whynot: etc: oh deer (i'll stop the world)
2010-04-10 07:23 pm

500th post means 500 things

Voici my 500th post! How better to celebrate than by posting Narnia/Mary Poppins crossover fic about Susan becoming Mary Poppins's assistant, co-written with awesomefaces Betsy and Wyrm? In many ways, it is kind of a perfect summation of my fannish experience. This started as commentfic in separate posts, then we consolidated it in a whirlwind of excitement, and left it to languish for like a year.

Title: Winds To Catch
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] animus_wyrmis, [livejournal.com profile] be_themoon, & [livejournal.com profile] lassiterfics. Because sometimes it takes three people to churn out 1300 words.
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia/Mary Poppins
Characters: Susan Pevensie, Mary Poppins
Rating: PG
Summary: "Come with me," Mary says, and Susan doesn't hesitate because this is the second chance she thought she'd already lost alongside everyone who could give it to her.

She has her umbrella, and they both have the winds.

~
SPN crossovers I wanna read/write: Narnia, Fight Club, Lucifer, X-Files )

Some little bird told me it's fandom appreciation week. I can get behind those sentiments. Hey, fandom! I like you. I would even go so far as to say I like you a lot. Let's go for a malt sometime and write epic commentfic (LIKE A BOSS), OTP crossover ships (LIKE A BOSS), and swear that this fic is gen (oh fuck me I can't fuckin do it shiiiit). Seriously, guys, with your Giant Squid fics, and your sympathy for the 'villain', and your thoughtful worldbuilding, and your willingness to let joy get out of hand, and your furious shaking of shoddy canon until plausibility and/or glee falls out,



<333333

In conclusion, Hipster Puppies and Cute Boys With Cats.
whynot: etc: oh deer (winter of our discontent)
2010-02-27 06:03 am

Narnia: Christmas Past

Written for [livejournal.com profile] marycontraire's fandom stocking.


Christmas Past
Narnia. Susan, Edmund (Jadis). Rated G. 323 words.
Golden Age fic. It's Christmas, and Edmund and Susan are up early as usual.

He always call her Jadis, never the Witch, as if recalling an old lover. )
whynot: etc: oh deer (the queen save god)
2010-02-02 10:41 am

Merlin/Narnia: Negotiable Things

For Betsy, who requested Susan and Morgana.


Negotiable Things
Merlin/Narnia. Susan Pevensie, Morgana. G. 73 words.

In a London pub, two women. )
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2009-12-29 10:36 pm

Narnia: between here and there

between here and there
Post-TLB. Susan traveling the world. 156 words. G.

she moves often )
whynot: etc: oh deer (golden lights around us)
2009-12-24 04:45 am

Narnia/Where The Wild Things Are: once a king

Where the Wild Things Are/Narnia crossover, because [livejournal.com profile] marycontraire said, "I think you should write an AU where Max is actually Susan's son." Done!

once a king
115 words. Susan & Max, post-movie/book. Rated G.

once a king )
whynot: etc: oh deer (seas would rise when i gave the word)
2009-12-23 06:10 pm

Narnia: too old for lullabyes

Written for [livejournal.com profile] katakokk.

too old for lullabyes
Narnia. PG, Peter/Susan. 627 words. Warning: incestuous.
"That's all the whiskey we have left to drink." Post-Narnia.

too old for lullabyes )
whynot: etc: oh deer (applied phlebotinum)
2009-10-19 07:58 pm

i'm not even going to pretend this time

Man, if you thought 'Sea Change' and the Revolutionsverse was bad, heads up. This is probably the most pretentious (...and academic discipline- and litigation-inviting) thing I've done to date.

I co-wrote Narnia fic with Emile Durkheim. It's England fic, of which approx 50% is copy-pasted from Durkheim's Elementary Forms of Religious Life. The translation I have is the Joseph Swain one, and it's beautifully written and it reminds me of Narnia ALL THE DAMN TIME. My notes in the margins largely consist of things like "OMG SUSAN" and "the constitutive elements of Aslan" and just, I dunno. Sometimes the book feels like a collection of excerpts from fic. Durkheim totally could've written some bombass Narnia fic if he wanted to. So I made him!

For Z, who loves me anyway.

(I, uh. I should flock this, shouldn't I.)


Forms & Foundations
Narnia. Susan, Edmund. G. Co-written with Emile Durkheim, posthumously.
"This world tells her, You are Susan Pevensie, a whole equal to the sum of her parts, and she wonders what that entails."

The idealization of a world is merely changing the terms of the problem; it is not resolving it or even advancing it. )
whynot: etc: oh deer (golden lights around us)
2009-10-16 01:22 pm

Narnia: Adonai

Written for Narnia Exchange '09. Originally posted here.


Adonai
Narnia. Lucy, Edmund, Susan, Peter(, Aslan?). G. Thanks to Wyrm and Bedlam for the beta.
Lucy knows Aslan by many names.

Adonai )
whynot: etc: oh deer (i'll stop the world)
2009-09-20 09:39 pm

'Adonai'. Lucy. G. Written for Narnia Exchange.

