whynot: etc: oh deer (miraz)
2008-09-11 12:24 am

tempus frangit

1. A good meme: When you see this, quote Douglas Adams in your journal.
"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."

2. I HAVE IT I HAVE IT. I have Return to the Secret Garden by Susan Moody, and I am... quite excited! But first I have to finish rereading A Wrinkle in Time, and that's partially this Charles Wallace/Lucy fic's fault.

3. According to their respective fandom wikis, Tom Riddle and Susan Pevensie are two years apart. Which sort of brings me to my next point.


Salva Veritate
Narnia/Harry Potter. Susan Pevensie/Tom Riddle, PG13. Warning: spoilers for The Last Battle. Tip of the hat to [livejournal.com profile] bedlamsbard for crack and enablement.
Post-TLB. Magic is a blessing and being different can be a tool of power.


you may have noticed i'm not all there myself )
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2008-09-09 04:36 am

I also wibbled about jobs and considered joining the PhD program to put off looking for a job.

I stopped doing anything productive as soon as I got back to the dorms for a late dinner. I should've been asleep a few hours ago and all caught up on Lost, but alas this is not so. TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY.

Okay, drabbles! And then I sleep, I swear. All the titles are Sufjan Stevens song titles, because why not? Bed, you have seen these all before.

size too small
edmund, post-lww
he himself has been the betrayer once )

all the trees of the field will clap their hands
susan, post-tlb
the past is not preserved in dreams )

we won't need legs to stand
pevensies, knowing aslan by another name
by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there )
whynot: etc: oh deer (miraz)
2008-08-24 06:33 pm

back inside the house / into the room / watching as the lights slowly fade from view

OMG. My Peter/Susan epic of angst and woe, I guess it's time to let you out into the world. All 3,076 words of you. I actually wrote this fic a couple of months ago very early on, sometime during or after Where No Carnation Fades but before Hereafter. (Notice how the title still has capitalization.) I just kept on fiddling with this thing in an anal retentive sort of way viz. EPIC WIBBLING. Posting this fic is kind of like an exorcism.

Past tense = Golden Age. Present tense = lost in the woods in the beginning of PC. Just thought I'd put it out there. I have, like, a party list of people to thank. Tip of the hat to: [livejournal.com profile] bantha_fodder, [livejournal.com profile] boogalooed, [livejournal.com profile] collapsia, [livejournal.com profile] dreamingwriter, [livejournal.com profile] girlgroovy3, and [livejournal.com profile] miomeinmio. For saying 'yes', for saying 'no', for putting up with my flails and wibbles.

omg HOKAY HERE WE GO.


Crowning of a Heart
Chronicles of Narnia. Peter/Susan, so WARNING: incest. I'm... gonna say rated R.
Returning to Narnia dredges up the past.


Crowning of a Heart )
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2008-08-21 02:27 pm

salvaged from the cutting room floor

I am in a hotel on Long Island and the hallway consistently smells of weed.

Narnia drabble dump! Actually, these are deleted scenes from previous fics. I have a Notepad file of deleted scenes to be used in future fics, but sometimes they just get dumped in a post such as this.


From to know these songs and to sing them (Peter/Susan, PG13). I didn't initially know how to end the fic, so I kept on drabbling, hoping to meander to some sort of conclusion. This is one of those drabbles.
they talk about mundane things )


From remember me as a time of day (Anna Popplewell/Susan Pevensie, though this scene is Anna/Will. PG13). I needed to write one more scene in the 'real world' to bridge the Cair Paravel scenes. This was written, and eventually rejected maybe because it wasn't crack enough.
war-making suits you )


From the root goes deep/on all that came before (Trumpkin, G). I'm rather fond of the Lucy and Trumpkin POVs here. I don't have a special affinity for Lucy and Trumpkin, so the writing's more straightforward and, I feel, tighter. I like the insight their POVs give. This was cut because it would just be unnecessarily belaboring Trumpkin's point, his point being that these Sons and Daughters are full of it up to the eyes.
try to force the hand of the universe )
whynot: etc: oh deer (PEVENSIES)
2008-08-15 03:00 am

we'll take our hearts outside / leave our lives behind / and watch the stars go out

