whynot: etc: excuses, excuses (express yourself)
2012-11-03 12:21 am

rpf fic: catch as catch can (jared, jensen, misha)

I'm sure by now everyone has heard about Jensen, Jared, and Misha wrestling in their hotel rooms. Or at least they've read that kinkmeme fill. I blamed the following on [livejournal.com profile] amonitrate and [personal profile] viridian_magpie, but really if anyone took a porn prompt and turn it into fartsy 2nd-person POV claptrap, I really only have myself to blame.

Knowing me, it's probably gen. Knowing you, it's probably not. I don't know anymore.


Catch As Catch Can
RPF. J2M. 835 words. not porn :(
The wrestling fic.

I can't tell who's winning. )
whynot: etc: oh deer (cousins uh-huh)
2012-05-24 12:35 am

except the luther one, they're all gen.

Just collecting some of the shorter tumblrfics in one place.

A. prompted: Luther, Alice/John, wedding )

No one prompted: Ruby's hell angst )

This is still Annie's fault somehow but: Camp Chitaqua plays baseball )

Ruble wanted: reinterpreted Red Riding Hood. )

I tried to write original fic but in the end it turned out to be: just another SPN AU. )

Z prompted Mishalecki gangsterverse from that time they thought Jared was a snitch and so: J2M gen, warning for torture )
whynot: etc: oh deer (croatpocalypse now)
2012-01-23 07:11 am

THE ADVENTURES OF JARED WINCHESTER???

Some time ago I found an old notebook of mine full of bits of fic, and it's so weird reading it, like when did I even write this? I barely have a recollection. There's Smith/Wesson on the road, post-5x22 Dean&Cas, Arthur/Morgana SPN AU in modern Britain, et cetera. Also I found an old flash drive that needs excavating and God only knows what's on that.

But instead of posting things that make sense, have a snippet of the AU where Sam and Jared are brothers. THAT'S RIGHT, Sam, Dean, and Jared are brothers who save people and hunt things. When Sam went to Stanford, Jared stuck around with Dean. This fic is set after the hypothetical pilot. Because sometimes (most times) when it's late at night and I'm chatting with [personal profile] callowyn and [personal profile] zempasuchil, things spiral out of control.

The Impala isn't big enough for three. ~850 words )


To conclude, It Usually Washes Off is a NC17 Cas/Meg fic by [livejournal.com profile] fossarian that I really enjoyed, so I rec it to you!
whynot: Pineapple Express: i'm hungry (fuck yeah fruit roll-ups)
2011-09-29 05:08 pm

you're welcome

Once upon a time, there was a Blindfold prompt that was like "Jared watches Jim Beaver take a shit" and the next thing I knew, the following appeared in a chat window. I would like to state for the record that the "liquidy" line is all Cally.

Rated M for Mature. Totally mature, guys.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a stomachful of burritos, must be in want of a shit. )
whynot: etc: oh deer (green tinted)
2011-09-03 05:37 am

perhaps it is a pizza delivery kind of night tonight

Just compiling some tumblr ficlets.

Mishalecki vs. Cellphone )

Godstiel(/Dean) )

Elias Finch )

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. A mini-picspam of the scene at the end of Luther 2x02, YOU KNOW WHICH I MEAN. YOU ALL WATCH LUTHER, RIGHT? You should all watch Luther.

How can it be love, John, if all it does is make you lonely and corrupt? )
whynot: etc: oh deer (mr. ackles)
2011-07-07 02:53 am

spn rps: how to disappear completely (j2; pg13)

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] glassyskies! Here is the superhero AU you requested, and I apologize that it is a day late. Jared and Jensen ended up having more feelings than I thought. Speaking of which, you are the recipient of my first J2. J2, WE MEET AT LAST. The title is from Radiohead, because Thom Yorke kept me company as I stumbled my way through this brave new ship. Thanks, Thom. I would also like to thank [livejournal.com profile] clwright2 and [livejournal.com profile] jaimeykay for betareading. You ladies rock.

I hope you have a fabulous day, darling Skies! <333333


How to Disappear Completely
SPN RPS. Jared/Jensen. PG13.
Superhero AU. Jared loses his powers and everything changes. ~2700 words
ETA: [livejournal.com profile] froggyfun365 has recorded this story as a podfic, which you can download here. Thank you, froggyfun365!

It is a preemptive strike. )
whynot: etc: oh deer (badass motherfuckers)
2011-06-17 04:24 pm

spn rps: game on (jared/misha/matt; nc17)

And then I wrote porn. IDEK. If you dislike things that are mostly about upbeat people having lots of sex, you might want to give this a pass.


Game On
SPN RPS. Matt/Misha, Jared/Misha, Matt/Jared, Matt/Misha/Jared. NC17. Warning: drug use. Thank you to [personal profile] callowyn for betareading.
Set during some fictional con. "Your games are their games are everyone's games." ~4000 words

Am I really so dastardly? )
whynot: etc: oh deer (Default)
2011-04-14 08:34 pm

'Nothing Up My Sleeve' - SPN RPF - Mishalecki

Merry Mishaleckipalooza! The following fic is a liberal interpretation of [livejournal.com profile] tooquickly's "garters and pumps" prompt, with the following 'likes' from her list - sauciness, banter, prickly Misha, handsy Jared, weirdness, and mocking from the heart. Cuddles to [livejournal.com profile] callowyn for humoring my intermittent freakouts about it. Gratitude and good vibrations to [livejournal.com profile] switchbladesis and [livejournal.com profile] viridian_magpie for betareading. Any remaining screw-ups are mine.


Nothing Up My Sleeve
SPN RPF. Misha/Jared + ensemble (Jensen, Sebastian, Chad M., Danneel, Jeff). NC17.
Gangster AU. There are worse ways to spend a Friday night. ~5100 words

Eleven o'clock and all is well in this fine city, as long as your name isn't Chad Michael Murray. )