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[whynot]

ITEM #1:

♥ Chuck Shurley Prompt Meme ♥


ITEM #2, MORE IMPORTANTLY: He never said it was aliens.





INDONESIA



HAS



BEEN



FLATTENED



.....



FLATTENED








~*~*FLATTENED*~*~



XDDDDDDDD DDDDDD: omg fjkdlsf;dksagkf'sf


THEY FRIDGED MY COUNTRY, GUYS. ONCE MORE WE EXIST ONLY IN CONTEXT OF GEOLOGICAL DISASTER. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

All of it got flattened? THE ENTIRE ARCHIPELAGO???

HERE'S WHAT MISHA COLLINS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE FLATTENING OF MY COUNTRY:


"MY GOD."


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAALOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLas,mf./d.mgfdngnf

TELL ME THERE IS A YOUTUBE EXCERPT OF INDONESIA DYING IN DRAMATIC FASHION. TELL ME THIS IS SO.

At some point, I discovered my friend's pack of playing cards that had hologram puppies on them, so of course I had to investigate. Thus my night went mostly like this: PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! PUPPIES!! MISHA!! RUM!! It was an excellent Saturday night.

CRAZIEST AU EVER. SO BASICALLY MISHA HAS BEEN TYPECAST AS THE GUY WHO EXPLODES TO SAVE THE WORLD. I was constantly like, THAT IS HIS "STOP FUCKING AROUND, DEAN, WE HAVE TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE" FACE.

If no Stonehenge Apocalypse fic shows up on my flist soon, I WILL BE SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED!!!! Look, okay:

1. Stonehenge was a seal.

2. Jacob and the Winchesters once investigated the same weird phenomenon. THEY PISS EACH OTHER OFF but then BECOME FRENZ and discuss the best way to make home-made EMFs over slugs of whiskey. AND THEN THEY MAKE OUT.

3. 4x20 AU where Castiel possessed Jacob instead of Jimmy.

4. Jacob and Jimmy are estranged brothers. Warning: twincest.

5. JACOB IN 5x04VERSE. Jacob/future!Cas is a given.

6. ~*CLAIRE&JACOB*~

7. JACOB/SCULLY. Mulder and Jacob attempt to outdo each other on conspiracy trivia.

8. JACOB IS THE GHOSTFACERS' NEW INTERN.

9. The Jacob/Joseph backstory of archeological funtimes. I envision Indiana Jones meets 9 1/2 Weeks.


I will leave this here:

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/24814.html | comments]

Comments

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

BELLA NEEDS TO HANG OUT WITH JO. YOU'D PROBABLY LIKE JO. YOU'D LOVE ELLEN THOUGH.

BELLA NEEDS TO LEARN TO SHOOT GUNS AND BEHEAD VAMPIRES. IT IS A VITAL LIFE SKILL, CONSIDERING.

[metonomia.livejournal.com]

AKLSHOIHEWOIHAOIRHW JO IS BASICALLY EVERYTHING THAT BELLA SWAN SHOULD BE BUT ISN'T. THAT IS WHY I LOVE HER SO.

Jo would kick Bella's ass for being so wimpy and dependent, and then they would go on a long road trip to places with lots of SUN so that Bella could grow the hell up.

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE AWESOME LADIES.

BELLA NEEDS TO LEARN NOT TO DIE SO MUCH.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

HERE IS THEM WHEN THE WINCHESTERS BROKE AND ENTERED INTO THEIR BAR




THIS IS JO, WHO STARTS OUT WITH A LITTLE CRUSH ON DEEEEEAAAAN. WHEN THEY FIRST MET, HE WRESTED THE GUN OUT OF HER HANDS, BUT THEN SHE PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND GOT IT BACK. <33333333




THIS IS HER MAMA, ELLEN. YOU WISH SHE WERE YOUR MAMA.




AS FOR THE DAD/HUSBAND, BILL HARVELLE IS DEAD AND HAS BEEN FOR A WHILE. BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING FRIENDS WITH A WINCHESTER.