The title of this fic is from the very pretty song "Stars" by Dubstar, which you can listen to and/or download here. I totally forgot this song existed until Channel V played it randomly. Hooray for Southeast Asia being where the 90s go to die. One section of the fic is almost entirely lifted from my end of a conversation with [livejournal.com profile] bedlamsbard about how SUSAN IS AWESOME, so a tip of the hat to you, good sir.

to know these songs and to sing them
Chronicles of Narnia. Peter/Susan. So, uh, warning: INCEST, though it's PG13 otherwise. Thanks to Groovay for the read-through.
ebbs and flows.


to know these songs and to sing them )
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2008-08-03 07:05 am

"this room has many windows", narnia, susan/peter/edmund, pg13

Hey flist, there are a couple of TV shows that look awesome and maybe I need to download them. What are your thoughts on: Waterloo Road, The Tribe.

In other news, [livejournal.com profile] likecharity's prompt was 'Peter/Susan/Edmund'.

Slightly different from the version I posted on the meme. I cut some things out, added some things in, and here it is.

this room has many windows
Chronicles of Narnia. Susan/Peter/Edmund. PG13. Warning: incest.
Set years after PC but before that thing. "There is a difference between forgetting who you are and forgetting what you do."
ETA: Now with bonus missing scene.


this room has many windows )
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2008-07-30 10:35 am

narnia drabble dump

an ounce of prevention. edmund, the narnian central intelligence agency, pg.
The courtiers came to associate King Edmund with the beat of wings. )



our enemies. susan, g.
Jokes about bloodshed and conquest made Susan cringe. )



the empty world sings For the kink meme. [livejournal.com profile] whoajessica's prompt: Peter/Lucy, trapped in a cabin the mountains during winter. pg13.
The winter reminds them of the first winter, those many years ago. )

So, Narnia kink meme. Write me Edmund/Susan and I will love you forEVER.

Recs of a Narnia nature: Check out that great poem at the end. / Awesome Susan&Lucy, but mostly Susan. / Susan haunted by Jadis, being superawesome.
Recs of an other nature: omg mirrormask?!?! / Jem and the Holograms!: Rio is CONFUSED. / Harry Potter: Padma/George and omg science/magic. MADE OF 100% WIN.
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2008-07-25 06:47 pm

has anyone seen my crack pipe

Do you like the scifi/fantasy? Free e-books from Tor! Available only until July 27. Let me share with you which ones I got! )

Someone posted a link to the German premiere of Die Chroniken von Narnia: Prinz Kaspian von Narnia and it is bizarre. The ground opens up and out gallops a MAN ON FIRE on a horse. He runs around the arena, being ON FIRE, and then he runs offstage for some reason. Presumably because he is ON FIRE. I DO NOT KNOW. Then scores of knights appear and they all fight each other, um, to the death? I'm unclear as to why. They all just die, including the horses. They have trained the horses to lie down on the ground in a death-like position. I DO NOT KNOW. MOVING ON.

I don't usually do Narnia RPF, but I've been smoking some crack, so it's alright, and this is only half RPF anyway. Title is from the Explosions In The Sky song of the same name.

remember me as a time of day
Chronicles of Narnia. Anna Popplewell/Susan Pevensie, Anna Popplewell/Will Moseley, implied Will Moseley/Peter Pevensie and EVERY OTHER COMBINATION. Rated PG13 for implicit sex and explicit crack.
In which there are dreams.


remember me as a time of day )
whynot: etc: oh deer (train station)
2008-07-23 10:32 pm

last chapter

I wrote all of "Hidden Pictures' in the space of a few days. It is the fic that threw off my sleep schedule, and maybe it won't surprise you to know that the scene with Peter and the Gryphon was written at 4 AM when there was more caffeine than blood in my system. I wonder sometimes whether I should've posted 'Hidden Pictures' all up in one go instead of doing this serial business but EH WELL. TOO LATE. For it is the end! Title is from 'Different Ways To Pray' by Naomi Shihab Nye.


they would bend to kiss the earth/and return, their lean faces housing mystery.
Chronicles of Narnia. PG. Peter, Susan, & Edmund. Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] boogalooed, [livejournal.com profile] girlgroovy3, and [livejournal.com profile] bantha_fodder, for what you do.
Post-PC. Peter's return to England, the second time around.


