I did the "things I'll never write" meme a few weeks ago, though it was just an excuse to request the strangest prompts people can think of, because as history shows, I'll write anything. So, I wrote Peter&Jadis near the end of the Golden Age for bedlamsbard (Bed, I may still actually owe you fic, since this isn't technically Peter/Jadis), and Ororo between X2 and X3 for dirty_diana.

Then everyone else gave Narnia crossover prompts, so I've compiled those all here in a section subtitled 'people they never loved'.


Another Shore

- for marycontraire, who said Edmund/Effy (Narnia/Skins)
( Neither Edmund nor Effy are surprised that their older brothers don't get along. )

- for animus_wyrmis, who said Edmund/Hermione (Narnia/Harry Potter)
( 2 people who objected to Edmund and Hermione's relationship )

- still for animus_wyrmis, who also said Edmund/Luna (Narnia/Harry Potter)
( She's safe, that much is sure, but he isn't sure how she's safe: whether it's because she would believe him, or because no one would believe her. )

- for be_themoon, who said Nimueh/Jadis (Narnia/Merlin). With visual aid!
( Nimueh whispers an incantation and the cut on her palm closes itself. )

ETA: FUCK IT. Here are two codes to start a Dreamwidth account: DRQKSWTQPJHVZAAACZU9 and QFTXMA3ZGR9NJAAACZVA. I cast them to the wind and wash my hands of them!