HOW DELIGHTFUL

[whynot]

Hey, do you guys like AWESOME THINGS? What a coincidence! Here are three:

1. Do Wrong Right by woodstarling | SPN | Sam/Cas, PG | MAFIA AU FANART
This is what I received for the sassy_otp exchange and I AM THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WOOORRRRLLLLDDDD. omg, so last night 6x10 happened and this morning I wake up to this metric ton of sexiness?! WILL THIS AFTERNOON SEE ME WINNING THE LOTTERY?!? I just remembered that for last year's camelotsolstice, I also received amazing mafia AU fanart by yue_ix. I think that AU and this AU should have a crossover. \o/

2. Cities of Sand by tongari | Inception/Sandman | Saito, Dream; G | "So tell me instead, Lord of Dreams. Why am I here?"
It's drawn in comic strip style! This is a good idea well-executed. I'm not in Inception fandom at all, but Saito is my favorite character from the movie, followed by Ariadne, and I'm thrilled to see awesome Saito gen.

3. 6x10, MOTHERFUCKERS.




OH MEG, I AGREE.

My thoughts upon watching this were as such: "YAY MEG GET IT GURL, UNF THAT'S HOT. Yeah, I'm satisfied WAIT WHAT IS CAS DOING OMG IS HE PULLING HER TO HIM DID HE JUST PUSH HER UP AGAINST A WALL IS HE TANGLING HIS FINGERS IN HER HAIR IS THAT REALLY DEAN'S FACE IS THIS REAL LIFE HOW CAN THIS BE REAL LIFE?!??"

He learned it from the pizza man.



IT WASN'T CAS'S FAULT, THE PORN WAS JUST ON! What else was he supposed to do?! You know sometimes how porn is just on? BECAUSE IT WAS THE LAST THING WATCHED ON THE TV, SAM AND DEAN?



lol omg, THIS IS ME. Back in college, me and boyfriend used to get drunk and watch porn and I would get way too into the ~plot. How long has the stepdad been yearning for the daughter? What is the cheerleader thinking? Does the secretary see this affair as liberating or degrading, or liberating in its degradation? Porn: I have been doing it wrong for years.

Speakinna which!

Boner.

Boner boner boner.

:D

-- Cas wants Sam to survive and to be okay! Guh, this is the most that Sam and Cas have ever riled each other up and I LOVE IT. CUT THAT TENSION WITH KNIVES. When Sam was all IMMA KILL YOU at Cas, Cas's reaction was irritated pity and all YOU NEED HELP and then Sam says I NEED YOUR HELP. fkdskfld;skf

-- And then. Back in the house after Sam says, "That's what friends do for each other!" DEAN'S FACE. DEAN'S FACE IS AMAZING. All like, "Ooookaaaay..." dean's face dean's face, being all, "Oh, so he answers your prayers now. ...What else does he do for you?"

-- LOL GUYS IS THIS HOW SAM HAS BEEN PRAYING TO CAS ALL YEAR? "FUCK YOU. Amen." That entire scene. I vacillated between "NOOOO STOP YELLING AT CAS D:" and "HNNNNNGGGHHH YELL AT CAS SOME MORE". RAIDERS OF THE LAST ARK. I was like, "Is the the plot of--OH NO YOU DIN'T--Cas isn't gonna fall for that, is he? OH MY GOD YES HE DID!!!!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-- BONER


-- For a fellow of infinite dickery and most excellent suits, Crowley's death was... rather anticlimactic.

-- I love how soft Sam's voice goes when he asks Gramps to join them.

-- That is a lot of blood to make a devil's trap with. Robosam is above passing out from blood loss, I guess.

-- That demon in the beginning was pretty hot.

-- TWO TWO CROWLEYS CROWLEYS \o/ \o/

-- Cas/Meg eyefucking forever and ever amen

-- BONERIFFIC. BONERTASTIC. BONERVAGANZA. BONERSPLOSION.

SPEAKING OF BONERS:




I... omg. If I start, I will never stop, and I want to eat my lunch and rewatch the episode already, so I end here now.


ETA: 4. Alexis Drayzen Appreciation Day picspam

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/42348.html | comments]

Comments

[dotfic.livejournal.com]

They always do amazing thing with their eyes, the glances. Just a little facial muscle movement with these two can throw me into a squee fit of OTP affirmation. *is helpless*

PFFFT. YES!

I think as long as we have soulless Sam, I wouldn't mind him and Castiel facing off like that more often. Ooooooh.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Right?! I cop to being a little smug that Sassy - which began as a fluffy crack ship - is now a very GRRR ARRRGH KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP ship.

[callowyn]

Speaking of which, am I imagining it or do his eyes look black at the beginning of this gif? DEMON!CAS IS THAT YOU.



BOY
BOY
BOY
BOY
ASJHDDFHSJKSHFJKL

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Ya, it looks black. I assume lighting, though. BUT IN MY HEART IT IS NOW DEMON!CAS.

