WHY CAN'T I SLEEP ---> livejournal posty time!

[whynot]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SLEEP FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS AND I JUST WON'T SLEEP. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, BODY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING TIRED OR SOMETHING.

HERE IS WHAT PPL SHOULD WRITE FOR THE 2ND ROUND OF reel_merlin GODDAMN.

Back to the Future. Because Arthur should go back in time and discover that Uther Pendragon was a big dweeb in high school. "THINK, PENDRAGON, THINK."

Fight Club. Morgana has insomnia (MUCH LIKE MY CURRENT SELF) and a shitty job. Her life is ending one minute at a time. She meets the smokin' hot and jaded Nimueh, has all sorts of sexual tension with her, and somewhere along the way, things explode. AWESOME.

The Devil's Advocate. Morgana as Keanu Reeves, Gwen as Charlize Theron, and Nimueh as Al Pacino. Oh come on, this would blow your mind with so much awesome, you can't even. Nimueh helps Morgana ride so high, then FUCKS HER SHIT UP, then FUCKS GWEN'S SHIT UP, and Morgana is like, "NOOOO, GWENNNNN." BUT IT'S TOO LATE. THE MURAL BEHIND NIMUEH BEGINS TO SHIFT INTO SOME CGI HIERONYMUS BOSCH THING, AND NIMUEH IS LIKE LAUGHING EVILLY and Morgana is like "What have I done??" \o/

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Gwen = Arthur Dent, Morgana = Ford Prefect, Merlin = Trillian, Arthur = Zaphod OF COURSE. Gaius = Marvin. Will = the bowl of petunias.

Harry Potter. ...This is too easy.

Jurassic Park. The following is probably true: Merlin + dinosaurs = unparalleled excellence.

THE SECRET FUCKING GARDEN. Not a garden in which one secretly fucks, but the one based on the book by Frances Hodgson Burnett, I just got excited there. Starring picnics on the moor and cuddling in the garden. Co-starring the belief in MAGIC and Arthur as the world's most imperious bedridden boy.

SNAKES ON A PLANE. MORGANA HAS HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.

Star Wars! Will is the Wookie.

And I notice the noticeable absence of NARNIA as an option, goddamn, someone should write that shit. It would make my life COMPLETE. I do not even want to hazard a guess as to who Aslan would be, though. Should Lancelot be Tumnus or Oreius? Gaius is probz the Beavers. ETA: Or, you can retell Prince Caspian! :D?

To further alleviate my sleepy sufferings, I implore you to

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING GQ MEME

Comments

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

yay! MY NAME IS MORGANA LE FAY YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE omggggg. How you gonna do the poison cup scene AKA EPISODE ELEVEN??

ARTHUR SHOT FIRST.

[puckling.livejournal.com]

YES. IT WILL BE EPIC. GWEN IS GOING TO BE FEZZIC. PEOPLE WILL KEEP TELLING ARTHUR THAT"S SHE"S JUST VERY SMALL FOR HER SIZE. I HAVEN"T FIGURED IT ALL OUT YET. I'm trying to finish Big Bang first *whimpers*

Heh, see the reason that I didn't sign up for Star Wars is I'm thinking more of Arthur and Merlin do the Star Wars universe rather than the actual movies themselves. Like Merlin is a padawan to Gaius, and they have to go to this backwards backwater planet called Camelot (for whatever reason). The senator from there is the ruler's son, Arthur, and he tells them that they'll have to hide that they're Jedis and not use the force because the force is forbidden in Camelot. Wacky hijinks ensue! Yoda is the great slash dragon! WOOT. However, staraflur is going to do a more straight up movie version (at some point) and ARTHUR TOTALLY SHOT FIRST.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Epiiiiiiiiiiic. HAHA YODA IS THE DRAGON OF COURSE, it makes so much sense! They both make as much sense as the other sometimes XD. omg lightsaber!Excalibur??

[puckling.livejournal.com]

OMG! I hadn't even thought of that! But yes, totally. And people keep telling Arthur that he can't have a lightsaber, he's not a jedi, but honestly no one wants to get close enough to take it away. Arthur has this LOOK in his eye...