HE WILL MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE.

[whynot]

Tell me, Lass, was it a coincidence that you came back from hiatus the week 6x15 would be airing?


GUYS. AN ALPACA. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THE BLINDFOLD IN THIS 'VERSE WOULD BE LIKE?? JENSEN/ALPACA ALL OVER THE PLACE, I TELL YOU.

GEN/OTTERS OTP, THOUGH.

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One episode tag we need is Sam/Ruby angst via Sam/Gen. Another episode tag we need is a "MEANWHILE..." with Jared and Jensen. Were they hanging out with Balthazar? Balthazar/Jared/Jensen, is what I'm saying. It seems like fake!J2 and Balthazar have things in common.

REQUISITE POSTING OF THE DEAN/CAS EYEFUCKAGE FOR ALL OF OUR JOYS:

<3___<3 FOREVER

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I AM <3___<3 FOREVER AT? A HINT:



LOOK, THEY'RE ABOUT TO MAKE OUT.


SORRY, DEAN, BUT SOMETIMES BROS JUST GOTTA 'CEST IT UP, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH YOU GUYS, BALTHAZAR is on Cas's side. He gave the weapons to Cas. CAS CONVINCED HIM TO PICK UP ARMS AND FIGHT TOGETHER AGAIN AAAAAAHHHH LIKE THE OLD DAYS AAAAAAHHHH brotherrrrsss. WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, BALTHAZAR? I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS.

I MEAN YOU GUYS SAW BALTHAZAR'S STAB WOUND IN THE BEGINNING, RIGHT? DID HE GET STABBED SHOVING CAS OUT OF DANGER hahahahajfkdljsfk & CAS, WHAT THREAT, WHAT PROMISE, WHAT YELLOW CRAYON MOMENT AND HOW MANY BLOW JOBS DID IT TAKE TO GET YOUR BROTHER BACK? YOU GOT YOUR BROTHER BACK, CAS, OMGGGGGG. Or maybe it's too soon to say? I am a little attached to my angsty headcanon for them. One of the things I hadn't dared to hope for was Cas/Bal reconciliation, but once again S6 reveals my lack of faith. "Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling," S6 says to me, as it makes Misha Collins canon.

You guys you guys, Balthazar is looking at Cas with such smug fondness, and Cas at Balthazar with such RELUCANT BROODING GRATITUDE (broooood) and GIVE ME ALL THE FICS ABOUT THE REGRETTABLE THINGS THEY DO FOR EACH OTHER. I WANT FICS OF THEM FIGHTING THE WAR TOGETHERRRRR. Fics of them scrambling for the hidden weapons while Sam and Dean distract Virgil!

Was Balthazar trying to send Sam and Dean to this world specifically? On purpose? Is this what Cas was didn't wanna know about when Balthazar said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it"?

Whatever. ANGEL BOYFRANS SAVING EACH OTHER FROM RAPHAELS <3333 "STEP AWAY FROM HIM," and I was all omgggggg. \o/

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THEY ARE ACTUALLY FILMING THE EPISODE THAT IS AIRING. WILD. I thought for sure they were gonna film an S4 episode. Well-played using the fake!episode as an exposition tool! BUT OKAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SCENE THEY FILMED. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THESE LINES PLEASE:

Cas: "Balthazar is no hero, but he knows Raphael will never take him back."
Dean: [~GRIMLY.] "And yet you somehow got no problem with it."

MY SHIP MY SHIP, BOOOOOTH MY SHIIIIIPS. Now I want to watch the fake!episode because apparently the eyefuckage and Dean jealousy over Cas/Bal was OFF THE CHARTS. OFF. Fake!universe, I like you, even if your Misha is dead.

BREAK FOR CREEPER!MISHA (is there any other kind?)


IN MEMORIAM




Fake!Misha, you will live on in our hearts, you attractive crying man, you.

Misha/hobo OTP.

