COME LIVE WITH ME AND A BUNCH OF LUNATICS IN A PYRAMID

[whynot]

FILE THIS UNDER "THINGS THAT ARE INEVITABLE".



ONCE UPON A TIME, Jimmy had a falling out with his twin brother and didn't talk with Jacob for years. That other time, Jacob and the Winchesters traded tips on how to make the best home-made EMF. AMIRITE?? There was also that difficult time in his life when Jacob was the Ghostfacers' summer intern. And Stonehenge was totally a seal.

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Comments

[gleeker13.livejournal.com]

MISHACEST. I don't care, I don't care if its porn, I don't care if its fluff, I just want multiple Misha-personalities in big gay possibly incestous/narcissistic love.

[kronette.livejournal.com]

And there's not enough Mishissictic love already in this meme?

Then again, CAN THERE EVER BE ENOUGH

[gleeker13.livejournal.com]

So, Jacob is either gay or he's had his heart broken or something. I vote gay, but what if we mess with the fourth wall EVEN MORE?

Jacob is a widow, he somehow meets Amelia, and she looks almost exactly like his dead wife. (I DON'T EVEN KNOW!)

FILLED: in all the lines of your mouth, Jacob/Amelia, pg-13

[pyrebi.livejournal.com]

You're really gonna make me do this, aren't you? Oh my god. -buries face in hands-

--

He sees her one night in an Aldi store while he's out investigating mysterious lights said to be appearing over a Minnesotan lake. She's pinched-looking, tired, maybe a little hunted, but she's such a dead ringer for Alicia that for a minute he has to duck back into the aisle he'd just left to compose himself. He's still leaning against a shelf of canned beans when she rounds the corner and starts.

"Jimmy?" she asks, voice high and sharp with hope. He hates (hates) that he has to shake his head, tell her no. Her faces crumbles into something frighteningly dead when she tries again with "Castiel?"

"My name's Jacob," he says, and it feels like he hasn't spoken in years, the way the words crack in his throat. "You, uh, you're not Alicia, right?"

"I'm Amelia," she corrects, her eyes flicking over him like there's something there she's just not getting, but if she tries hard enough maybe she can hope to understand. He knows how she feels, he really does.

(She'd been everything to him, everything that wasn't his work. He'd been the crazy astrophysicist and she'd been the practical social engineer and they'd loved each other and he hadn't known how he'd been so lucky. And then, on her flight home from Brazil, her plane had vanished. Gone, no trace, as if it'd never existed. That's how it'd started, because how could she be dead if there was no wreckage? So he fell into theories and conspiracies, the Bermuda Triangle and government experiments, chasing shadows and hopes until his reputation was ruined and the only thing he had left in the world was a wall full of blurry photographs and hand-scrawled notes in a house that had once been their home.)

Maybe it's not surprising, the way it ends up. She doesn't want to know who he is or what he does, and he thinks he can hush the part of him that demands the truth for just one night.

She doesn't want the lights off, just wants to look at him as they fall onto the sagging bed in his crappy motel room, to drink in his face and his eyes and his body. He figures he must look as much like Jimmy to her and she looks like Alicia to him. So he kisses her neck and thinks of the bergamot perfume Alicia used to wear for special occasions, concentrates on it until he can believe that maybe they're just out of town for a conference, he's presenting a paper in the morning and she was feeling a little frisky after patiently listening to him practice.

The woman who is not actually his wife arches under him, hisses out a name that is not actually his name. He crushes his mouth to hers, not wanting to hear Jimmy when all he wants to experience is Alicia calling out for him just one more time.

When he is spent, he lies beside her in the quiet and looks at the ceiling. Finally he murmurs, "Do you believe that there are some things that'll never be explained?"

She turns to him, looking less like Alicia under the ugly fluorescent light, more alien, more strange. "No," she says, clear and hard. "There's always an explanation. You'll just wish sometimes that there wasn't."

She flicks the lightswitch when she leaves, and once again he is alone in the dark.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

5x04verse. Jacob, future!Dean, and future!Cas on one of Dean's many previous attempts to kill the devil.

[kronette.livejournal.com]

Psych crossover. Somehow, anyhow. I want to see Shawn go against Jacob in wild theories.

[lassroyale.livejournal.com]

For some reason or other, Jacob becomes embroiled with the Winchesters, the Apocalypse, and his brother Jimmy who's serving as Castiel's vessel. Naturally, Team Free Will take him to Chuck's house do hide out. Um...need I really say more?

[lassroyale.livejournal.com]

Gabriel and Crowley babysit Cas' backup vessel, Jacob. Together. Whatever the author comes up with...your choice.

[kronette.livejournal.com]

"It's crying."

"It's your turn, you hedonistic angel."

"Hey!"

"Please."

Crowley and Gabriel look down at the squawling baby and then at each other. "Time travel?" Gabriel asks.

Crowley kisses him. Because he totally can, and because Gabriel rocks.

(awesome screenwipe of screenwipes, and we're at Jacob's present age)

"I don't need babysitting," Jacob whines for like, the fortieth time.

"You totally do," Gabriel counters as he flicks through a magazine.