Oren Lavie, the guy who sang the memory tree song on the 'Prince Caspian' soundtrack, has a song called "A Dream Within A Dream". Coincidence?! Did he write that song for the Narnia soundtrack but then it got rejected because it was too dark? Like Imogen Heap, apparently? The lyrics are pretty apt. "Caught within a dream within a dream/A man within a man."

In other Narnia-related news, the fic I wrote for Narnia Exchange is up. This year I ended up writing for [livejournal.com profile] zempasuchil, which I was initially D: at because it can be more difficult writing something for someone you know than someone you don't. But I guess it turned out okay, so hooray! Last year I wrote for someone who didn't even holla back when the fic was posted, which was very sadface. Oh well, no sadfacing now though.

Adonai
Narnia. Lucy, Edmund, Susan, Peter(, Aslan). G. Spoilers for VotDT. Thank you to Wyrm and Bedlam for the beta.
Lucy knows Aslan by many names. ~3300 words
If there’s no water to wash themselves before prayers, the faithful wash themselves with sand.

In Narnia- AND music-related news, there are 3 songs that have become indelibly associated with this fic in my mind, and here is the tracklist in plot-relevant order:
1. Holcombe Waller, "But You"
2. Sufjan Stevens, "To Be Alone With You"
3. Emiliana Torrini, "Serenade"


In my grand tradition of overdoing things, I've uploaded these songs as a sort of mini-soundtrack, and you can download the RAR file here. And yes, I've come to terms with the fact that I am incapable of not including Sufjan Stevens on any sort of fandom-related mix.


Relevant to my fandoms.

...Holy shit, that Santa is pretty terrifying.
whynot: etc: oh deer (i'll stop the world)
2009-08-28 12:33 pm

'The Letters and Conversations of a King of Archenland' for a lovely Wyrm on her birfday

I'm yoinking the neighbor's wireless because [livejournal.com profile] animus_wyrmis is a jolly good fellow and so say all of us! Happy birthday, beloved Wyrrrrrrm. I wrote you Archenland fic, with Lune and Susan hanging out and spyyyymaster Susan. I hear you like such things??


The Letters and Conversations of a King of Archenland
Narnia. G. [livejournal.com profile] be_themoon beta'ed it because she rocks.
Lune, his family, his friends, and some unfortunate members of the Avran nobility.

To what shall we drink? )
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2009-05-27 10:00 am

afterimages [this side of the looking glass] . a narnia fanmix. peter & susan after the fall.

Instead, I will demonstrate my feelings through SONG.

I kept on coming across songs that would fit better on a Susan mix part two (augh Susaaaan). And there is maybe a Morgana mix in the making? Anyway, here are a handful of songs and corresponding microdrabbles about Peter and Susan, post-PC. Rated PG13 for implied incestuous sexings.

afterimages [this side of the looking glass] )
whynot: etc: oh deer (the queen save god)
2009-05-22 09:53 am

'Residue'. Narnia. Peter/Susan. R.

Tagalog word of the day!: tagahalakhak (pronounced tah-gah-hah-LUCK-HUCK), meaning hilarious!

I have these snippets lying around -- a couple of lines from overexcited meta, a few sentences of directionless porn -- that I keep around in case I might want to use them in a fic at some point. A lot of them I can't use because the contexts are really specific and vaguely cracked out, but I'm a packrat. If I get rid of a bunch of stuff, it's usually by accident.

Anywayz, these are Peter/Susan snippets from various exchanges with Bed and Z that I've smushed into one thing. Yanno, as much as I love Peter/Susan, I'm beginning to feel like I've said all I need to say about them. Maybe I need a new lens. Maybe I need to AU this shit up. I wanna read other people/s Peter/Susan.


Residue
Narnia. Peter/Susan. R. 647 words. Warning: incest.
Post-Narnia. They're not afraid of silence.

there is no wolf )
whynot: etc: oh deer (whoresome foursome)
2009-05-12 03:44 am

Merlin/Narnia: memories of memories and thoughts of thoughts

Originally posted here.

memories of memories and thoughts of thoughts
Merlin/Narnia. Merlin & the Pevensies. G. 200 words.
Merlin has seen things change over a thousand years.

they have internalized transience )
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2009-03-10 12:36 am

Sea Change. Co-written with Z. Narnia. Peter, Susan, & Edmund. G.

You thought I was done with you, Narnia, but you should know that I am never done with you.

This started out as commentfic with Z, cracking out about Peter/rock symbolism in PC, and then somehow became the only fic I've written to require a bibliography. For about a month or so, we weirdly had to read the same books for homework and - in addition to Narrrrrnia - that was how we became friends. So, this fic kind of grew out of that, sort of. This fic is preceded, on my end, by this post and my paper applying Durkheimian and Weberian concepts to the Chronicles of Narnia.

No, please, tell me how to be a bigger geek, I wanna know.

With the kind of classes I have this semester though, it's more difficult to apply homework to fandom. If any of you ever figure out how to use binomial distribution and multivariate regression as metaphors for the human heart, you let me know, mmkay?


