HOW DELIGHTFUL

[whynot]

Hey, do you guys like AWESOME THINGS? What a coincidence! Here are three:

1. Do Wrong Right by woodstarling | SPN | Sam/Cas, PG | MAFIA AU FANART
This is what I received for the sassy_otp exchange and I AM THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WOOORRRRLLLLDDDD. omg, so last night 6x10 happened and this morning I wake up to this metric ton of sexiness?! WILL THIS AFTERNOON SEE ME WINNING THE LOTTERY?!? I just remembered that for last year's camelotsolstice, I also received amazing mafia AU fanart by yue_ix. I think that AU and this AU should have a crossover. \o/

2. Cities of Sand by tongari | Inception/Sandman | Saito, Dream; G | "So tell me instead, Lord of Dreams. Why am I here?"
It's drawn in comic strip style! This is a good idea well-executed. I'm not in Inception fandom at all, but Saito is my favorite character from the movie, followed by Ariadne, and I'm thrilled to see awesome Saito gen.

3. 6x10, MOTHERFUCKERS.




OH MEG, I AGREE.

My thoughts upon watching this were as such: "YAY MEG GET IT GURL, UNF THAT'S HOT. Yeah, I'm satisfied WAIT WHAT IS CAS DOING OMG IS HE PULLING HER TO HIM DID HE JUST PUSH HER UP AGAINST A WALL IS HE TANGLING HIS FINGERS IN HER HAIR IS THAT REALLY DEAN'S FACE IS THIS REAL LIFE HOW CAN THIS BE REAL LIFE?!??"

He learned it from the pizza man.



IT WASN'T CAS'S FAULT, THE PORN WAS JUST ON! What else was he supposed to do?! You know sometimes how porn is just on? BECAUSE IT WAS THE LAST THING WATCHED ON THE TV, SAM AND DEAN?



lol omg, THIS IS ME. Back in college, me and boyfriend used to get drunk and watch porn and I would get way too into the ~plot. How long has the stepdad been yearning for the daughter? What is the cheerleader thinking? Does the secretary see this affair as liberating or degrading, or liberating in its degradation? Porn: I have been doing it wrong for years.

Speakinna which!

Boner.

Boner boner boner.

:D

-- Cas wants Sam to survive and to be okay! Guh, this is the most that Sam and Cas have ever riled each other up and I LOVE IT. CUT THAT TENSION WITH KNIVES. When Sam was all IMMA KILL YOU at Cas, Cas's reaction was irritated pity and all YOU NEED HELP and then Sam says I NEED YOUR HELP. fkdskfld;skf

-- And then. Back in the house after Sam says, "That's what friends do for each other!" DEAN'S FACE. DEAN'S FACE IS AMAZING. All like, "Ooookaaaay..." dean's face dean's face, being all, "Oh, so he answers your prayers now. ...What else does he do for you?"

-- LOL GUYS IS THIS HOW SAM HAS BEEN PRAYING TO CAS ALL YEAR? "FUCK YOU. Amen." That entire scene. I vacillated between "NOOOO STOP YELLING AT CAS D:" and "HNNNNNGGGHHH YELL AT CAS SOME MORE". RAIDERS OF THE LAST ARK. I was like, "Is the the plot of--OH NO YOU DIN'T--Cas isn't gonna fall for that, is he? OH MY GOD YES HE DID!!!!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-- BONER


-- For a fellow of infinite dickery and most excellent suits, Crowley's death was... rather anticlimactic.

-- I love how soft Sam's voice goes when he asks Gramps to join them.

-- That is a lot of blood to make a devil's trap with. Robosam is above passing out from blood loss, I guess.

-- That demon in the beginning was pretty hot.

-- TWO TWO CROWLEYS CROWLEYS \o/ \o/

-- Cas/Meg eyefucking forever and ever amen

-- BONERIFFIC. BONERTASTIC. BONERVAGANZA. BONERSPLOSION.

SPEAKING OF BONERS:




I... omg. If I start, I will never stop, and I want to eat my lunch and rewatch the episode already, so I end here now.


ETA: 4. Alexis Drayzen Appreciation Day picspam

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/42348.html | comments]

Comments

[callowyn]

RIGHT? Maybe he'll be back! They didn't kill that one, did they?

[switchbladesis.livejournal.com]

They didn't! Oh my god I nearly forgot about him, because of everything else that went on in this episode.

He's the perfect minion for Crowley, I swear.

[callowyn]

Will he mourn Crowley's untimely death? Will he switch to Meg's side, because fuck loyalty he's a demon? Will he inherit Crowley's tailor?

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

What if he WAS Crowley's tailor? Multitalented, you know. XD

[callowyn]

He's overjoyed that Meg has taken over, actually, because there are only so many ways to design three-piece suits. Meg both rewards creativity and doesn't object to showing a little skin. And by that I mean wearing the skin of babies.

...now I want Meg to possess Lady Gaga.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

You know he's the guy who dresses all the other of Crowley's minions too. That's why they all look so dapper.

WELL NOW I WANT CAS/GAGA.

[callowyn]

CAS/MEG/GAGA NEW OT3? This should be a Victoria's Secret prompt somehow.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

GAGASTIEL/MEG?

[callowyn]

WHICH OF THEM ENVESSELS HER? DO THEY FIGHT ABOUT IT? OMG DO THEY SHARE.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

OMG THEY COULD DO A GAGA TIMESHARE. OCCASIONALLY THEY POSSESS HER AT THE SAME TIME. It gets kinky.

Gaga's not crazy; she's just being possessed by an angel and a demon simultaneously. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

[callowyn]

This makes even more sense than Tyrastiel. LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND.



SOMETIMES EVEN WHEN IT'S MEG'S TURN CAS WANTS IN ON THE ACTION.

p.s. are you online

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

MEG!GAGA/SKELECAS WHAT ARE THESE THINGS YOU ARE MAKING ME SHIP

WHAT IF LADY GAGA WAS ADULT!CLAIRE

Like on gchat? No, I'm not on gchat currently. Anyway, the time is late and it is time for little Lassiters everywhere to go to bed!

[callowyn]

BEAUTIFUL THINGS.

You can call all you want but Claire's not home. OMG "Telephone" is actually about Cas getting sick of the Winchesters calling him about every little thing, oh my god, it makes so much more sense now! IT'S NOT THAT HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, DEAN, HE'S JUST AT A PAR-TAY.

(Clairestiel/Beyonce???)


SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR GULLET, CLAIRE.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

lolol HE'S K-KINDA BIZZAY


CLAIRESTIEL/BEYONCE IS THE MOST WIN

OMG

Clairestiel!Gaga/Beyonce/Jay-Z is naturally what this all leads to.

[callowyn]

Cas takes a while to learn how this body moves.



BUT HE FIGURES IT OUT.




Jay-Z couldn't handle this action. 99 PROBLEMS AND CASTIEL IS ALL OF THEM.

[switchbladesis.livejournal.com]

There will be an epic battle-not over the keys to Hell, but over the tailor. Ruling Hell is hard, and you can't look that god if your bones are burnt.