THE BEST DAMN FLIST IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

[whynot]

Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! I am reaching through the internet to hug you all right now. Right now. DO YOU FEEL IT? DO YOU FEEL THE HUG?? \o/

ALSO SOME AMAZING WONDERFUL PEOPLE HAVE MADE ME AMAZING WONDERFUL PRESENTS AND OMG I MUST SHARE THESE DIAMONDS WITH YOU SO YOU CAN ENJOY THEM AS I HAVE. GO LOVE ON THESE PEOPLE, LOVE THEM HARD.

OKAY OKAY. FIRST WE START WITH NOVAKCESTVERSE. You know, that 'verse where Jimmy Novak and his twin Jacob Glaser nee Novak grew up as hunters, and then it all gets a little familiar? For a brief history of this disco of the id, Cally has delicioused all the Novakcest to date. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MISHA'S FACE/MISHA'S FACE IS OTP?

Shifters Lie by callowyn, brain twin & co-conspirator | Novakcestverse | Jimmy/Jacob | PG13 | comic | OMG ILU CALLY | ILUSM
Season one, "Skin." The pressure keeps building, and Jimmy still won't answer Jacob.

Then back on my feet and cry for you by glassyskies, secret psychic | Novakcestverse | Jimmy/Jacob | PG13 | 3000 words
Preseries. The problem is that Jimmy Novak has perhaps fallen in love.

Right, can I say something about Skies's fic here, like is she maybe psychic, or perhaps a prophet? A CRUEL CAPRICIOUS GOD? There is a scene in her fic that pretty much flows seamlessly out of

what if jimmy gets so fed up with failed hunts and the claustrophobia of the house that he decides to, like, HUNT A THING ON HIS OWN
jimmy has more to prove to himself
AND SOMETHING GOES WRONG
AND JACOB HAS TO SAVE HIM?
FOR THE FIRST TIME
BUT NOT THE LAST
thus establishing a theme
jacob knows jimmy's tells
knows jimmy's up to something
“where are you going?” “out.”
IS THIS THAT TIME JIMMY NEARLY DIES
a hunt in the woods?!
"YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO ALONE"
DAMMIT JIMMY
and later, for that bloody moment hovering between life or death, everything is true and real. everything hurts and nothing does.
jimmy's bloody fingers leaving streaks on jacob's face
there are tears
half-verbalized apologies
I didn't mean for any of this
it's okay it's okay it doesn't matter. and in that moment they mean it. they mean all of it.

. Whether she's psychic, prophet, god, or just plain awesome, Novakcest is glad to have her.

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN. ART FOR MY SAM FICS JFKSLJFKLDJFLJF BY THE STUNNINGLY TALENTED AUGUST MONSOOOOOOOOON.

Little Amazon Woman by august_monsoon, ass-kicking artist | SPN | girl!Sam | G
Art for All That Glitters (girl!Sam, Dean; PG13).

Along Every Horizon fic banner by august_monsoon, beautiful soul | SPN | THE DESERT *____* | G
Banner for Along Every Horizon (Sam; PG13).

AND THEN. AND THENNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Did you know I love crossovers? I am mad for them. I'M NUTS FOR THEM. So HEY, DO YOU LIKE SPN? DO YOU LIKE H50? DO YOU LIKE THEM together? God, of course you do, and Murron is a magic maker.

Hau'oli la hanau by murron, wonder woman | Hawaii 5-0/SPN | surprise pairing(s) | PG13 | 1144 words
Steve doesn't lock his door.

And now here is a piece of non-fiction.

when the stars come home to roost by animus_wyrmis, be_themoon, & zempasuchil; sisters from another mister | REAL PERSON TRUTH | PG13 | infinite joy
WE HAVE A MAGICAL ADVENTURE.

What the everloving hell did I ever do to deserve you beautiful people in my life, oh my holy christ, I love you all so much fklsfjllkewfl thank you oh thank you <333333333333456

Comments

[puckling]

I missed your birthday! D: /o\ HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!

In other news I have been thinking thoughts about samurai!Arthur and tea master!Merlin. I am not 100% sure what those thoughts are or where they're going, but I have them.

[whynot]

It's cool, bb, no worries! Thank you!

HMMM I AM INTRIGUED BY THE PRESENCE OF THESE THOUGHTS IN YOUR HEAD.