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[whynot]

ITEM #1:

♥ Chuck Shurley Prompt Meme ♥


ITEM #2, MORE IMPORTANTLY: He never said it was aliens.





INDONESIA



HAS



BEEN



FLATTENED



.....



FLATTENED








~*~*FLATTENED*~*~



XDDDDDDDD DDDDDD: omg fjkdlsf;dksagkf'sf


THEY FRIDGED MY COUNTRY, GUYS. ONCE MORE WE EXIST ONLY IN CONTEXT OF GEOLOGICAL DISASTER. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

All of it got flattened? THE ENTIRE ARCHIPELAGO???

HERE'S WHAT MISHA COLLINS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE FLATTENING OF MY COUNTRY:


"MY GOD."


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAALOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLas,mf./d.mgfdngnf

TELL ME THERE IS A YOUTUBE EXCERPT OF INDONESIA DYING IN DRAMATIC FASHION. TELL ME THIS IS SO.

At some point, I discovered my friend's pack of playing cards that had hologram puppies on them, so of course I had to investigate. Thus my night went mostly like this: PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! It was an excellent Saturday night.

CRAZIEST AU EVER. SO BASICALLY MISHA HAS BEEN TYPECAST AS THE GUY WHO EXPLODES TO SAVE THE WORLD. I was constantly like, THAT IS HIS "STOP FUCKING AROUND, DEAN, WE HAVE TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE" FACE.

If no Stonehenge Apocalypse fic shows up on my flist soon, I WILL BE SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED!!!! Look, okay:

1. Stonehenge was a seal.

2. Jacob and the Winchesters once investigated the same weird phenomenon. THEY PISS EACH OTHER OFF but then BECOME FRENZ and discuss the best way to make home-made EMFs over slugs of whiskey. AND THEN THEY MAKE OUT.

3. 4x20 AU where Castiel possessed Jacob instead of Jimmy.

4. Jacob and Jimmy are estranged brothers. Warning: twincest.

5. JACOB IN 5x04VERSE. Jacob/future!Cas is a given.

6. ~*CLAIRE&JACOB*~

7. JACOB/SCULLY. Mulder and Jacob attempt to outdo each other on conspiracy trivia.

8. JACOB IS THE GHOSTFACERS' NEW INTERN.

9. The Jacob/Joseph backstory of archeological funtimes. I envision Indiana Jones meets 9 1/2 Weeks.


I will leave this here:

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/24814.html | comments]

Comments

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA ILU ANJALIIIIIII <33333

Yeah, it's a Syfy original movie called "Stonehenge Apocalypse" and it is every bit as terrible as the title would imply!! IT STARS MISHA COLLINS. IT IS EVERY BIT AS SPARKLY AS THIS WOULD IMPLY TOO.

[anjali-organna.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's a Syfy original movie called "Stonehenge Apocalypse"

OMG. You know what I think must happen? Some studio person somewhere must have a job that consists solely of coming up with amazingly cracktastic titles like "Stonehenge Apocalypse" that then gets passed on to other people to actualy write and try and make into a workable thing.

I so want that job.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

GOD ME TOO. I HAVE NO BETTER EXPLANATION FOR HOW THIS GOT GREENLIGHTED. Greenlit?

[anjali-organna.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say greenlighted, but greenlit also looks right. Meh.

Hmm, what are ones I would like to see someone else tackle? "Seven Brides for Seven Zombies." "Snakeman." "Snakeman Part II: Son of Snakeman."

Huh. Those all sound like crappy horror flicks from the seventies.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Seven Brides for Seven Zombies
LOL OMG DO WANT. Personally I would like to see MEGAPIRANHA VS. THE LOCHNESS MONSTER II: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.

[anjali-organna.livejournal.com]

Hahaha awesome. Starring Jeff Goldblum as your notcrazy marine biologist who's just trying to be a good Samaritan and alert the public about the imminent threat to our world's waterways but no one believes him, oh dear!

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

SPOILERS: humanity wins. They put Megapiranha and Nessy in a rocket and shot it at the sun.

[anjali-organna.livejournal.com]

THE SUN IS NOT PLEASED.