HE WILL MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE.

[whynot]

Tell me, Lass, was it a coincidence that you came back from hiatus the week 6x15 would be airing?


GUYS. AN ALPACA. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THE BLINDFOLD IN THIS 'VERSE WOULD BE LIKE?? JENSEN/ALPACA ALL OVER THE PLACE, I TELL YOU.

GEN/OTTERS OTP, THOUGH.

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One episode tag we need is Sam/Ruby angst via Sam/Gen. Another episode tag we need is a "MEANWHILE..." with Jared and Jensen. Were they hanging out with Balthazar? Balthazar/Jared/Jensen, is what I'm saying. It seems like fake!J2 and Balthazar have things in common.

REQUISITE POSTING OF THE DEAN/CAS EYEFUCKAGE FOR ALL OF OUR JOYS:

<3___<3 FOREVER

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I AM <3___<3 FOREVER AT? A HINT:



LOOK, THEY'RE ABOUT TO MAKE OUT.


SORRY, DEAN, BUT SOMETIMES BROS JUST GOTTA 'CEST IT UP, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH YOU GUYS, BALTHAZAR is on Cas's side. He gave the weapons to Cas. CAS CONVINCED HIM TO PICK UP ARMS AND FIGHT TOGETHER AGAIN AAAAAAHHHH LIKE THE OLD DAYS AAAAAAHHHH brotherrrrsss. WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, BALTHAZAR? I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS.

I MEAN YOU GUYS SAW BALTHAZAR'S STAB WOUND IN THE BEGINNING, RIGHT? DID HE GET STABBED SHOVING CAS OUT OF DANGER hahahahajfkdljsfk & CAS, WHAT THREAT, WHAT PROMISE, WHAT YELLOW CRAYON MOMENT AND HOW MANY BLOW JOBS DID IT TAKE TO GET YOUR BROTHER BACK? YOU GOT YOUR BROTHER BACK, CAS, OMGGGGGG. Or maybe it's too soon to say? I am a little attached to my angsty headcanon for them. One of the things I hadn't dared to hope for was Cas/Bal reconciliation, but once again S6 reveals my lack of faith. "Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling," S6 says to me, as it makes Misha Collins canon.

You guys you guys, Balthazar is looking at Cas with such smug fondness, and Cas at Balthazar with such RELUCANT BROODING GRATITUDE (broooood) and GIVE ME ALL THE FICS ABOUT THE REGRETTABLE THINGS THEY DO FOR EACH OTHER. I WANT FICS OF THEM FIGHTING THE WAR TOGETHERRRRR. Fics of them scrambling for the hidden weapons while Sam and Dean distract Virgil!

Was Balthazar trying to send Sam and Dean to this world specifically? On purpose? Is this what Cas was didn't wanna know about when Balthazar said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it"?

Whatever. ANGEL BOYFRANS SAVING EACH OTHER FROM RAPHAELS <3333 "STEP AWAY FROM HIM," and I was all omgggggg. \o/

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THEY ARE ACTUALLY FILMING THE EPISODE THAT IS AIRING. WILD. I thought for sure they were gonna film an S4 episode. Well-played using the fake!episode as an exposition tool! BUT OKAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SCENE THEY FILMED. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THESE LINES PLEASE:

Cas: "Balthazar is no hero, but he knows Raphael will never take him back."
Dean: [~GRIMLY.] "And yet you somehow got no problem with it."

MY SHIP MY SHIP, BOOOOOTH MY SHIIIIIPS. Now I want to watch the fake!episode because apparently the eyefuckage and Dean jealousy over Cas/Bal was OFF THE CHARTS. OFF. Fake!universe, I like you, even if your Misha is dead.

BREAK FOR CREEPER!MISHA (is there any other kind?)


IN MEMORIAM




Fake!Misha, you will live on in our hearts, you attractive crying man, you.

Misha/hobo OTP.

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I am also happy that Sam's Spanish has improved since S1, and that JENSEN IS AN ENYA FAN, and EVERYTHING ABOUT JARED AND GEN'S MANSION OF ~*AWESOME*~. And the wink:

THEY'RE SAYING HI TO US. HI. HI FELLAS HI.

I wanna know more about how the RPF works in this 'verse. The Jensen/Gen. The Misha/Gen. Are J2 not talking because there was an awkward misunderstanding involving buttsex? Who is Misha better friends with? Does he sometimes have to act as a buffer between feuding!J2?

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS BAMF?