Title: Sea Change
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lassiterfics and [livejournal.com profile] zempasuchil, Esq.
Fandom: Narnia
Rating: G
Summary: Sea change: n. A gradual transformation in which the form is retained but the substance is replaced. "Maybe when the world changes, your footholds in it do too. Maybe he's back to stumbling in a land that doesn't fit him." Peter, Susan, and Edmund from the end of the Golden Age to England, and back, and back again.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] templemarker has remixed this fic for [livejournal.com profile] remixredux09, and it's awesome: into something rich and strange (the tempus aeternum backbeat)

don't forget don't forget don't forget until it stops being words and is just a tight and urgent feeling in a chamber of his heart )
whynot: etc: oh deer (edmund in the garden)
2009-03-09 04:36 am

midterm in siiiiiiiiiiiiiiix hours

You know what Merlin fandom needs and I don't need AT ALL but really want? Merlin Remix Redux. AMIRITE??

the meme where you post a line from your WIPs )

This next thing is based on my post about the possibility of Arthur coming back to fix the recession. What does it say about me that this is not the first time I wrote about the Obamas hanging out with Merlin 'n pals?
3 facts about Arthur and Barack )

I wanna do that meme where you guys tell me three things that you associate with me, and then I ramble about them in a separate post. Go!
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2009-01-31 07:52 pm

This Altogether Thunder. eight songs for susan pevensie.

I didn't mean to do a Susan fanmix, but songs kept reminding me of her, so here they are, along with my assorted babbles and drabbles. I know traditionally you make a front cover graphic and a back cover graphic, BUT I am lazy so I combined them into one. I also linked to Youtube videos that use the song where I can so you can listen to them beforehand.

On to the music.

This Altogether Thunder: eight songs for susan pevensie )
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2009-01-10 10:59 pm

oh shit, more drabbles

1. Would the 'missing scene' meme work if I drabbled a missing scene from one of YOUR fics? Or if YOU drabbled a missing scene from one of mine? Or is that too much.

2. OMG 'HUSTLE', WAY TO GO HAVING A WHIMSICAL BOLLYWOOD SONG-AND-DANCE SCENE AND ANGEL COULBY IN ONE EPISODE. I'M STILL PICKING BITS OF BRAIN OFF THE COUCH FROM WHEN MY HEAD EXPLODED FROM WONDERFUL. OMG.

3. What is with this LJ apocalypse I've been hearing rumours about (again). Whatev. But, since I've been meaning to do this anyway, I started an insanejournal here as a form of alternate fic repository. I should def move the older ones, 'cos I don't have the files for those anymore.

4. The awesome [livejournal.com profile] lazaefair has organized the crack-addled mess that is me and Bedlam's pevencestuous grifters commentfic AU (...we haven't thought of a title, okay) into chronological order, and it can be found on [livejournal.com profile] themusingstream. *glomps her* (Do people still use 'glomp' anymore?) At this point we've had cameos from Ocean's 11, Numb3rs (just a teeny one), and Merlin. And Boondock Saints, though the McManus brothers haven't officially showed up. ...Shit, I misplaced my shame gland again.

5. More drabbles:
Merlin/Narnia. Merlin and the Pevensies in England. This is entirely tricksterquinn's fault. )
Boondock Saints. Someone's forgotten something. )

The following were originally posted here for the (still ongoing?) 'missing scene' meme, and have been spruced up for an actual post.

- from this room has many windows (Narnia, Susan/Peter/Edmund), for [livejournal.com profile] lettersandliars
a starched cotton dress and runs in her stockings )

- from A Guide to Modern Living (Gossip/Boondock Saints, Travis/Connor), for [livejournal.com profile] lux__aeterna
i'll pray for whoever i fucking want to )

- from The Left Hand of Heaven (Narnia, Edmund & Peter), for [livejournal.com profile] bedlamsbard
lucy grins at him with a rabbit in each hand )

- from Just Lie Back and Think of Camelot (Merlin, Arthur/Merlin), for half of [livejournal.com profile] mumblemutter
what does mugwort do anyway? )
whynot: etc: oh deer (AWOOGA)
2009-01-07 05:24 pm

NO PSYCH FIC HERE, SORRY

This is how I got my name, but now I'm reading Psych fic and it's is giving me a nominal crisis. It's $15 for a rename token so FUCK THAT, and I don't want to go through the hassle of making a new account. I can just change my name without changing my account, I guess, but dammit, all these options just sound like giving in so I will do NONE OF THEM. I will stand my ground. TAKE THAT, PSYCH.

AND NOW... a drabble dump!

Narnia/HP. Post-TLB. Susan & Tom Riddle. )

Golden Age. Implied Susan/Lucy. Tumnus is smarmy and Edmund doesn't want to know. )

Post-TLB. Susan, traveling the world. )

Deleted scene from 'Crowning of a Heart'. Lucy chasing Peter through Cair Paravel's secret passageways. )

Deleted scenes from 'and sometimes you hear the silence speak':
Leaving Cair Paravel. Peter&Susan, and Edmund being a grinch. )
En route to Calormen - 2 drabbles )
Edmund&Susan shenanigans )
Edmund & Susan at the Tisroc's banquet. )