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ITEM #1:

♥ Chuck Shurley Prompt Meme ♥

ITEM #2, MORE IMPORTANTLY: He never said it was aliens.

INDONESIA

HAS

BEEN

FLATTENED

.....

FLATTENED

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THEY FRIDGED MY COUNTRY, GUYS. ONCE MORE WE EXIST ONLY IN CONTEXT OF GEOLOGICAL DISASTER. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

All of it got flattened? THE ENTIRE ARCHIPELAGO???

HERE'S WHAT MISHA COLLINS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE FLATTENING OF MY COUNTRY:

"MY GOD."

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TELL ME THERE IS A YOUTUBE EXCERPT OF INDONESIA DYING IN DRAMATIC FASHION. TELL ME THIS IS SO.

At some point, I discovered my friend's pack of playing cards that had hologram puppies on them, so of course I had to investigate. Thus my night went mostly like this: PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! It was an excellent Saturday night.

CRAZIEST AU EVER. SO BASICALLY MISHA HAS BEEN TYPECAST AS THE GUY WHO EXPLODES TO SAVE THE WORLD. I was constantly like, THAT IS HIS "STOP FUCKING AROUND, DEAN, WE HAVE TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE" FACE.

If no Stonehenge Apocalypse fic shows up on my flist soon, I WILL BE SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED!!!! Look, okay:

1. Stonehenge was a seal.

2. Jacob and the Winchesters once investigated the same weird phenomenon. THEY PISS EACH OTHER OFF but then BECOME FRENZ and discuss the best way to make home-made EMFs over slugs of whiskey. AND THEN THEY MAKE OUT.

3. 4x20 AU where Castiel possessed Jacob instead of Jimmy.

4. Jacob and Jimmy are estranged brothers. Warning: twincest.

5. JACOB IN 5x04VERSE. Jacob/future!Cas is a given.

6. ~*CLAIRE&JACOB*~

7. JACOB/SCULLY. Mulder and Jacob attempt to outdo each other on conspiracy trivia.

8. JACOB IS THE GHOSTFACERS' NEW INTERN.

9. The Jacob/Joseph backstory of archeological funtimes. I envision Indiana Jones meets 9 1/2 Weeks.

I will leave this here:

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"He would," he says bitterly. "If he was lied to enough."
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. GIVE US YOUR STORIES, JACOB. I WANT TO SEE THIS HEARTBREAK. I bet Jacob's interrogation of Castiel is hilarious though. "NO I AM NOT A LIZARD MAN. OR A MOLE PERSON. I REALLY AM AN ANGEL OF THE LORD."

And Jacob's like, "ARE YOU AN ALIEN?? ARE YOU FROM ATLANTIS??"

-- Fourteen minutes. That's how much older Jacob is than Jimmy, and their parents used to joke that that was the longest Jacob ever went through life without his little brother.

-- Their mother used to dress them in matching outfits for church. Twenty minutes into the service and Jacob would fidget, count each stained glass shard on the windows at least until 20, twist in his seat to see the people behind him, who frowned. Twist back around and accidentally kick Jimmy in the shin, who kicked him back. Shhh, Mrs. Novak said, glaring at them on behalf of the Lord.

-- Five things from Jacob's desk, circa age fifteen: 1) The latest issue of New Paradigm, bookmarked with post-its. 2) A small gold cross he doesn't wear anymore. 3) A catalog open to the telescopes and binoculars section, the Nebula Astromaster NG-60 circled in red marker. 4) A Playboy of dubious origin. 5) Wells's The Time Machine, which he actually borrowed from Jimmy and always forgets to return.

-- One brother asks the other, "How can you believe in this stuff?"

-- Jimmy's eyes are a little grayer. Jacob has a scar on his elbow from the time he fell out the tree in the backyard, eight years old and impatient for height. (Jimmy barefoot on the grass looking up at him, white-knuckled and squinty-eyed. Jacob had told him it was going to be okay, so Jimmy was waiting to see if this was true.)

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