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A Soft Tongue Can Break Hard Bones by sansday
Supernatural | Jimmy, Castiel | PG13
For two beings that are sharing the same body, they have surprisingly little to say to each other.

As Walls Keep Shifting by haruslex
Supernatural | Dean, Buildingstiel | PG13
Different!vessel AU. "Castiel comes to him after Samhain. Dean's getting used to it now, the way the world warps and shifts around him. Sometimes Cas doesn't even bother to change things. The wallpaper stays the same. But the view out of the window doesn't look out onto the parking lot of the motel any more."

It's a Long Walk Back to Eden by acerbus_instar
Supernatural | Sam, Cas, Gabriel, Zachariah | PG
Written for spn_j2_bigbang 2010. AU from 5x18. A year after Dean gives Michael his consent, the Host catches up with Castiel at last. Dragged to Heaven, he now faces Zachariah's brand of divine punishment; and Sam, erstwhile abomination, is the only one left to save him.
The AU forks off from the street preacher scene, in that he actually succeeded in calling the angels before Cas got there. I know for a fact there are at least a couple of you who are interested in Sassy gen adventuretimes (MYSELF INCLUDED). Look no further! Here is a whole Big Bang of said shenanigans. WHERE HAS THIS FIC BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

Is sharp_teeth still live? I'm still getting replies to my prompts even last week, and it's like Halloween for Christmas on Thanksgiving. Here are a few sharp-teeth recs. I like them because they answered my prompts hehe AND ALSO BECAUSE OF AWESOME and also because omg chiiiiildhood, but with more eerie shit!
( FOUR: 1 classic Disney cartoons, 1 Magic School Bus, 1 Duck Tales/Supernatural, 1 Phantom Tollbooth )

I'm making a sharp-teeth sawedoff_recs post in a week or so, and WOAH SO MUCH TO READ. Is the masterlist even updated anymore? I wrote exactly one thing for sharp-teeth (with continuations in subsequent comment replies), and it is the definition of self-indulgent:

But With Zombies | X-Files/Supernatural | Scully, Mulder, Dean, Cas | PG13
Endverse AU. Mulder and Scully: The world ends right on schedule, but not as they'd feared.

We're just waiting for Norman Reedus's character to show up on The Walking Dead so we can have even more orgiastic crossover madness.

Also up for discussion is how H50 is THE SPARKLIEST and Steve and Danny are in looooove.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/40446.html | comments]

Time for another Dreamwidth roundup post.

One of the many reasons the Casparty will always have a special place inside my heart is that it gave me Scullyverse. Before Cas had to go fish Dean out of hell and invade his personal space, he was with Scully and invaded her personal space. And they kind of liked it. Don't try to rationalize the timelines; we certainly didn't. Why rationalize when you can write angel/FBI agent UST instead? Co-starring Sam and Mulder as very tall friends.

Scullyverse snippets post #1
- excerpt from hypothetical not!fic: "She hears the gunshot and Mulder's voice at the same time." Scully, Castiel; PG. 500 words.
- excerpt from the same hypothetical not!fic: "For all that Fox Mulder and Dean Page are incapable of not throttling each other when in the same room, they still end up going out for drinks when the case is over." Scully, Mulder, Castiel; PG. 658 words.
- SPN 5x18 coda: "There's a wind that blows in from her kitchen, and Scully thinks that she must be getting on in years, forgetting to close the windows." Castiel/Scully; PG. 437 words.

Scullyverse snippets post #2
- SPN 5x10 coda: Cheating at basketball is a perfectly acceptable way to deal with grief. Sam, Mulder. PG. 232 words.
- SPN 5x17 tag: The accidental tragedies of drunken time travel a.k.a. SO IT'S A FINALITY-OFF YOU WANT, EH? Scully, Castiel. PG. 288 words.

Wherefore the Elephant Toaster? || SPN. Sam, Dean, Cas. Rated H for fruit bowl. "Team Free Will gets cursed to speak in dadaist poetry." Written for the Casparty. 233 words.
- elsewhere_kels recorded this as a podfic! It is absolutely delightful. :D :D :D

situation normal || SPN. Pre-series Sam & Dean. PG. "Sammy, we wouldn't know normal if normal bit us in the ass." Written for the first lines meme. 387 words.


Oh hey, DISNEY KINK MEME!

One of the many reasons the Casparty will always have a special place inside my heart is that it gave me Scullyverse. Ya, as in Dana Scully of X-Files fame. What is Scullyverse? I mean, besides an excuse for us to write Castiel/Scully fic. The premise is that before Cas had to go fish Dean out of hell and invade his personal space, he was with Scully and invaded her personal space. And they kind of liked it. Don't try to rationalize the timelines or the Jimmy; we certainly didn't. Why rationalize when you can write angel/FBI agent UST instead?

I for one welcome our new Castiel/Scully OTP.


Proverbs/Psalms
Castiel, Scully; PG. An excerpt from the hypothetical fic that this not!snippet is from. 500 words.
( She hears the gunshot and Mulder's voice at the same time. )

Wisdom
Scully, Mulder, Castiel; PG. Another snippet from the same hypothetical fic, somewhere near the end. 658 words.
( For all that Fox Mulder and Dean Page are incapable of not throttling each other when they're in the same room, they still end up going out for drinks when the case is over. )

untitled 5.18 coda
Castiel/Scully; PG. ( Summary's kinda spoilery, I guess. ) 437 words.
( There's a wind that blows in from her kitchen, and Scully thinks that she must be getting on in years, forgetting to close the windows. )

Every time I rewatch The Godfather, I LOVE IT EVEN MORE. Augh, I can totaly trace my love of motherfucking Pendragons and motherfucking firebenders to my hearteyesing at the Corleones. The TIES THAT BIND, the sacred bonds of familyyyy, an honor full of hubris (or a hubris full of honor??), and don't turn your back on the family EVER AGAIN omg. Their power is ubiquitous, as generous as it is terrible. Their loyalty is dangerous, and their balance of power complex. NOW IF WE'RE DONE PLANNING MURDERS AND BRIBING FEDERAL JUDGES, I WOULD LIKE TO ATTEND MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING. MOTHERFUCKING CORLEONES <3333

I have Top Fives.

From fahye: ( top 5 fictional battles )

From mrinalinee: ( top 5 crossovers that I want written )
( top 5 X-Files crossovers )

From allothi: ( top 5 fictional places for a talking chicken to do an internship )

From animus_wyrmis: ( top 5 things I want to see in the Dawn Treader movie )

From miakun: ( 5 things Will would have done if he'd gone to Camelot )