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[whynot]

ITEM #1:

♥ Chuck Shurley Prompt Meme ♥


ITEM #2, MORE IMPORTANTLY: He never said it was aliens.





INDONESIA



HAS



BEEN



FLATTENED



.....



FLATTENED








~*~*FLATTENED*~*~



XDDDDDDDD DDDDDD: omg fjkdlsf;dksagkf'sf


THEY FRIDGED MY COUNTRY, GUYS. ONCE MORE WE EXIST ONLY IN CONTEXT OF GEOLOGICAL DISASTER. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

All of it got flattened? THE ENTIRE ARCHIPELAGO???

HERE'S WHAT MISHA COLLINS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE FLATTENING OF MY COUNTRY:


"MY GOD."


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAALOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLas,mf./d.mgfdngnf

TELL ME THERE IS A YOUTUBE EXCERPT OF INDONESIA DYING IN DRAMATIC FASHION. TELL ME THIS IS SO.

At some point, I discovered my friend's pack of playing cards that had hologram puppies on them, so of course I had to investigate. Thus my night went mostly like this: PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! It was an excellent Saturday night.

CRAZIEST AU EVER. SO BASICALLY MISHA HAS BEEN TYPECAST AS THE GUY WHO EXPLODES TO SAVE THE WORLD. I was constantly like, THAT IS HIS "STOP FUCKING AROUND, DEAN, WE HAVE TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE" FACE.

If no Stonehenge Apocalypse fic shows up on my flist soon, I WILL BE SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED!!!! Look, okay:

1. Stonehenge was a seal.

2. Jacob and the Winchesters once investigated the same weird phenomenon. THEY PISS EACH OTHER OFF but then BECOME FRENZ and discuss the best way to make home-made EMFs over slugs of whiskey. AND THEN THEY MAKE OUT.

3. 4x20 AU where Castiel possessed Jacob instead of Jimmy.

4. Jacob and Jimmy are estranged brothers. Warning: twincest.

5. JACOB IN 5x04VERSE. Jacob/future!Cas is a given.

6. ~*CLAIRE&JACOB*~

7. JACOB/SCULLY. Mulder and Jacob attempt to outdo each other on conspiracy trivia.

8. JACOB IS THE GHOSTFACERS' NEW INTERN.

9. The Jacob/Joseph backstory of archeological funtimes. I envision Indiana Jones meets 9 1/2 Weeks.


I will leave this here:

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/24814.html | comments]

Comments

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

i love this entire post.

i was entirely too sober while watching this last night.

[marycontraire.livejournal.com]

GOD DAMN IT, JIM LASS, IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD, NOT ALIENS!

This post made me laugh so hard. (I'm pretty sure, actually, that Misha Collins exists to make us laugh. It's his mission in life. He has a manifesto. Someday he will totally kiss Jensen on the mouth at a red carpet event solely for our entertainment.)

Can I put in my vote right now for Jacob as Ghostfacers intern? IT WOULD BE PERFECT.

Also, my Saturday night was kind of like yours, but instead of PUPPIES! MISHA! RUM! it was CUPCAKE! DOCTOR WHO! WINE! This is definitely similar, but I'm not sure how.

[murron.livejournal.com]

We don't get SyFy over here but from the way my flist casploded exploded I must've missed quite the ride!!

Sometimes I want to be a movie writer so bad -- they smoke the good stuff. A robot head? Srsly???????

[nyoka.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU.

[anjali-organna.livejournal.com]

Sooo, I totally didn't realize you were talking about a movie (tv movie? still not too clear) and was like "OMFG WTF HAPPENED TO INDONESIA?!" and scurried over to nyt.com to investigate.

...I am very tired. Don't judge me.

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

HEY HEY the really awesome guy who got proceedingly undressed and then SHOT TO BITS BY DAVID (BASTARD) is so hot I just put any and all episodes of Highlander with him in it on my to-watch list. (this list is going to get VERY LONG, I can just feel it. OH SUMMER, you will go by too quickly!)

THINGS YOU COMPELL ME TO DO

"You're not my brother," Jacob says, and Castiel tilts his head.

"You are very perceptive," he says calmly. "I am Castiel." He doesn't duck the punch Jacob swings at him, but it's too wild and Jacob is shaking too much to hit him heavily at all. It's like impacting with granite anyways, and Jacob grabs the man wearing his brother by his coat and slams him against the wall.

"You fucker," he says. "Get out. Get out now." There's a short silence, and then Castiel's eyes flicker with what is almost surprise and interest.

"You were... very close," he says, and Jacob knows what he means from the faint inflection. It's like hearing his brother through a phone, deep and far away and not quite him. "You and James. Before the fight." There's blood pooling in Jacob's mouth from where he's bitten himself silent, and he realizes that there are tears on his face as well.

"You can't take him," he says. "You can't have him, he's mine."

"He gave himself willingly," Castiel says quietly, and Jacob lets go and turns away, drained.

"He would," he says bitterly. "If he was lied to enough." Behind him, Castiel is silent. "Fucking apocalypse," Jacob says, and sits heavily on the side of the bed.

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

I don't really understand any of this but I thought of Twilight!Jacob as I read and it made EVERYTHING BETTER.

Now I am crossing over SPN (all the one episode I know!) with Twilight:

"Hey," Dean says, "you coming?"

"Yeah," Sam says, "sure." It's raining again; in Washington, apparently it rains all the damn time.

"Look, man," Dean starts, but he doesn't get any farther because AT THAT VERY MOMENT a young girl stumbles into the road and collapses. "The hell?" Dean says, but Sam is already out of the car.

"Edward..." the girl mumbles as her eyes close.

[metonomia.livejournal.com]

I had to go to church 30 minutes into this movie. And then I came home and mom made me watch The Blind Side with the family.

And then I returned to Misha face, and it was GOOD. So the croat virus? It was created in/by that pyramid in Maine. Or something like that. I don't even know, but Cas-of-The-End HAS to meet Jacob.

[lexhibition.livejournal.com]

THIS MOVIE. THIS MOVIE.

So, Dean is a devoted listener of Jacob's radio show, right? And Sam usually hates it but one day when Dean's got it turned up loud he bursts out laughing and goes 'This guy totally sounds like Cas!' And Dean's all, 'Idk what you're on about I totally don't have a crush on him shut up you whore!' Sometimes Dean likes to call Jacob up and tell him about vampires but Jacob always hangs up because lol that's just too weird for him.

[puckling.livejournal.com]

...fascinating. TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FIELD OBSERVATIONS.