There's less forgetting to be done. )
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2008-07-18 10:58 pm

TV Tropes Challenge fic: "Hereafter" (Chronicles of Narnia)

Warning! Spoilers for C.S. Lewis's The Last Battle EVERYWHERE.

This is my trope. This fic was almost a Harry Potter crossover because I wanted to splice that trope with a permutation of the I Wish It Were Real trope. Thank god that didn't work out! And then I was going to have Edmund and Caspian wander around Aslan's Country's various afterlifes in a sort of crossover extravaganza, but then Mr. and Mrs. Pevensie -- who were only supposed to be there for a scene or two -- kind of stole the show.


Hereafter
Chronicles of Narnia. PG. Edmund, Caspian, and the Pevensie parents, and Susan, at the edges. Big heaping thanks to [livejournal.com profile] alice_pike and a flower for [livejournal.com profile] bantha_fodder.
Edmund and Caspian set out to explore Aslan's Country, and get sidetracked.


Hereafter )
whynot: etc: oh deer (miraz)
2008-07-12 08:19 am

[...all those years ago...]

Edmund knife-fights naked! Peter almost knife-fights naked (but Edmund pwns him before he gets the chance)! Incest of the R-rated variety! And DEAD PEOPLE. (Not all in one fic.) COMING SOON.

NOW SHOWING. Susan and Caspian having sex.

Don't forget to visit our concession stand!

And do not learn from/Experience.
Narnia movieverse. Caspian/Susan. R. The title is from the poem 'Do Not Accept' by Yehuda Amichai. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] girlgroovy3 and [livejournal.com profile] boogalooed for the beta. Spot the Gaiman reference and win a cookie!
After the battle at Aslan's How.


After the battle, after gathering the fallen, after the flagons of wine are distributed, Caspian follows Susan to the river. )
whynot: etc: oh deer (miraz)
2008-07-03 12:04 pm

[...it's very easy to confuse the two...]

Much thanks to [livejournal.com profile] boogalooed's encouragement and [livejournal.com profile] girlgroovy3's firm hand. Unlike CS Lewis, Disney, and Walden Media, I neither own nor have any rights to the Chronicles of Narnia. The title is from the poem 'Two Countries' by Naomi Shihab Nye.

feather lost from the tail/of a bird
Chronicles of Narnia. Ensemble. Caspian/Susan. PG.
The lines tangle between Peter and Caspian. Four missing scenes: archery practice, Lucy left behind at the How, flying to the castle, and the aftermath of Jadis.


The silence is awkward, but their glares are proud. )
whynot: etc: oh deer (miraz)
2008-06-18 03:30 am

[...and names the constellations with him...]

The chapter headers are from, respectively, 'The Small Vases from Hebron' and 'Late August Hours Before the Year 2000' by Naomi Shihab Nye. Much thanks to [livejournal.com profile] boogalooed for the beta.


Hidden Pictures
Chronicles of Narnia. PG.
Two drabbles set during the beginning of Prince Caspian: one from Lucy, and one from Trumpkin.


'The Magnificent,' he adds, and Lucy giggles but her heart aches for him all the same. )
whynot: etc: oh deer (in medias res)
2008-06-15 01:17 am

[...as if this were some kind of game...]

I watched it a second time and my brain ralphed all over the place. ) And, a second viewing also lets me see that, Lucy aside, it is Peter who misses Narnia most. Not for the same reasons though, and that's really what spurred this fic.

The last time I wrote this much in a single night, it counted for academic credit and was due the next day. Save for this prologue (which takes place before Prince Caspian), the fics are missing scenes from the movie. The forthcoming numbered chapters are only there for the sake of chronology -- 'Hidden Pictures' can be read as an anthology of one-shots that stand alone.

This chapter borrows from the apparently much-beloved "Pevensie takes up fencing but it ISN'T THE SAME" trope. The chapter title is from the poem 'Do Not Accept' by the enormously talented Yehuda Amichai.


Hidden Pictures
Chronicles of Narnia. PG.
Set some time between returning and returning yet again.


Peter’s fist connects with the boy’s face and the sound of it isn’t nearly as loud as he wants it to be. )