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HE WILL MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE.

Tell me, Lass, was it a coincidence that you came back from hiatus the week 6x15 would be airing?

GUYS. AN ALPACA. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THE BLINDFOLD IN THIS 'VERSE WOULD BE LIKE?? JENSEN/ALPACA ALL OVER THE PLACE, I TELL YOU.

GEN/OTTERS OTP, THOUGH.

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One episode tag we need is Sam/Ruby angst via Sam/Gen. Another episode tag we need is a "MEANWHILE..." with Jared and Jensen. Were they hanging out with Balthazar? Balthazar/Jared/Jensen, is what I'm saying. It seems like fake!J2 and Balthazar have things in common.

REQUISITE POSTING OF THE DEAN/CAS EYEFUCKAGE FOR ALL OF OUR JOYS:

<3___<3 FOREVER

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I AM <3___<3 FOREVER AT? A HINT:

LOOK, THEY'RE ABOUT TO MAKE OUT.

SORRY, DEAN, BUT SOMETIMES BROS JUST GOTTA 'CEST IT UP, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH YOU GUYS, BALTHAZAR is on Cas's side. He gave the weapons to Cas. CAS CONVINCED HIM TO PICK UP ARMS AND FIGHT TOGETHER AGAIN AAAAAAHHHH LIKE THE OLD DAYS AAAAAAHHHH brotherrrrsss. WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, BALTHAZAR? I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS.

I MEAN YOU GUYS SAW BALTHAZAR'S STAB WOUND IN THE BEGINNING, RIGHT? DID HE GET STABBED SHOVING CAS OUT OF DANGER hahahahajfkdljsfk & CAS, WHAT THREAT, WHAT PROMISE, WHAT YELLOW CRAYON MOMENT AND HOW MANY BLOW JOBS DID IT TAKE TO GET YOUR BROTHER BACK? YOU GOT YOUR BROTHER BACK, CAS, OMGGGGGG. Or maybe it's too soon to say? I am a little attached to my angsty headcanon for them. One of the things I hadn't dared to hope for was Cas/Bal reconciliation, but once again S6 reveals my lack of faith. "Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling," S6 says to me, as it makes Misha Collins canon.

You guys you guys, Balthazar is looking at Cas with such smug fondness, and Cas at Balthazar with such RELUCANT BROODING GRATITUDE (broooood) and GIVE ME ALL THE FICS ABOUT THE REGRETTABLE THINGS THEY DO ~~FOR EACH OTHER~~. I WANT FICS OF THEM FIGHTING THE WAR TOGETHERRRRR. Fics of them scrambling for the hidden weapons while Sam and Dean distract Virgil!

Was Balthazar trying to send Sam and Dean to this world specifically? On purpose? Is this what Cas was didn't wanna know about when Balthazar said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it"?

Whatever. ANGEL BOYFRANS SAVING EACH OTHER FROM RAPHAELS <3333 "STEP AWAY FROM HIM," and I was all omgggggg. \o/

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THEY ARE ACTUALLY FILMING THE EPISODE THAT IS AIRING. WILD. I thought for sure they were gonna film an S4 episode. Well-played using the fake!episode as an exposition tool! BUT OKAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SCENE THEY FILMED. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THESE LINES PLEASE:

Cas: "Balthazar is no hero, but he knows Raphael will never take him back."
Dean: [~GRIMLY.] "And yet you somehow got no problem with it."

MY SHIP MY SHIP, BOOOOOTH MY SHIIIIIPS. Now I want to watch the fake!episode because apparently the eyefuckage and Dean jealousy over Cas/Bal was OFF THE CHARTS. OFF. Fake!universe, I like you, even if your Misha is dead.

BREAK FOR CREEPER!MISHA (is there any other kind?)

IN MEMORIAM

Fake!Misha, you will live on in our hearts, you attractive crying man, you.

Misha/hobo OTP.

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I am also happy that Sam's Spanish has improved since S1, and that JENSEN IS AN ENYA FAN, and EVERYTHING ABOUT JARED AND GEN'S MANSION OF ~*AWESOME*~. And the wink:

THEY'RE SAYING HI TO US. HI. HI FELLAS HI.