Also I was watching The Godfather I and II for the umpteeth time a few days ago, and this much is clear: Sam Winchester is Michael Corleone.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/47157.html | comments]

Comments

[monsterfan.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad this is the first post-6.15 post I've read. I was...disheartened and dissatisfied after last night, and you've reminded me that instead of dwelling on what should never be, I should concentrate on what is. You know, the important things: eye fucking and angelcest. Thanks, darling. :)

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Aww, I'm sorry about your dissatisfaction. Yes, come join in the happy! There's a lot of it to go around! Cas and Balthazar are totally having reconciliation sex, and Cas and Dean continue to angst at each other in their delicious delicious way. <33

[nyoka.livejournal.com]

Cas: "Balthazar is no hero, but he knows Raphael will never take him back."
Dean: [~GRIMLY.] "And yet you somehow got no problem with it."

Haha, how did I miss this???!!!!

Ben is always good at winking at the Dean/Cas and I somehow missed this precious jealous!Dean moment. Ah, Dean.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT ELSE HAPPENED IN THAT SCENE. How did they start talkign about Balthazar in the first place?! Is Cas trying to make them work together with Balthazar?! omg fake!6x15.

I MISSED YOU, DARLING. I MISSED OUR FEELINGS ON D/C. BUT HERE WE ALL ARE NOOOOOWWWW <3333

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

IT REALLY IS THE BEST THAT THEY WERE FILMING THE VERY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING. show.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

A CAS/BAL REFERENCE INTRODUCED IN THE FIRST ACT.

[callowyn]

ASJKFHALJKHGJKREHRKJGFLKDJSFJK
FDJHGLREIUHJDFKSKJHFDSLKASD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW DID CASTIEL CONVINCE BALTHAZAR TO BE ON HIS SIDE, HOW HOW HOW HOW
WHAT DOES BOBBY THINK OF J2 AND DO THEIR SPNVERSE SHENANIGANS ~HEAL THE RIFT~ AND RESULT IN BUTTSEX



THE WINGS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

THROUGH BLOW JOBS AND HAND JOBS AND BRINGING OUT STORIES ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN THEY WERE RIGHTEOUS TOGETHER, WARRIORS TOGETHER, BROTHERS TOGETHER AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, BALTHAZAR? BUT OH CASTIEL, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. PUSHING EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY NEVER KNOW HOW TO LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE. WHO BREAKS FIRST?

Hahaha, they're in the panic room RIGHT NOW.

I think I'm the only one who is meh about the wings. Something about his facial expression and the featheriness and how they should be BIIIIGGEEEERRRR.

[switchbladesis.livejournal.com]

There was so much awesome in this episode, I cannot hold it all in my mind at once. I am only human. I have only one face, and it is of a switchbladesis, not a lion.

Hold me, Lass. Hold me.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I'M CLINGING AS HARD AS I CAN.

I SHIP RAPHAEL/CASTIEL HARDER THAN EVER, AND DID BALTHAZAR SAY HE GOT CAS'S SWORD BACK FROM MEG FOR HIM? NOW I SHIP BALTHAZAR/MEG TOO.

[august-monsoon.livejournal.com]

OMG BALTHAZAR'S FACE WHEN CAS HAD HIS BAMF WINGS OF BAMF LIGHTNING AND ALL THAT JAZZ. PRICELESS. SUCH A SMUG LOOK OF YEAH THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND. I SQUEED.

I'm pretty sure the guy who dodged the bullets is meant to Ben Edlund, it was written by him after all. If Kripke gets an epic death of LOTR proportions Edlund should at least be able to dodge bullets like boss.

But Misha! WHYYY??? Did not see that coming, I thought original!Meg was gonna be back....

At least we got the attractive crying man and the scary man quote.
Spirit of Misha/Hobo is a ship for reals.

Also, what happened to real fake!J2?(now there's something I thought I'd never say) Were they in the 'real' supernatural world wandering around Bobby's house being like WTF why is this set so big and termite-y? 'Cause that's a show I would watch.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

THE DOZENS OF STORIES THAT BALTHAZAR'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ABOUT CASTIEL CAN TELL. IS HE REMEMBERING THE OLD DAYS? SEEING CAS GET ALL SMITEY MAKES BALTHAZAR NOSTALGIC. Cas exudes power again, whereas lately he seems so tired.

I WAS SO SURPRISED AT MISHA!DEATH. WELL-TROLLED, SHOW.

Does this magicless world means there are no ghosts? I really want the ghost of Misha to haunt this poor hobo.

