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Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2011-03-17 11:17 am

We don't suffer from insanity; we enjoy every minute of it.

WAIT, MAYBE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MISHA IN YOUR LIFE. [livejournal.com profile] callowyn and I can help you out. This is more from the 'verse where Jacob and Jimmy are twins who hunt things and save people. Growing up in Pontiac is never boring when you want to fuck your brother and have to kill werewolves after school! You can find previous installments under this tag.

Random Jacob Novak Fact of the Day: He picked the name Glaser because he and Jimmy were big "Starsky & Hutch" fans growing up. (Paul Michael Glaser played David Starsky.)


1x17, "hell house" prank war

jacob + tie-dye = JIMMY IS FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT

4x06, yellow fever


5x04verse, cas learns to drive.

cas, watch the road. cas, seriously, don't hit anything. cas, if you total my car, I will end you. that's a mailbox.

5x06, antichrist episode

HAIRY PALMS

6x09, 'clap your hands if you believe'

"nipples?"

6x15, meta episode. jacob has stage fright.


5x22-ish, FOR HOOOOOOOOOURS

jacob can name every single one. jimmy's the one who remembers the myths about them.




HIGH SCHOOL

the awkward adolescence, the lack of space, pouring bullets for their mom
sparring with each other was part of their training, of course they got too close
jacob got the growth spurt early and for a year was two inches taller than jimmy, and never lets him live it down
it's 'cause I drink my milk, he brags. jimmy kicks his feet out from under him.
sometimes jacob lets him win
sometimes jimmy lets him win

jimmy hanging out with some high school friends and someone makes a crack about jacob. jimmy's like, "hey."

jimmy defends his brother when shit-talking comes up, but y'know.
maybe they have a point
people made fun of jacob but were wary of him too on account of that time some guys shoved him around and jacob totally kicked their asses

school picture day was an exercise in one-upmanship

oh if only they went to school everyday dressed like this
and then they switch hats and no one knows


"yeah, mom, we're fine, why aren't you back yet?"



MIT ERA


this is why jacob has no friends

MAYBE JACOB RUNS THE RADIO SHOW AS A JOKE, LIKE, TONGUE-IN-CHEEK LISTENING TO MONSTER STORIES, BUT ACTUALLY IT IS TRYING TO FIND HIMSELF NEW HUNTS
TO FIND HUNTS AND TO TROLL IDIOTS
HIS TWO FAVORITE THINGS
jimmy, listening, is always on the verge of panicking and yelling at jacob for giving them away
but does he perk up sometimes when jacob says something jimmy taught him?
or vaguely mentions 'my brother'
HAS JIMMY EVER CALLED THE RADIO SHOW AND HUNG UP BEFORE JACOB COULD ANSWER?
AMELIA IS LIKE "WHO WAS THAT"
"WRONG NUMBER"
JIMMY HAS THE NUMBER MEMORIZED
THANKS TO JACOB'S VOICE SAYING IT AT THE END OF EVERY SHOW

does jacob ever get really hurt on one of his boston hunts and FINALLY CALLS?
amelia picks up the phone

jacob doesn't leave a message.
"jimmy, is that you?"
JIMMY DID YOU CALL EARLIER?
jimmy knows who it is
stomach drops
ames, what did I say?
nothing. you didn't say anything.
jimmy needs to knoooooooow
but what if jimmy's wrong, what if this is a stupid misunderstanding
why would jacob call?
what did he want to say?
does he want to come back?
should i call him back?
jimmy thinks about it all week
jacob will call again, he thinks, if it's that important
was jacob calling to apologize?
should he apologize?
maybe it's time
yeah maybe jacob has the right idea, maybe it's time, maybe jimmy should--
no.
no, he's not the one who left
fuck that, jimmy's not the one who left
and then he thinks of That Summer
traces the number to a hospital just outside of boston
shit shit shit shit shit
picks up the phone every time it rings, even when he knows it's just telemarketers.
"jimmy, what's the matter?"
nothing, nothing, everything's fine


it's not stalking, jimmy just wants to make sure his brother is doing okay


mid-presentation at the conference, jacob falters for a second. did he just see who he thought he saw?



SEASON 1

"DONT CALL ME JIMBO."
the nickname jars, no one has called him that in a long time
jacob too, it feels strange in his mouth
they both stumble on the moment. for a moment they are exposed.
neither notice the other falter, too intent on covering their own vulnerability.

