We don't suffer from insanity; we enjoy every minute of it.

[whynot]

WAIT, MAYBE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MISHA IN YOUR LIFE. callowyn and I can help you out. This is more from the 'verse where Jacob and Jimmy are twins who hunt things and save people. Growing up in Pontiac is never boring when you want to fuck your brother and have to kill werewolves after school! You can find previous installments under this tag.

Random Jacob Novak Fact of the Day: He picked the name Glaser because he and Jimmy were big "Starsky & Hutch" fans growing up. (Paul Michael Glaser played David Starsky.)


1x17, "hell house" prank war

jacob + tie-dye = JIMMY IS FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT

4x06, yellow fever


5x04verse, cas learns to drive.

cas, watch the road. cas, seriously, don't hit anything. cas, if you total my car, I will end you. that's a mailbox.

5x06, antichrist episode

HAIRY PALMS

6x09, 'clap your hands if you believe'

"nipples?"

6x15, meta episode. jacob has stage fright.


5x22-ish, FOR HOOOOOOOOOURS

jacob can name every single one. jimmy's the one who remembers the myths about them.




HIGH SCHOOL

the awkward adolescence, the lack of space, pouring bullets for their mom
sparring with each other was part of their training, of course they got too close
jacob got the growth spurt early and for a year was two inches taller than jimmy, and never lets him live it down
it's 'cause I drink my milk, he brags. jimmy kicks his feet out from under him.
sometimes jacob lets him win
sometimes jimmy lets him win

jimmy hanging out with some high school friends and someone makes a crack about jacob. jimmy's like, "hey."

jimmy defends his brother when shit-talking comes up, but y'know.
maybe they have a point
people made fun of jacob but were wary of him too on account of that time some guys shoved him around and jacob totally kicked their asses

school picture day was an exercise in one-upmanship

oh if only they went to school everyday dressed like this
and then they switch hats and no one knows


"yeah, mom, we're fine, why aren't you back yet?"



MIT ERA


this is why jacob has no friends

MAYBE JACOB RUNS THE RADIO SHOW AS A JOKE, LIKE, TONGUE-IN-CHEEK LISTENING TO MONSTER STORIES, BUT ACTUALLY IT IS TRYING TO FIND HIMSELF NEW HUNTS
TO FIND HUNTS AND TO TROLL IDIOTS
HIS TWO FAVORITE THINGS
jimmy, listening, is always on the verge of panicking and yelling at jacob for giving them away
but does he perk up sometimes when jacob says something jimmy taught him?
or vaguely mentions 'my brother'
HAS JIMMY EVER CALLED THE RADIO SHOW AND HUNG UP BEFORE JACOB COULD ANSWER?
AMELIA IS LIKE "WHO WAS THAT"
"WRONG NUMBER"
JIMMY HAS THE NUMBER MEMORIZED
THANKS TO JACOB'S VOICE SAYING IT AT THE END OF EVERY SHOW

does jacob ever get really hurt on one of his boston hunts and FINALLY CALLS?
amelia picks up the phone

jacob doesn't leave a message.
"jimmy, is that you?"
JIMMY DID YOU CALL EARLIER?
jimmy knows who it is
stomach drops
ames, what did I say?
nothing. you didn't say anything.
jimmy needs to knoooooooow
but what if jimmy's wrong, what if this is a stupid misunderstanding
why would jacob call?
what did he want to say?
does he want to come back?
should i call him back?
jimmy thinks about it all week
jacob will call again, he thinks, if it's that important
was jacob calling to apologize?
should he apologize?
maybe it's time
yeah maybe jacob has the right idea, maybe it's time, maybe jimmy should--
no.
no, he's not the one who left
fuck that, jimmy's not the one who left
and then he thinks of That Summer
traces the number to a hospital just outside of boston
shit shit shit shit shit
picks up the phone every time it rings, even when he knows it's just telemarketers.
"jimmy, what's the matter?"
nothing, nothing, everything's fine


it's not stalking, jimmy just wants to make sure his brother is doing okay


mid-presentation at the conference, jacob falters for a second. did he just see who he thought he saw?