I KIND OF WANT FAKE!CWRPF A LOT. I BET IT WOULD BE TEN TIMES AS HLIARIOUS.

Corleone

[auroramama]

Awesome reaction post. Will be reading this one aloud to Dear Spouse, just like a fic.

Re: Corleone

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I would've loved to hear you vocalize the keysmash. XD

[ellethill.livejournal.com]

Cas: "Balthazar is no hero, but he knows Raphael will never take him back."
Dean: [~GRIMLY.] "And yet you somehow got no problem with it."

Haha, how did I miss that, how?????? Thank you for pointing it out!
Also, the winks, the winiking aajsdgahsgdkasdf!!

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I want to see the fake episode properly acted! Dean getting pissy over Cas/Bal is one of my FAVORITES. All >:( and Cas is just like D: and everything is regrettable things and nothing hurts.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

This was the greatest meta episode I've ever seen. I laughed and laughed until I cried. Also, omg so fucking gay. I love it I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT ALL. EVERYONE MAKE OUT POST HASTE.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

IKR IKR IKRRRRR. WHEN CASTIEL AND BALTHAZAR WERE WALKING TO EACH OTHER, I WAS TOTALLY NOT THINKING, "OMG THEY ARE GONNA MAKE OUT right now."

OR WAS I.

These two and their feelings. I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR RECONCILIATION.

[wandersfound.livejournal.com]

MY SHIP MY SHIP, BOOOOOTH MY SHIIIIIPS. Now I want to watch the fake!episode because apparently the eyefuckage and Dean jealousy over Cas/Bal was OFF THE CHART
Ahahaha I didn't even catch that Dean was trying to eyefuck Misha!Cas at first, that's how bad his ~acting was. XDDD

This episode made me really really like Balthazar. I found him interesting in theory before and I think Sebastian Roche is attractive so I was inclined to like him, but he didn't really do much so I couldn't go beyond just thinking he was pretty much okay, but now I like him a lot. :D

I am trying to imagine fake!Misha playing Jimmy. Fake!Misha in Stonehenge Apocalypse. OMG FAKE!MISHA AT CONS.
I like how his voice got all squeaky.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I love pretty much how the direction they seem to be giving Dean is "LOOK AT CAS MORE INTENSELY. MORE. MORE INTENSITY." <3333 fake!show after my own heart.

Oh man, if I didn't already adore Balthazar, his "Yes, you did. Twice!" at Dean would've totally sealed the deal. I kind of adore his scorning of the Winchesters. SUCH A PETTY DICK.

FAKE!MISHA AT CONS OMFG BE STILL MY HEART. I CANNOT EVENNNNNNNNNN.

[fireflower314.livejournal.com]

Also also, Cas being all "*WINGFLARE*" and the camera cutting RIGHT to Dean. Oh Show, you do know your fanbase! <3

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

SHOW HAS BEEN SO GOOD TO ME THIS SEASON, ARE THEY LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO MY BRAIN?!?

[dotfic.livejournal.com]

Can't. Stop. Staring. At. The. Eyefucking gif. and wiiiiiiiings. Castiel's wings on display again was on my S6 wishlist only I took it off because seeing an angel's wings has too often meant dead angel but we got the wings witout Cas having to be dead and OMG THE LOOK ON DEAN'S FACE. EEeeeeeeeeeeee!

There was lots of crackling jealousy going on. It was awesome.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE AN EYEFUCK SO DELICIOUS AGAIN. And all of Dean's faces have been AMAZING, AS PER USUAL. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE ACTS.

DEAN SHOULD ACT ALWAYS.

[lexhibition.livejournal.com]

The only way this episode could possibly have been better is if everyone was naked.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I don't dare imagine this for fear of combustion.

[qthelights.livejournal.com]

I just want to say, I agree with EVERYTHING in this post.

CAS/BALTHY FOREVER!!

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

YAY 6x15 HIGH FIVE

OMG CAS AND BALTHAZAR ARE SO IN LOVE. THEY SHOULD MAKE OUT ALL THE TIME.

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

I AM GLAD THIS LIVED UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

also omfg Miiiiiiiisha omfg the sweater

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN TO WANT TO FIC. SO MANY CHOICES. WHAT SHOULD I DO, WYRM.

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

OMG I AM GOING TO WATCH THIS TONIGHT! what have i missed in the last... season and a half? will i need to know?! OR ARE THERE ENOUGH LOLZ TO STAND ALONE?