It reminds me of 5x01, Cas telling Zach to put these boys back together. The scene where Cas shows up with Crowley's bag of bones and tells him to leave them alone reminds me of it too.

[callowyn]

Demon!Cas will not stand for back-talk. THE ONLY THING DEMON!CAS WANTS TO HEAR IS YOU SCREAMING HIS NAME.

(hahaha I kept typing semen!Cas by accident. New thingstiel y/y?)

YES EXACTLY this is why I am :/ about woobie Cas. He kicks ass and takes names! If he doesn't understand why his penis is growing, he will figure that shit out himself. By making out with Meg. Vigorously.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

lol, HOW FREUDIAN. WHY WOULD I EVER DENY SEMENSTIEL? Calling vessels angel condoms is canon anyway. XD

SEASON 6 IS LIKE, ALL MY FAVORITE FANON BECOMING CANON. SERA IS PATTING OUR BACKS AND SAYING, "YOU ARE CORRECT."

lol, definitely during the porn scene I was like OMG THIS IS WHY-ARE-MY-EYES-LEAKINGSTIEL LOLOLOL, but then wandersfound came up with a good explanation that although Castiel may get sex, he doesn't necessarily get kink, which is why the spanking confuses him. I can roll with that. Cas, you can roll with that, can't you? You're a quick learner.

[callowyn]

RAISE HANDS WHO IS SURPRISED HERE. When Cas leaves her body, Claire feels find of...sticky, inside. And then she feels the tiny things wriggling toward her belly.

CLEARLY SERA HAS BEEN STALKING THE EDGES OF CASFANDOM. needs more wincest tho

To someone who can be anything, does that mean nothing is kinky because nothing is exotic? And the only thing he doesn't understand is why humans choose some things to be sexual? HE IS WILLING TO LEARN.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

DDDD: YOU'RE EVIL. Is this gonna lead to nephilim fic? Now THERE is kidfic I would be enthusiastic about.

WHAT IF SERA IS ON OUR FLIST RIGHT NOW? WHAT IF SHE IS BOOKMARKING thingstiel AND PUTTING IT ON HER "TO-PLAGIARIZE" LIST? Aww, the Wincest will return soon! IT ALWAYS DOES \o/

the only thing he doesn't understand is why humans choose some things to be sexual
YES THAT. Hmm, you know what IS exotic to Cas, apparently? Pop culture references. Maybe that can be his kink. XD

[callowyn]

I HAVE THE BEST IDEAS. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LOVE IT. Also oh my god nephilim fic yessssssss. Claire sees things like this and seriously regrets her decisions.

OH MY GOD CAN THERE BE CANON THINGSTIEL PLEEEEEEEEEEASE OH MY GOD CAS JUMPING FROM VESSEL TO VESSEL AND SPEAKING TO THE BOYS FROM KEYHOLES AND TOMBSTONES. OH GOD CAN HE ENVESSEL DEAN'S GUN.

Ahahahahahaha. "TELL ME MORE ABOUT INDIANA JONES. FASTER. EXPLAIN HIS IRRATIONAL FEAR OF SNAKES HARD."

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

It's not that there was boning, but it's def not immaculate conception either.

Thingstielism is gonna be the goggles that puts Cas in the first three seasons. Cas was Sam's scythe, the cup of coffee he drops in John's hospital room, Cas was Dean's hoodie in faith and the crowbar that destroyed the Impala.

OH GOD CAN HE ENVESSEL DEAN'S GUN.
Oh god why is this so sexy. It is so fucking sexy. The feel of it feels like this picture (http://22by7.livejournal.com/710753.html#cutid1).

Sometimes there is roleplaying and Cas pretends he's a time-traveling Delorean. Flux his capacitor and he'll get off HARD.

[callowyn]

Still gonna be a bitch to explain to Amelia. (Thinking about this too hard will depress me.)

YES TO ALL OF THIS. Oooh, ooh, can Cas be the Colt? He really likes it when Dean keeps him in his pants. (Relatedly, that picture is AMAZING oh my god what language is that on his chest I don't even care I will just stare at it in awe)

Then Cas learns about stubble burn and dutifully recites "WHO'S scruffy-looking?" as he shaves himself a little cleaner.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

That picture is one of the first SPN fanworks I remember really loving when I first entered the fandom. I was looking eeeeeverywhere for D/C fic that suited my tastes, and 22by7's fanart here just hit the spot.

"I'm gonna tell you, Cas, I'm gonna tell you right now why it's always gotta be snakes. I'm gonna tell you who Tyler Durden really is, fuck yeah, you like that? Yeah, baby, such a slut for soylent green."

[callowyn]

I will always need more pictures of Castiel with extraneous limbs. *wallows*

"UNF UNF SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE. OH GOD-- ROSEBUD!"