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I did the "things I'll never write" meme a few weeks ago, though it was just an excuse to request the strangest prompts people can think of, because as history shows, I'll write anything. So, I wrote Peter&Jadis near the end of the Golden Age for bedlamsbard (Bed, I may still actually owe you fic, since this isn't technically Peter/Jadis), and Ororo between X2 and X3 for dirty_diana.

Then everyone else gave Narnia crossover prompts, so I've compiled those all here in a section subtitled 'people they never loved'.


Another Shore

- for marycontraire, who said Edmund/Effy (Narnia/Skins)
( Neither Edmund nor Effy are surprised that their older brothers don't get along. )

- for animus_wyrmis, who said Edmund/Hermione (Narnia/Harry Potter)
( 2 people who objected to Edmund and Hermione's relationship )

- still for animus_wyrmis, who also said Edmund/Luna (Narnia/Harry Potter)
( She's safe, that much is sure, but he isn't sure how she's safe: whether it's because she would believe him, or because no one would believe her. )

- for be_themoon, who said Nimueh/Jadis (Narnia/Merlin). With visual aid!
( Nimueh whispers an incantation and the cut on her palm closes itself. )

ETA: FUCK IT. Here are two codes to start a Dreamwidth account: DRQKSWTQPJHVZAAACZU9 and QFTXMA3ZGR9NJAAACZVA. I cast them to the wind and wash my hands of them!

Homework sucks. Time for meme.

( The '10 words per genre' meme that's been going around. It's all 'Merlin', guest-starring Jadis. )

In other news, AAAAAAAAAAAHHH I HAVE TRAIL OF DEAD TICKETS AAAAAAAAAAAHHH I HAVE TRAIL OF DEAD TICKETS AAAAAAAAAAAHHH I HAVE TRAIL OF DEAD TICKETS hfksahfkdshfd ZOMG. I've never seen them live before! It's gonna be awesome, and possibly harmful to my health considering how the Manu Chao 'mosh pit' nearly did me in. Maybe I will upload their music for you later.

I was slightly disappointed to find that Dining With Terrorists does not actually have Phil Rees going, "It is the peppers and coca leaves that give the FARC's gruel that special kick." It did make me think of all you guys on my flist writing fics about LA REVOLUCION. So basically zempasuchil ("THE JUNGLE IS THE IDEAL SETTING FOR REBELLION.") and bedlamsbard.

Also, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE GUY FROM ASIAN DUB FOUNDATION IS HOSTING THE MUSIC OF RESISTANCE PROGRAM ON AL-JAZEERA. OMG. Possibly to stop my head exploding from awesome?? OMG THE FIRST EPISODE IS ACTUALLY ABOUT THEM (and the BNP and racism in London). omg. you guuuuuuuuyyyyysssss, i almost can't handle it. KEEP BANGING ON THE WALLS OF FORTRESS EUROPE.

I haven't done recs since I got a delicious, but I want to bring attention to ( these Merlin fics. And one Bible fic. )

I will leave you with this.

I've always wanted to do a fic commentary, and and sometimes you hear the silence speak is kind of perfect for it because the length and subject matter lets me talk about a lot of things e.g. stray plot bunnies, sekrit authorial confessions, a reinterpretation of the role of Judas, the names of winds and sandstorms, book recommendations, etc.

The fic is technically gen, but the commentary is kind of not. It's posted in two parts due to space constraints, because sometimes I just don't shut up.

( DVD commentary: 'and sometimes you hear the silence speak' 1/2 )
Part 2 of DVD commentary

I have no time for Yuletide. This is something I have to keep on telling myself whenever I see that people are offering to write fic for:
A) Burnett's The Secret Garden. Colin/Mary/Dickon of my heart! I have at the moment (and for a couple of months) eight sentences of Secret Garden OT3 fic, but who the hell knows if anything will ever come of it.
& B) MONTY PYTHON RPF. HOLY SHIT. WRITE IT, SOMEONE, DO IT, OMG. Graham Chapman being an alcoholic douche! Eric Idle being sidelined during writing sessions! How horriblewonderful it was to film The Holy Grail! And maybe there is making out?!


All Good Naysayers
Narnia. Edmund (sort of), Jadis? (sort of?). Rated PG. Thanks to animus_wyrmis and bedlamsbard for the beta.
You can kill the magician but you can't kill magic.

( All Good Naysayers )