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

HAVE YOU WATCHED IT YET? I guess all you need to know is that Castiel is fighting a civil war in heaven, and Balthazar is his ex-boyfriend and things are Complicated between them.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

do you know I was sitting here and bugging gold_bluepoint (who is sitting here by me) like every ten seconds going "LOL LOOK AT THIS GIF" "LOL LASS SAYS" etc. ILU AND UR POSTS.

Omg I want to watch this ep a kajillion times. I love how in the crack eps, at some point they make it for serious! RIGHT AFTER MISHA BECAME CANON THEY KILLED HIM OMFG I DIED OF LAUGHTER/HORROR/SHOCK ALL AT ONCE. dsfkljfsd the scene with Robert Singer at Bobby's desk!! ALPACAS ARE THE GREENEST ANIMAL, YOU KNOW. Jensen's trailer! ALL THE CAS/BAL I DREAMED OF AND MORE OMFGGG LASS I SHIP IT I SHIP THEIR EYEFUCKING AND REGRETTABLE PLOTTING SO HARD <33333333

also I lol'd at but also totally appreciated Cas's gratuitous shadow wings :DDDDD wiiiings ooooo

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA Z I LOVE YOU

I WOULD REWATCH THIS EP WITH YOU, we should do that again. DEATH OF THE AUTHOR. Though I was thinking, if Misha and thus the Jimmy suit dies in that universe, then it's a chance for Clairestiel to come back!

CASTIEL AND BALTHAZAR HAVE SO MANY TANGLED FEELINGS Z AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH FDFJLJSLFKJKDFJLDSJKFD i love it i love them oh so much

[metonomia.livejournal.com]

LASS LASS OH LASS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT YOU RETURNED TO US FOR THIS EPISODE WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOUR COMMENTARY AND EXCELLENT GIFS AND OH GOD

MISHA.
MISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

CAS/BAL CANON OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES AND HOW PROUD THEY WERE OF EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT I AM DEAD

ALSO WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO CREATE THAT SPECIFIC AU? CAS OR BAL OR BOTH? DID THEY PLAN IT IN BETWEEN SEX AND RUNNING FROM RAPHAEL (WHO IS ~THE SHIT)? THE ALPACA WAS CAS' IDEA. SUBSEQUENTLY, MISHA'S SWEATER WAS BAL'S TOUCH.

THIS EPISODE. I'M GOING TO GO CONTINUE WEEPING AND SHAKING AND REWATCHING UNTIL EVERY SECOND OF IT IS BURNED INTO MY MEMORY FOREVER.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

LOL OF COURSE I WOULD RETURN FOR THIS EPISODE AND I WOULD LIKE to thank tumblr, hahaha, for being crazy prompt with all kinds of graphics.

IDK, DID THEY EVER VISIT THAT DIMENSION BEFORE? DID SOME RENEGADE ANGELS RUN AWAY TO THIS MAGICLESS UNIVERSE TO BECOME HUMAN, LIKE CONSCIENTOUS OBJECTORS OR SOMETHING? I HAVE TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN CAS AND BAL BETWEEN 6x03 and 6x15 BECAUSE OMG IT SEEMED LIKE MANY FEELINGS WERE EXCHANGED.

[smilla02.livejournal.com]

LASSSSSSSSSS! This episode. This episode!!

With all those tiny moments of JOY and ANGST and JEALOUSY and FRUSTRATION.

THEY'RE SAYING HI TO US. HI. HI FELLAS HI.
4th wall officially broken, y/y?

But, but the best part was Dean and castiel looking at each other in the end. I think I can stare DAYS at that gif.

As for the BAMF in your last .gif, I first thought it was supposed to be Edlund, but many people have made a case for Serge Ladourceur, director of photography and responsible for the beautiful lightening of our cast, among other awesome things.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I reckon the fourth wall broke a long time ago and they only occasionally like to remind us of this fact via crackpisodes and a metric ton of gay chicken. Yeah people seem to be settling on that it's Serge. Okay then, I was just wondering. It would've been funny as Edlund too. M. Night Level douchiness!

ALL THE TIME I AM THINKING, "WHY DON'T I REWATCH 6x15 RIGHT NOW??"

[marycontraire.livejournal.com]

MY JAW WAS PRETTY MUCH DROPPED THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS WATCHING. WAY TO OUT-META YOURSELF KRIPKE. ESPECIALLY WITH THE MISHA AND THE TWEETS AND GEN AND THE OTTERSSSSSS.

Also, Sam totally had sex with Gen.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

AND THE DEATH OF THE KRIPKE.

I PRETTY MUCH NEED SAM/GEN FIC IMMEDIATELY FOREVER.