SEASON 1

"DONT CALL ME JIMBO."
the nickname jars, no one has called him that in a long time
jacob too, it feels strange in his mouth
they both stumble on the moment. for a moment they are exposed.
neither notice the other falter, too intent on covering their own vulnerability.

"get your feet off the table." "okay, jimbo. "stop calling me jimbo." "okay, jimbo."
IT'S JIMMY
sure jimbo
whatever, glaser
...jimmy may have just depressed himself by accident.



okay, college boy, get to the point
"jimmy, look, this isn't that hard, if you just derive–"

jimmy doesn't understand that reference
he has picked up basic calculus in sheer self-defence


it was jimmy who forsook hunting when he married amelia

he falls back into the life like he never left it

jacob and jimmy are both still a little wary and confused
sneaking glances. feeling things out. what does he want from me?
jacob isn't sure what's fallen into his lap
blessing, curse, mistake, destiny, regression
does he and should he still want this
and what can be done about it if he does
and most importantly, what does jimmy feel?
jimmy, locked inside his grief
even ignoring the rest, jacob has never been able to resist a puzzle
what happens if i do this?
if i say this?
trial and error, process of elimination
if you take jimmy apart, what is left?
if you take jimmy apart, what is left of jacob?



And hey, remember the MIT Physics Macaw? The one that Jacob knows is actually a cockatoo but keeps calling a macaw to piss off Professor Kurt Mendel?



Jacob's sole confessor has gone meme, courtesy of Cally's graphicking. I was gonna link to the memegenerator template so you guys can make some more and submit it to the Physics Macaw tumblog that has mysteriously appeared, but the template seems to have vanished... Oh well. Here, have one more while we figure it out. ETA: Figured! Cally has reuploaded the Physics Macaw meme template for us all.

Comments

[glassyskies.livejournal.com]

LOOK I CAN'T FUCKING FUNCTION. AWESOME OVERLOAD. OMG. AND I MAY HAVE TEARED UP A BIT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

MY HEART.

MY HEART.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

:D omg <33 The next part of the plan is to write actualfax drabbles for this, but we keep getting distracted by these pictures of Misha's face and the many things it can do.

[cugami.livejournal.com]

I just want to say I love this ENTIRE VERSE. Even if I don't say much. lol so keep going.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

<3

Honestly I think it would be more difficult to get us to stop.

[copper-on-mars.livejournal.com]

*___* I love this 'verse. I want it to be a show. Are you listening, Sera Gamble (I mean, God)?

Special love for Physics Macaw.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I want it to be a show.
Alas, it'll have to be a multimedia internet group project instead.

The Physics Macaw is my not-so-secret favorite. XD

[scarletsherlock.livejournal.com]

<3333333333333333333333

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

AND TO YOU, SIR.

[emerald-embers.livejournal.com]

*_*

THAT IS ALL

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

[august-monsoon.livejournal.com]

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

I HAVE MUCH LOVE FOR THIS, AND FOR YOU TWO. ♥_♥

<33333333333333333

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

<33 As the Physics Macaw would say, DENSITY IS MASS OVER VOLUME SQUAAWWRK.

[wandersfound.livejournal.com]

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that is pretty much all

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

LOOK

WHAT

YOU'VE

DONE

[hiza-chan.livejournal.com]

So I didn't read the first part? And I was like, what the hell. I am confused. BUT NOW I AM INTRIGUED BY TWINS AND THERE IS LOTS OF MISHA IN THIS POST.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

The gist of this whole 'verse is, "WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF IT WERE MISHAFACE O'CLOCK all the time?" and we're not pretending otherwise. So yeah, we attached a lot of the plot for SPN onto Jacob (of Stonehenge Apocalypse fame) and Jimmy, put the Winchesters in the Novak role, and then cast our net into tumblr. VOILA: this 'verse.