I wanna know more about how the RPF works in this 'verse. The Jensen/Gen. The Misha/Gen. Are J2 not talking because there was an awkward misunderstanding involving buttsex? Who is Misha better friends with? Does he sometimes have to act as a buffer between feuding!J2?

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS BAMF?

Also I was watching The Godfather I and II for the umpteeth time a few days ago, and this much is clear: Sam Winchester is Michael Corleone.

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BUT IF THEY GO TO THE FAKE!VERSE THEN THEY WOULD BECOME MORTAL BECAUSE THERE IS NO MAGIC. D:

! MAYBE THEY CAN BRING MISHA COLLINS'S BODY TO THIS WORLD.

lolol and deposit him with the Novaks?! BECAUSE WHAT A HILARITRAGEDY THAT WOULD BE.

I THINK THAT IS SUCH A GOOD PLAN, BRINGING MISHA TO THE SPN WORLD.

HEY IT'S DAD! says Claire, but PSYCH, NOT DAD.

OMG HI MEET CLAIRE'S CRAZY UNCLE MISHA. HE DOES IMPRESSIONS AND IS AN ACCOMPLISHED TRUFFLE-MAKER.

OMFG YEEEEES. HE WOULD KEEP TRYING TO TWEET THINGS TOO, AND CLAIRE WOULD BE LIKE, UM, WTF ARE YOU DOING, YOU HAVE NO FOLLOWERS.

OMG I AM GOING TO WATCH THIS TONIGHT! what have i missed in the last... season and a half? will i need to know?! OR ARE THERE ENOUGH LOLZ TO STAND ALONE?

do you know I was sitting here and bugging

gold_bluepoint (who is sitting here by me) like every ten seconds going "LOL LOOK AT THIS GIF" "LOL LASS SAYS" etc. ILU AND UR POSTS.

Omg I want to watch this ep a kajillion times. I love how in the crack eps, at some point they make it for serious! RIGHT AFTER MISHA BECAME CANON THEY KILLED HIM OMFG I DIED OF LAUGHTER/HORROR/SHOCK ALL AT ONCE. dsfkljfsd the scene with Robert Singer at Bobby's desk!! ALPACAS ARE THE GREENEST ANIMAL, YOU KNOW. Jensen's trailer! ALL THE CAS/BAL I DREAMED OF AND MORE OMFGGG LASS I SHIP IT I SHIP THEIR EYEFUCKING AND REGRETTABLE PLOTTING SO HARD <33333333

also I lol'd at but also totally appreciated Cas's gratuitous shadow wings :DDDDD wiiiings ooooo

LASS LASS OH LASS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT YOU RETURNED TO US FOR THIS EPISODE WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOUR COMMENTARY AND EXCELLENT GIFS AND OH GOD

MISHA.
MISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

CAS/BAL CANON OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES AND HOW PROUD THEY WERE OF EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT I AM DEAD

ALSO WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO CREATE THAT SPECIFIC AU? CAS OR BAL OR BOTH? DID THEY PLAN IT IN BETWEEN SEX AND RUNNING FROM RAPHAEL (WHO IS ~THE SHIT)? THE ALPACA WAS CAS' IDEA. SUBSEQUENTLY, MISHA'S SWEATER WAS BAL'S TOUCH.

THIS EPISODE. I'M GOING TO GO CONTINUE WEEPING AND SHAKING AND REWATCHING UNTIL EVERY SECOND OF IT IS BURNED INTO MY MEMORY FOREVER.

HAVE YOU WATCHED IT YET? I guess all you need to know is that Castiel is fighting a civil war in heaven, and Balthazar is his ex-boyfriend and things are Complicated between them.

and jared and jensen aren't talking?!!

YES I WATCHED IT! WHAT EVEN IS THIS!?!? <3

P.S OMG MISHA!!!