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I am also happy that Sam's Spanish has improved since S1, and that JENSEN IS AN ENYA FAN, and EVERYTHING ABOUT JARED AND GEN'S MANSION OF ~*AWESOME*~. And the wink:

THEY'RE SAYING HI TO US. HI. HI FELLAS HI.

I wanna know more about how the RPF works in this 'verse. The Jensen/Gen. The Misha/Gen. Are J2 not talking because there was an awkward misunderstanding involving buttsex? Who is Misha better friends with? Does he sometimes have to act as a buffer between feuding!J2?

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS BAMF?



Also I was watching The Godfather I and II for the umpteeth time a few days ago, and this much is clear: Sam Winchester is Michael Corleone.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/47157.html | comments]

Comments

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

I am with you on the busy page, uh huh. I keep saying "this week is crunch time!" but really this week is crunch time. also the week after next. :P stupid school, always telling me it's crunch time. BUT THERE WILL BE SPN IN THE END. all things end but not spn rewatches :D

WHAT IS ALT UNIVERSE MISHALECKI OH MY GOD XD Rich tan cowboy Jared and smiling ohm-shirt Misha. HEE.

I like your drunken buttfuck theory of alt-J2. the french mistake! It would complete the dual meaning of the ep title! :DDD

omg themmmmm. their historyyyyyy. all the backstory that shows Balthazar proving himself to earn Cas's trust/ Cas's growing desperation leading to trusting balthazar even though Balthazar hasn't actually proved himself recently!

can you imagine the combined sass of Balthazar and Uriel, sassing each other together in one room? oh man, that room would not be a strong enough vessel to contain it.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

SPN REWATCHES LIVE ON FOREVERRRRR

I BET JARED LETS MISHA RIDE THE ALPACA.

Apparently the drunken buttfuck thing was more obvious to other people than it was to me. They were like DUH. I was like oh. Maybe if I were a bigger J2 shipper I might've noticed it.

URIEEEEEL, I miss him, ngl. WANT HIM BACK. I have recently been convinced of Uriel/Alastair... Maybe I'll tell you more later. I have a little headcanon also where Balthazar's a little starry-eyed over Gabriel, and when Bal discovered Cas and Gabe have had dealings, he's all, "REALLY?! WHAT'S HE LIIIIIKE?"

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

THE ALPACA OH GOD. YESSSS YOU KNOW HE DOES. except for the part where if a grown man tried to sit on an alpaca he'd break its back. Anyway, this is clearly why Gen is so upset, because Jared and Misha and Gen all hung out a lot and had sex. And then Misha would take the alpaca on walks, because being seen with an alpaca would be great for his internet popularity.

LOLOL I didn't think of it even! But it's a great option. Though Gen was like, Jensen you've never been over to our house before. :P But obviously that's because Jared married Gen AFTER the incident, and Jensen has been so bitter about it and mad at her that he avoids their happily-married home.

I could be tooootally convinced of Uriel/Alastair. Uriel let Alastair out of that devil's trap... obviously that means they're having hatesex!

I LOVE THIS IDEA - that you have a within-the-narrative explanation for it and not just for-narrative-purposes. Balthazar is a Gabe fanboy! oh their love for creature comforts like silky boxer shorts and cake and sex and jumping on the bed. Balthazar somehow learns of Gabe's final message to the Winchesters in the form of a porno and he totally steals it from them and watches it with little sentimental tears in his eyes.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I BET THOSE MISHALPACA PICTURE ENDED UP ALL OVER TUMBLR. They totally did. I tell you, that alpaca is gonna feature on kink memes.

I've been discussing with jaimeykay that maybe Uriel and Alastair were in cahoots for 4x16. The basic gist is that Uriel will return Dean to Alastair if Alastair lets himself be captured and tortured a little bit, y'know, for show. And then this spiraled into a discussion of maybe Uriel and Alastair always knew each other throughout the ages. Maybe they have had sex in different vessels. MAYBE THEY HAVE.

It's easy to see Balthazar styling himself after his favorite archangel. idk, you think maybe they even knew each other? The other three archangels were always more aloof, but Gabriel enjoys rolling around with the little people?