"get your feet off the table." "okay, jimbo. "stop calling me jimbo." "okay, jimbo."
IT'S JIMMY
sure jimbo
whatever, glaser
...jimmy may have just depressed himself by accident.



okay, college boy, get to the point
"jimmy, look, this isn't that hard, if you just derive–"

jimmy doesn't understand that reference
he has picked up basic calculus in sheer self-defence


it was jimmy who forsook hunting when he married amelia

he falls back into the life like he never left it

jacob and jimmy are both still a little wary and confused
sneaking glances. feeling things out. what does he want from me?
jacob isn't sure what's fallen into his lap
blessing, curse, mistake, destiny, regression
does he and should he still want this
and what can be done about it if he does
and most importantly, what does jimmy feel?
jimmy, locked inside his grief
even ignoring the rest, jacob has never been able to resist a puzzle
what happens if i do this?
if i say this?
trial and error, process of elimination
if you take jimmy apart, what is left?
if you take jimmy apart, what is left of jacob?



And hey, remember the MIT Physics Macaw? The one that Jacob knows is actually a cockatoo but keeps calling a macaw to piss off Professor Kurt Mendel?



Jacob's sole confessor has gone meme, courtesy of Cally's graphicking. I was gonna link to the memegenerator template so you guys can make some more and submit it to the Physics Macaw tumblog that has mysteriously appeared, but the template seems to have vanished... Oh well. Here, have one more while we figure it out. ETA: Figured! Cally has reuploaded the Physics Macaw meme template for us all.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's do, and maybe one day one of us will cave and finally write the Lisa/Amelia/Anna fic we keep tossing around. \o/

[identity profile] glassyskies.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I seriously think that will get written. SOMEONE'S GONNA CAVE, IT WILL HAPPEN. I already have Misha/Dean, Anna/Jo & Jo/Castiel on the go (totally unrelated stories, or... well, that'd be complicated, right) and probably also some kind of Sassy college AU thing... :S

But you know. You can NEVER have too many projects.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
For real! I think Lisa and Amelia meet each other first, somehow - Amelia and Claire move to Cicero?! - then somehow Anna worms her way in there.

MISHA/DEAN. How wacky, I MUST KNOW MORE. At the top of my WIP list is an Anna/Cas AU, a Claire/skeleton!Cas AU, and a jossed "Cas finds God" fic, but I've also signed up for Mishaleckipalooza and am on the verge of signing up for Remix. I shouldn't sign up for Remix. I SHOULD. I shouldn't. ARGH.

[identity profile] glassyskies.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Amelia and Claire move to Cicero, yeeees, that makes such good sense. And then Ben and Claire meet and eventually Lisa and Amelia see one another and end up chatting away, unaware of all that they have in common until the name Dean Winchester slips out of Lisa's mouth and Amelia freezes, unsure of how much Lisa knows, how she should react.

GAH.

Misha/Dean is possibly the height of stupidity. It's an AU where Lucifer and Michael continue to battle it out on Earth and the whole place is ripping apart at the seams, and the apocalypse has spilled over into the "real" world, hence Misha being there. A lot of realities are colliding and Dean finds Misha (who is a PTSD suffering wreck at this point because EVERYONE HE KNOWS IS DEAD) by the side of the road and mistakes him for Castiel, then thinks he's a demon. Then just doesn't know WTF to think.

ALSO WHY DO ALL YOUR WIPS SOUND SO FUCKING GOOD, WOMAN? I AM JEALOUS AND CURIOUS. (and skeleton!Cas, what?)

It's all very irrational, I don't know.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
YA, and maybe later, once they know of each other's strange pasts, there is some monster or other and Lisa recognizes the signs because Dean taught her a little something. Amelia wants nothing to do with it at first, but Lisa can't just stand by and let people get hurt when she can do something about it. "Come on, Amelia," but Amelia is reluctant and angry because all she wants to do is leave all this behind and lead a normal life, so off Lisa goes. SOMETHING GOES WRONG OH NO, AND LISA IS ABOUT TO MAYBE DIE, but then Amelia appears at the last minute and saves the day and saves Lisa because as much as Amelia doesn't want to revisit this freaky shit, she would hate to lose another person even more, not Lisa, please God not Lisa. There is crying and cuddles.

omg I love angst as a result of absurdity, so your fic sounds A-OK TO ME.

Skeleton!Cas is entirely the fault of [livejournal.com profile] gabby_silang for posting this (http://gabbysilang.tumblr.com/post/808504116/the-only-girl-in-all-the-world-ulterior-motifs) and this (http://gabbysilang.tumblr.com/post/681058168/do-you-trust-me-claire) as Claire/Castiel. Then this (http://community.livejournal.com/thingstiel/1610.html?thread=145482#t145482) happened. And now I have 2K of serialkiller!Claire. Such is fannish alchemy?!

[identity profile] glassyskies.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I FEEL LIKE THE WORLD NEEDS LISA/AMELIA SO FUCKING BAD. I COULD FAINT.

LOLOL I just thought Misha/Dean had to happen. IMPROBABLE ANGST OMG.

Also, I perhaps have like... kind of an obsession with bones in general. So I am obviously chewing my nails with excitement over herrrre.