MY FAVORITE FANWANK IS THAT JARED AND JENSEN AREN'T TALKING BECAUSE THERE WAS AN INCIDENT INVOLVING DRUNKEN BUTTSEX AND NOW THINGS ARE AWKWARD BETWEEN THEM.

"OMG MISHA" IS LIKE MY DEFAULT STATE OMG. IKR?!?

i thought that was pretty much what the writers were aiming for! lulz lulz lulllllllz!

IT'S SO GLORIOUS, THE WHOLE SEASON HAS BEEN SO GLORIOUS

HAHAHAHAHA Z I LOVE YOU

I WOULD REWATCH THIS EP WITH YOU, we should do that again. DEATH OF THE AUTHOR. Though I was thinking, if Misha and thus the Jimmy suit dies in that universe, then it's a chance for Clairestiel to come back!

CASTIEL AND BALTHAZAR HAVE SO MANY TANGLED FEELINGS Z AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH FDFJLJSLFKJKDFJLDSJKFD i love it i love them oh so much

LOL OF COURSE I WOULD RETURN FOR THIS EPISODE AND I WOULD LIKE to thank tumblr, hahaha, for being crazy prompt with all kinds of graphics.

IDK, DID THEY EVER VISIT THAT DIMENSION BEFORE? DID SOME RENEGADE ANGELS RUN AWAY TO THIS MAGICLESS UNIVERSE TO BECOME HUMAN, LIKE CONSCIENTOUS OBJECTORS OR SOMETHING? I HAVE TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN CAS AND BAL BETWEEN 6x03 and 6x15 BECAUSE OMG IT SEEMED LIKE MANY FEELINGS WERE EXCHANGED.

LASSSSSSSSSS! This episode. This episode!!

With all those tiny moments of JOY and ANGST and JEALOUSY and FRUSTRATION.

THEY'RE SAYING HI TO US. HI. HI FELLAS HI.
4th wall officially broken, y/y?

But, but the best part was Dean and castiel looking at each other in the end. I think I can stare DAYS at that gif.

As for the BAMF in your last .gif, I first thought it was supposed to be Edlund, but many people have made a case for Serge Ladourceur, director of photography and responsible for the beautiful lightening of our cast, among other awesome things.

I reckon the fourth wall broke a long time ago and they only occasionally like to remind us of this fact via crackpisodes and a metric ton of gay chicken. Yeah people seem to be settling on that it's Serge. Okay then, I was just wondering. It would've been funny as Edlund too. M. Night Level douchiness!

ALL THE TIME I AM THINKING, "WHY DON'T I REWATCH 6x15 RIGHT NOW??"

<333333333339805897589!!!!

WE SHOULD WE SHOULD omg. I love syncwatching with you, always a pleasure. DEATH OF THE AUTHOR INDEED OMFG. Can I say, I was relieved when I realized that when they killed Misha and then like everyone else, it meant that when Show declared that this TV-show world was unmagical, it did not ACTUALLY MEAN that show was declaring that OUR world was unmagical? Because obviously real Misha is not dead!

AND YES EVERY CHANCE FOR CLAIRESTIEL YES. :D

ALSO. Totally want to read that fic where Alternate Universe J2 have to be Sam and Dean for real, but because they are Alternate Universe J2 they aren't buds but two actors who don't talk or really get along much! It would be like S1 sort of where they are awkwardly treading around each other and kinda maybe fighting and omg!

angels are clearly just SO GOOD AT EYEFUCKING. at implying they have totally had sex with their eyes. at each other. First Cas and Anna, now Cas and Balthazar, omfg they looooove each otherrrrr eeeeeee

OKAY THIS PROBABLY WON'T HAPPEN FOR LIKE ANOTHER WEEK OR SOMETHING hahahaha oh god i am gonna be so busy. BUT I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO SOULWATCHING IT TOGETHER WITH YOOOOUUUUU.

I WONDER WHAT THE FAKE!CAST IS LIKE AT CONS. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THE MISHALECKI.

