S FACE. EEeeeeeeeeeeee!

There was lots of crackling jealousy going on. It was awesome.

[lexhibition.livejournal.com]

The only way this episode could possibly have been better is if everyone was naked.

[qthelights.livejournal.com]

I just want to say, I agree with EVERYTHING in this post.

CAS/BALTHY FOREVER!!

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

I AM GLAD THIS LIVED UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

also omfg Miiiiiiiisha omfg the sweater

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

OMG I AM GOING TO WATCH THIS TONIGHT! what have i missed in the last... season and a half? will i need to know?! OR ARE THERE ENOUGH LOLZ TO STAND ALONE?

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

do you know I was sitting here and bugging gold_bluepoint (who is sitting here by me) like every ten seconds going "LOL LOOK AT THIS GIF" "LOL LASS SAYS" etc. ILU AND UR POSTS.

Omg I want to watch this ep a kajillion times. I love how in the crack eps, at some point they make it for serious! RIGHT AFTER MISHA BECAME CANON THEY KILLED HIM OMFG I DIED OF LAUGHTER/HORROR/SHOCK ALL AT ONCE. dsfkljfsd the scene with Robert Singer at Bobby's desk!! ALPACAS ARE THE GREENEST ANIMAL, YOU KNOW. Jensen's trailer! ALL THE CAS/BAL I DREAMED OF AND MORE OMFGGG LASS I SHIP IT I SHIP THEIR EYEFUCKING AND REGRETTABLE PLOTTING SO HARD <33333333

also I lol'd at but also totally appreciated Cas's gratuitous shadow wings :DDDDD wiiiings ooooo

[metonomia.livejournal.com]

LASS LASS OH LASS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT YOU RETURNED TO US FOR THIS EPISODE WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOUR COMMENTARY AND EXCELLENT GIFS AND OH GOD

MISHA.
MISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

CAS/BAL CANON OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES AND HOW PROUD THEY WERE OF EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT I AM DEAD

ALSO WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO CREATE THAT SPECIFIC AU? CAS OR BAL OR BOTH? DID THEY PLAN IT IN BETWEEN SEX AND RUNNING FROM RAPHAEL (WHO IS ~THE SHIT)? THE ALPACA WAS CAS' IDEA. SUBSEQUENTLY, MISHA'S SWEATER WAS BAL'S TOUCH.

THIS EPISODE. I'M GOING TO GO CONTINUE WEEPING AND SHAKING AND REWATCHING UNTIL EVERY SECOND OF IT IS BURNED INTO MY MEMORY FOREVER.

[smilla02.livejournal.com]

LASSSSSSSSSS! This episode. This episode!!

With all those tiny moments of JOY and ANGST and JEALOUSY and FRUSTRATION.

THEY'RE SAYING HI TO US. HI. HI FELLAS HI.
4th wall officially broken, y/y?

But, but the best part was Dean and castiel looking at each other in the end. I think I can stare DAYS at that gif.

As for the BAMF in your last .gif, I first thought it was supposed to be Edlund, but many people have made a case for Serge Ladourceur, director of photography and responsible for the beautiful lightening of our cast, among other awesome things.

[marycontraire.livejournal.com]

MY JAW WAS PRETTY MUCH DROPPED THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS WATCHING. WAY TO OUT-META YOURSELF KRIPKE. ESPECIALLY WITH THE MISHA AND THE TWEETS AND GEN AND THE OTTERSSSSSS.

Also, Sam totally had sex with Gen.