all my keysmash are belong to you

I'm sure by now everyone has heard about Jensen, Jared, and Misha wrestling in their hotel rooms. Or at least they've read that kinkmeme fill. I blamed the following on amonitrate and viridian_magpie, but really if anyone took a porn prompt and turn it into fartsy 2nd-person POV claptrap, I really only have myself to blame.

Knowing me, it's probably gen. Knowing you, it's probably not. I don't know anymore.


Catch As Catch Can
RPF. J2M. 835 words. not porn :(
The wrestling fic.

( I can't tell who's winning. )

I'm this month's "Ask the Author" on spnroundtable! So if you guys got any questions about why I think Castiel is a deer with trees for antlers or something, drop on by.

In other exciting news, I can haz a be_themoon, at least until Monday. :DDDDDDDDDDDD

In less exciting news, I feel like I'm the only person not watching Teen Wolf these days, but this is a lie, because I have watched some Teen Wolf and can somehow discuss it at length even though I've only watched 1.5 episodes because THAT'S WHAT FANNISH OSMOSIS DOES TO YOU. THIS IS A GIFT!!

SDCC, man. Why do Jensen and Misha try so hard to make me ship Jensen/Misha? why do they do that. (why is it working)

I ACTUALLY ALSO HAVE SOME BEN EDLUND/MISHA COLLINS ~FEELINGS which at first began as like "lololol what if Misha was Ben's muse" but then Comic Con happened and then all the ~*~*CANON*~*~ where Cas is Ben's favorite character to write, and Misha can watch Ben work for hours, and Ben thinks Misha brings new life to the show, and they both think the other charming psychopaths, and they obviously adore each other omg, and then their ~creative process~ when filming 7x21 and and aaaaand now I want this RPF. Of like. Ben and Misha trolling the goddamn world and sometimes they eat Fruit Roll-Ups. supernaturallyflaccid@tumblr prompted me to write this, but I can't say I wasn't asking for it:

( A PHONE CALL BETWEEN BEN EDLUND AND MISHA COLLINS IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORN )

Just compiling some tumblr ficlets.

( Mishalecki vs. Cellphone )

( Godstiel(/Dean) )

( Elias Finch )

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. A mini-picspam of the scene at the end of Luther 2x02, YOU KNOW WHICH I MEAN. YOU ALL WATCH LUTHER, RIGHT? You should all watch Luther.

( How can it be love, John, if all it does is make you lonely and corrupt? )

And then I wrote porn. IDEK. If you dislike things that are mostly about upbeat people having lots of sex, you might want to give this a pass.


Game On
SPN RPS. Matt/Misha, Jared/Misha, Matt/Jared, Matt/Misha/Jared. NC17. Warning: drug use. Thank you to callowyn for betareading.
Set during some fictional con. "Your games are their games are everyone's games." ~4000 words

( Am I really so dastardly? )

Merry Mishaleckipalooza! The following fic is a liberal interpretation of tooquickly's "garters and pumps" prompt, with the following 'likes' from her list - sauciness, banter, prickly Misha, handsy Jared, weirdness, and mocking from the heart. Cuddles to callowyn for humoring my intermittent freakouts about it. Gratitude and good vibrations to switchbladesis and viridian_magpie for betareading. Any remaining screw-ups are mine.


Nothing Up My Sleeve
SPN RPF. Misha/Jared + ensemble (Jensen, Sebastian, Chad M., Danneel, Jeff). NC17.
Gangster AU. There are worse ways to spend a Friday night. ~5100 words

( Eleven o'clock and all is well in this fine city, as long as your name isn't Chad Michael Murray. )

It began as wandersfound's fault with the hunter!Jimmy thing, but I reckon if callowyn and I end up constructing a mumble-thousand word outline about the twincestuous adventures of hunter twins Jimmy and Jacob (Glaser) Novak, I suppose we only have ourselves to blame.

SO IN THIS AU OF RAINBOWS AND GLITTER, Jacob's the one who runs away to MIT, but Jimmy's the one with the powers. Jimmy's the one who drags Jacob back into the life. Jacob's the one who goes to the crossroads and gets raised from perdition by Cas, who is envesseling Dean, who only said yes to protect Sam, who is the Claire. IT GETS A LITTLE MORE TWISTY, but this is just a short introduction.

( We have visual aid. )

Cally and Lass have feelings at each other Episode outlines:
( Jimmy in djinnverse )
( Jacob and Cas sometime in S4 )
( that last summer before Jacob leaves for MIT )
( reunion in '1x01' )

And for bonus: THE PHYSICS MACAW, who is actually a cockatoo, but by the time anyone brought up the mistake, the name had stuck. ( DAMN IT, JAKE, I'M A PHYSICIST, NOT AN ORNITHOLOGIST. )

Do you realize that the storyboarding means Croatverse Cas is the one with the thigh holster?

I have no polling capabilities, so I will just ask it as such: which fic do I write first?
a) Jacob hearing Jimmy/Amelia through the wall
b) Jacob analyzing Jimmy's powers with ~experiments and it gets a little porny
c) Sam trying to find Dean after Castiel takes him away
d) other!
e) you guys need help

LOL YOU KNOW THAT FEELING YOU GET? WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FINISHING YOUR NOVAKFEST? But then get sidetracked with Balthazar/Castiel? And then you think to yourself, "Okay okay, FINE, I will finish the Balthazar/Castiel before it burns me up inside, and THEN I will finish my Novakfest." But then somehow, maybe because you are a fool, you think it's a good idea to wander over to jensen_misha's AU commentfic meme?

YOU KNOW THAT FEELING??


Terms of Stay
SPN RPF. Jensen/Misha, R.
Based on qthelights's prompt: "Misha needs a greencard, Jensen needs company. They get married and attempt to learn each other's idiosyncrasies in order to fool Immigration. They learn more than either of them bargained for." ~1700 words

( The screen shows a Firefox window open to the Wikipedia page for 'I-1539 (form)'. )