Maybe the not talking thing is a recent thing and it happened because of a drunken buttfuck incident that ended up in awkwardness? BUT FAKE!J2 USED TO BE GOOD FRIENDS BEFORE IT?!

I WANT THE SCENE WHERE BALTHAZAR IS LAYING OUT HIS CRAZY CRAZY PLAN TO DISTRACT VIRGIL WITH SAM&DEAN AND CAS IS JUST LIKE, ":|... OKAY FINE." I want the scene of all the times Balthazar just happened to appear and save Cas from Raphael's forces.

"You keep showing up," Castiel says.

"You keep almost dying," Balthazar replies.

MY JAW WAS PRETTY MUCH DROPPED THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS WATCHING. WAY TO OUT-META YOURSELF KRIPKE. ESPECIALLY WITH THE MISHA AND THE TWEETS AND GEN AND THE OTTERSSSSSS.

Also, Sam totally had sex with Gen.

AND THE DEATH OF THE KRIPKE.

I PRETTY MUCH NEED SAM/GEN FIC IMMEDIATELY FOREVER.

MISHA ACTUALLY POSTED THOSE TWEETS. I AM SO ENTERTAINED. ALSO, I LOVED THE CALL-OUT TO BOB SINGER, HAHAHAHAHA. AND THE COMMENT ABOUT YOU ANSWER THE HATEMAIL IF WE SKIP THE SITTING ON THE IMPALA AND TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS SCENE.

I am with you on the busy page, uh huh. I keep saying "this week is crunch time!" but really this week is crunch time. also the week after next. :P stupid school, always telling me it's crunch time. BUT THERE WILL BE SPN IN THE END. all things end but not spn rewatches :D

WHAT IS ALT UNIVERSE MISHALECKI OH MY GOD XD Rich tan cowboy Jared and smiling ohm-shirt Misha. HEE.

I like your drunken buttfuck theory of alt-J2. the french mistake! It would complete the dual meaning of the ep title! :DDD

omg themmmmm. their historyyyyyy. all the backstory that shows Balthazar proving himself to earn Cas's trust/ Cas's growing desperation leading to trusting balthazar even though Balthazar hasn't actually proved himself recently!

can you imagine the combined sass of Balthazar and Uriel, sassing each other together in one room? oh man, that room would not be a strong enough vessel to contain it.

SPN REWATCHES LIVE ON FOREVERRRRR

I BET JARED LETS MISHA RIDE THE ALPACA.

Apparently the drunken buttfuck thing was more obvious to other people than it was to me. They were like DUH. I was like oh. Maybe if I were a bigger J2 shipper I might've noticed it.

URIEEEEEL, I miss him, ngl. WANT HIM BACK. I have recently been convinced of Uriel/Alastair... Maybe I'll tell you more later. I have a little headcanon also where Balthazar's a little starry-eyed over Gabriel, and when Bal discovered Cas and Gabe have had dealings, he's all, "REALLY?! WHAT'S HE LIIIIIKE?"

THE ALPACA OH GOD. YESSSS YOU KNOW HE DOES. except for the part where if a grown man tried to sit on an alpaca he'd break its back. Anyway, this is clearly why Gen is so upset, because Jared and Misha and Gen all hung out a lot ~~and had sex~~. And then Misha would take the alpaca on walks, because being seen with an alpaca would be great for his internet popularity.

LOLOL I didn't think of it even! But it's a great option. Though Gen was like, Jensen you've never been over to our house before. :P But obviously that's because Jared married Gen AFTER the incident, and Jensen has been so bitter about it and mad at her that he avoids their happily-married home.

I could be tooootally convinced of Uriel/Alastair. Uriel let Alastair out of that devil's trap... obviously that means they're having hatesex!

I LOVE THIS IDEA - that you have a within-the-narrative explanation for it and not just for-narrative-purposes. Balthazar is a Gabe fanboy! oh their love for creature comforts like silky boxer shorts and cake and sex and jumping on the bed. Balthazar somehow learns of Gabe's final message to the Winchesters in the form of a porno and he totally steals it from them and watches it with little sentimental tears in his eyes.

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