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

OMGOMGOMGOMFG

THEY ARE SO AWESOME, HOW ARE THEY SO AWESOME?! DO THEY SHOW UP SOON?! <3333333

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

They show up for the first time in 2x02, I believe, which is otherwise an unremarkable episode and is about a SCARY MONSTER CLOWN.


I WONDER IF YOU WILL LIKE RUBYYYYYY :DDDDDD. RUBY (THEY ARE BOTH THE SAME DEMON POSSESSING DIFFERENT PEOPLE):





MY PREFERENCE IS FOR DARK-HAIRED RUBY.

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

I AM COOL WITH DEMONS POSSESSING GIRLS, HAPPENS A LOT.

also I really liked Jess! Even though I only saw her for like five minutes.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

SPN writes a lot of awesome girls! It's just that they never stick around for as long as we want them to, for whatever reason. Apparently fandom hated Jo a lot when she first appeared, and Anna too. :-/


THE WOMEN OF SPN: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?


MISSOURI KNOWS WHAT DIRTY THOUGHT YOU JUST THOUGHT.


BECKY CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND WRITE SLASH FIC ABOUT THIS SHIT.


SPEAKINNA KNOWING ABOUT YOUR DIRTY THOUGHTS, HERE IS PAMELA.


MEET BELA. NOW CHECK YOUR POCKETS.

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

YAY.

does Bela meet Bella? Can someone please talk to Bella about GOOD CHOICES and HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS?!

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

LOL BELA HAS NO ADVICE ON HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS. She can probably teach Bella how to con rich collectors on the price of ancient magical amulets though!

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

That would be just as good!

...where does all the myth stuff come from anyway? I'd sort of assumed it was vaguely Christian because god and angels, but is it? Is it a mix?

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

MIX 'N MATCH MYTHOLOGY. This guy's worse than Lewis XD OMG KRIPKE/LEWIS OTP OF SLAPDASH CULTURAL APPROPRIATION AND INTERNALIZED MYSOGYNYYYYYY

Anyway. The whole angels/apocalypse/religion/God thing doesn't even come in in until S4, so before that everything's very haphazard. It was never conceived to be a show that went heavy into this religion&angels shit, but then idk, S4, and I assume by connection ~*Misha. The show has demons from the beginning, and a Hell... but it is never really specified that it is the Abrahamic hell? Or the Abrahamic devil? It was just supposed to be about monsters and family. In S5 we get confirmation though that other religions' pantheons coexist and, like, share this cosmos. And yet--

In summary, Kripke pulls it out of his ass.

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

IT WOULD NOT KILL YOU TO WORLDBUILD AND HAVE SOME GIRLS, WRITERLY TYPES!

lolz, haphazard is cool. I never really got the idea of, like, sharing the cosmos because if there is a Hades and also Heaven/Hell they are sort of mutually exclusive...? although Discworld manages it, so who knows.

Yeah, you said they weren't going to have Lucifer? ...and look how that turned out!

[l-a-r-m.livejournal.com]

Okay so the most ridiculously sick fic just popped into my head, I have no idea where it came from because I've only seen parts of the movie Taken, and I'm kind of embarrassed I'm even writing this.

So. Bela discovers that Bella is superspecialamazing!somehowcrucial!BellaSwan, and kidnaps her to sell her into a demonic prostitution ring. Jo finds out and tries to rescue her, but ends up getting captured herself. Dean and Sam go to rescue them! Meanwhile Edward is trying be all Liam Neeson like, but totally fails because Sam's demonic blood smells amazing, even more amazing than Bella's, and he cracks and enjoys a Sam feast. Then he kills himself out of guilt. Dean must battle all the demons and vampires alone! Bela and Dean have a moralistic confrontation, Bella grieves for Edward but decides being a prostitute finally gives her character some kind of validation, and Dean rescues Jo and they run away into the sunset.

If necessary, we can add a conclusion of Castiel raising Sam.

COUGH. I'll go bury my head in the sand now.

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

I...think I love you.