"It would be a sin to let something happen to an angel's vessel," Crowley intoned gravely, eyebrows wagging in Jacob's direction.

Jacob hated that...leer. "Can I go on the air? Is that okay with you two?"

Gabriel shrugged. "Sure, fine. Just ignore that first caller, though."

"Huh?" Jacob asked, though his mind was on the broadcast. He went through his usual audience warm-up, then brought up the question for the night. "Gentle listeners, tonight I want to know something...a little odd. Tonight, I want to know about jokes. Specifically, jokes about demons."

"HEY!" Crowley snarled from all the way upstairs.

"Or angels."

"HEY!" Gabriel threatened from all the way upstairs.

Jacob grinned. "Hit me, caller."

"What do you get when you cross a crossroads demon and an archangel?" the woman asked.

Intrigued at such an odd specific, ignoring that the specifics were in his kitchen, Jacob asked, "What?"

"A mad scientist."

"I told you to ignore the first caller," Gabriel yelled down at him, smugness firmly in place.

"Yeah, yeah," Jacob grumbled under his breath and hung up on that caller. He selected the next lit button. "You're on."

"I don't - fine," huffed the caller from a distance, then his voice came through at normal volume. "I have been instructed to tell you that 'you breed with the mouth of a goat'."

Silence. "I don't get it. Is that the joke?" Jacob asked.

"I knew this would be pointless, Dean," said the caller, then hung up.

Jacob had been hoping for far, far more from his listeners. Perhaps too much. "Caller, you're on."

"Yeah, I got one for you about demons. You know the seven deadly sins?" the male asked.

"Yeah," Jacob said, slowly.

"Lust is the one that wins out every time. Just ask the angel who just called." And the caller hung up.

Jacob cleared his throat. "Obviously, this was an experiment in epic fail. I apologize and we'll be back to our normal discussions tomorrow night. This is Doctor Jacob Glaser, signing off."

He removed his headphones, powered down his equipment, and stomped upstairs. "Which of you called in?" he demanded as he rounded the corner to the living room, then flung a hand over his eyes. "OHMYGOD could you not do that in my living room!"

"What?" Crowley asked as he finished painting Gabriel's toenail with a flourish.

"I'm scarred for life," Jacob muttered as he retreated to his bedroom.

(sorry, it really is 4:15am and I'm beyond sleep deprived!)

[lassroyale.livejournal.com]

Castiel can't be everywhere at once, so he sends Dean a look-alike dressed like by the name of Jacob Glaser. Neither Dean or Jacob are amused. To make things worse, Gabriel sends some guy named Misha along, who calls Dean Jensen.

[kronette.livejournal.com]

*chokes on indrawn breath* yes. this. So Dean has Jacob AND Misha? Lucky Dean.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Joseph, Anna, and Lucifer arguing about what humanity deserves.

[robotlizards.livejournal.com]

Dean/Jacob - Jake is softer under his clothes than Castiel was.

[sansdatelimite.livejournal.com]

I don't know if this is quite what you had in mind (it's way less porn-y then I had intended it to be) but I wrote this (http://sansdatelimite.livejournal.com/38115.html#cutid1).

[kronette.livejournal.com]

*takes a deep breath* Highlander - Methos was already in the freaking movie as John, and it was blatantly obvious that John wasn't stumbling out the door having been shot and dying, no he'd already died and had revived and then the T-3000 from the future totally shot him again. Because Jacob is Immortal (and was the reason John came back, not for whatever reason he gave the military guys), and he totally died his first death when the seriously flawed T-3000 from the future shot him in the back so that little hitch of breath right before the seriously flawed T-3000 stomps on his hand? Is totally Jacob recovering from his first death. And the reason Methos-John needed to be there when Jacob-the-Immortal revived is because he's going to rewrite Skynet so it's not evil and the seriously flawed T-3000 will go back to being an unfortunate scientist in manpris and a sweater-vest in June.

[robotlizards.livejournal.com]

wat.

[kronette.livejournal.com]

The Doctor and/or Torchwood. Because Jack and the Doctor totally need to be geeking out over the EM pulses that Stonehenge is putting out. And Jacob and the Doctor would geek out intensely over gravity fluxes and time travel and all kinds of awesome sciency stuff.

I cant sleep, it's 4am and I have to be at work in 4 hours. ARGH.

[calidreamin08.livejournal.com]

and jack hitting on jacob?

[lassroyale.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL WITH MISHA. SO CHECK IT:

REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN MISHA, JENSEN, AND JARED WERE FIGHTING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? REMEMBER HOW THEY HOLED UP IN A SHOPPING MALL WHILE THE UNDEAD SWARMED OUTSIDE. AND REMEMBER HOW THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE MALL, MAINLY DEAN WINCHESTER, SAM WINCHESTER, CASTIEL, AND SOME DUDE NAMED JACOB GLASER?

I WANT THAT STORY. AND THE ZOMBIES? ARE NOT TOTALLY OPTIONAL.

[gleeker13.livejournal.com]

CAN I TELL YOU THAT I'VE BEEN NEEDING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!MISHA FOR MONTHS? AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE FOURTH WALL ONLY MAKES IT MORE AWESOME.