[saucery.livejournal.com]

NEVER HAS BRAIN-BREAKAGE BEEN SO JOYOUS. ALSO, THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME REALIZE THAT I NEEDED ANOTHER PSEUDO-INCESTUOUS CO-DEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP IN SUPERNATURAL. ONE CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY OF THOSE.

P.S. Also, are you aware of this shiny new fandom? Of course you are. Because it brings the slash. Or it will, anyway, when somebody gets off their ass and makes a LiveJournal community for it. (Won't be my ass, though; it has been signed, sealed and delivered to Jarek Wysocki.)

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

YES YES, BROKEN BRAINS FOR EVERYONE. LET MORE MISHA IN.

I've only heard occasional noises about how the show is good, but have not actually watched any nor was I aware there was a fandom. WE'LL SEE.

[nyoka.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS LIFE?

MY HEART. IT YEARNS.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

IT'S THE MISHAFACE SPINOFF. It needs no ratings. Only tumblr.

[insight2.livejournal.com]

HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FRIEND REAL.

*draws hearts around this post*

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

<33 I think the correct question is HOW IS MISHA'S FACE REAL. We look upon it and despaaaaiiir.

[callowyn]

In short:

[metonomia.livejournal.com]

MOST FAVORITE TUMBLR TO EXIST. YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE <333333

[metonomia.livejournal.com]

YOU TWO ARE MY FAVORITE. MY MOST FAVORITE EVER EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

ALWAYS MORE MISHA.

PHYSICS MACAW IS MY FAVORITE. PROBABLY DR KURT MENDEL TEACHES IT PISSY BRITISH THINGS TO YELL AT JACOB, NO? Sometimes it calls him 'darling' and he gets very confused.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

<333 If they ask me whether I am a Jacobgirl or Jimmygirl, I will reply that I am a PhysicsMacawgirl!

I thought "darling" was a Kurt Mendel thing, but when Balthazar said it too, I wonder if Sebastian Roche just feels the compulsive need to call everyone "darling" all the time. He does appear to be quite fond of dumb nicknames. I bet he called Uriel Uri.

[axilet.livejournal.com]

A POST FULL OF MISHA HOTNESS. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE.

PLEASE, JUST. CARRY ON.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

FULL SPEED AHEAD, SET PHASERS TO MISHA.

[hereare-mysins.livejournal.com]

I kinda sorta want this Jacob-Jimmy thing you have going. Just because I fucking love Jimmy and I have a million and one Jimmy is Castiel twin fics WIP in my hard drive right now.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

When I first got into SPN fandom, I didn't expect to love the Novaks this much, but looking back, I realize the first SPN fic I wrote was actually Jimmy POV. FORESHADOWING. jimmyyyyy <3

[cassiopeia7.livejournal.com]

Want, want, WANT!!!

♥♥!!

So this is going to be a new Jimmy-Jacob twin 'verse, then? Sprung fully formed from your genius brain, multichaptered, heavily detailed and illustrated?

*hopes*

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

...You are actually accurate on all counts, though what you call 'genius' is probably 'questionable life decisions' on my and Cally's part. We have three sizable gdocs dedicated to the construction and organization of this 'verse, and I'm beginning to think we need more. So, uh, stay tuned for next time!

[lexhibition.livejournal.com]

lol u guise

[lexhibition.livejournal.com]

BY WHICH I MEAN, obviously, that sometimes Jimmy comes up with the wackiest fucking theories about what they're hunting, and it turns out he's rights. Jacob tries to hide how imressed his is as they load up the car. This is supposed to be his things, he's the one with the unbroken line from then to now. "How'd you come up with that?" he asks, failing to sound casual and Jimmy just shrugs. Jacob doesn't remember. He never paid nearly as much attention to his radio show as the people listening.

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

I've been behind but catching up on these posts--GLORY GLORY GLORY, all of it. The school picture day graphic in particular made me giggle. :D

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

ALLELLUIA FOR THE FACE OF MISHA. Jimmy has the third hat in his bag, ready to whip it out at the last minute and CONQUER.