ALSO, THIS BATCH OF PEOPLE IS PROBABLY THE ALRGEST GROUP EVER THAT HAS EVER HAD THE CHANCE OF SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. AND THEY SHOULD TOTALLY HIDE OUT IN COSTCO, WITH THE IMPALA PARKED INSIDE AND EVERYTHING. (Costco, in case it isn't international) is this amazing store that has PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING, INCLUDING A LACK OF WINDOWS AND BIG METAL GATES AS DOORS. It is perfect for surviving darn near every apocalypse, even a vampire one. Garlic salt. They have GARLIC. SALT.)

[lassroyale.livejournal.com]

Jacob Glaser visits Jurassic Park as the skeptic character (like Jeff Goldblum's chracter just...you know...more Jacob-y and way prettier.) Dean and Sam are also visiting Jurassic Park, but only because Castiel insists there's a seal located somewhere on the heart of the island.

Throw in a bit of Gabriel letting the dinos loose for a good laugh and maybe some Misha if you can work it in and you've got...well, something. A pot full of crack, at the very least.

[jedimastercait.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. I can totally see them all running from the T-Rex while Gabriel sits on the sidelines laughing and then Cas turning and zapping the dino with his two fingers like the BAMF!Angel he is. And then they would have to explain to Jacob that yeah, angels are real, go figure.

[tarrina.livejournal.com]

k prompting this cause my bff won't do it herself.

an AU in which Jacob is a fallen Castiel without the memory of who he is. or something like that...

[kronette.livejournal.com]

I've got a vid idea brewing about this. I just need a song and to work on the plot. :)

[gleeker13.livejournal.com]

My teacher was playing the Pokemon theme in class today. You know what that means, don't you?

That's right, Dean and Jacob find pokemon. Or, like, somebody in the group turns into a pokemon. OMG, MISHA IS TOTALLY AN EEVEE!

[lassroyale.livejournal.com]

DUDE...I wrote a Pokemon/SPN fusion fic once. LMAO...it's so cracktastically bad - and no Jacob - but if you're interested, here it be:

Pokemon Super: Face-off with the Legendary Three (http://lassroyale.livejournal.com/24628.html)

::facepalm:: IDEK.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

I'm marrying this fandom. I can be a fandom polygamist, right?

Right.

Jacob/Misha/Jimmy/Castiel/Dean, and poor Sam discovers the tie on the door and hears them after he comes back from the library/wherever he was.

[gleeker13.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA brilliant idea. It really is so much fun torturing Sam (it would be even funnier if it was a misunderstanding/the boys didn't go through with it because they got sidetracked by something else and just happened to be making smex noises)

I strongly believe in fandom polygamy. And I'll be right next to you at the alter <3

[klutzy-girl.livejournal.com]

After the apocalypse ended, Castiel decided that he didn't want to be an angel anymore and created a new identity. He became Jacob Glaser.

Fast forward a few years, and Jacob/Castiel runs into the Winchesters after the Stonehenge situation starts.

[lassroyale.livejournal.com]

I'm blaming rogueslayer's "Thursday Misha Picpsam" post for this idea:

SPN/Stonehenge/The One

In an alternate reality an evil!Jacob Glaser scientist has figured out how to jump between the realities in the multiverse. He suspects that by killing the other Jacob Glasers in the other realities, he will eventually become the most super speshul Jacob. So he comes to our world intent on finding Jacob Glaser, whom he does...along with some guy named Castiel and Misha Collins.

Who will be: the One?

::runs off and hides::

[jblankbluth.livejournal.com]

JACOB/A UNICORN, MAKE IT HAPPEN.

[(Anonymous)]

OMG YES. AND JACOB WILL BE ALL 'NO, UNICORNS ARE JUST ELECRTOMAGNETIC FORCES, THEY DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HUMANS' AND THE UNICORN IS ALL PISSED OFF AND 'NO, I'M REAL' AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS ~DOOMED TO FAIL~ BECAUSE OF THE SPECIES PROBLEM.

[dametokillfor.livejournal.com]

Sam/Jacob, Dean/Cas.

Just because I'm convinced Sam and Jacob would bump uglies.

[owleyes-arisen.livejournal.com]

Jacob is secretly/actually Jegudiel, patron angel of "all who work in some field of endeavor" (Conspiracy nuts, anyone?). He's also the angel of Friday, and happens to be Castiel's twin brother. The rest of the Host consider him to be the Angel of Madness; he's always been a little - strange. Even for an angel.

Cue family reunion, and the Winchester's reaction.

[heavenlyxbodies.livejournal.com]

want this so badly it hurts!!!

Confusion

[ivotedforsaxon.livejournal.com]

HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN DEAN WAS INVESTIGATING SOMETHING AND BROUGHT CAS ALONG AND JACOB WAS INVESTIGATING THE SAME THING AND KEPT RUNNING INTO DEAN WHENEVER HE AND CAS GOT SEPERATED CAUSING DEAN TO BE VERY CONFUSED?

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[(Anonymous)]

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[(Anonymous)]

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