ROQUE, I TRIED. I TRIED TO PORN FOR YOU BUT I'M SUCH AN INCORRIGIBLE GEN WRITER, CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

So, all I know about the various heavens, I learned from the Second Book of Enoch, or what the Wiki tells me about it, at least. Apparently the Second Heaven is a prison for rebel angels a.k.a. BIBLE CAMP, Y/Y? I'd also like to thank metonomia for betareading. As further token of my gratitude, here is Castiel wearing Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat.

The secret ship of this fic is still Castiel/everyone. I guess I'll have to write that porny coda another time.

PS: spn_balthazar! \o/


The Revolution Will Not Be Catechized
Supernatural. Castiel, Balthazar, Sam, Dean. PG13.
6x03 coda. Castiel between two worlds. ~2000 words

( What do multiwaveform celestial thingamajigs eat anyway? )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/37635.html | comments]

Through some strange twist of pinch-hitting fate, I ended up writing spnrarepairs fic for the person who wrote fic for me. Circle of fandom!


From the Inside
Supernatural. Alastair/Dean, Sam. R. Warnings: torture, noncon. Thank you to smilla02 for betareading.
Set between 4x10 and 4x15. "Oh, my boy. Did you really think I'd let you go so easily?" ~2400 words

"We'll cut the yes out of you all over again."

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/35086.html | comments]

I'm just reposting more Wincest from last week's porn meme. Z requested Sam/Dean where they are either happy or at the beach, so just in case, I set it at the beach. The title is from the song of the same name by Queens of the Stone Age, who sing a hell of a lot about croatverse, but this particular song is about them boys.

I should really update my masterlist soon.


River in the Road
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC17. Spoilers through S2. Established relationship, medium-length walk on the beach.
Set in early S3. "Gotta take the hairshirt off sometimes, huh, Sammy?" ~950 words

( They finish only half the pizza, but all of the beer. )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/33482.html | comments]

Hi, all you folks who have Blackberry phones or another smartphone, here are questions from someone who is considering getting one. Do you like your Blackberry? IS IT WORTH THE $75 A MONTH D:?? If you have some other Verizon smartphone, which do you have and what do you like/hate about it?

Still homeless and looking (ARGH). Still seeking out health insurance (DOUBLE ARGH). Thank you to everyone for their help and hugs and <333, I'll get back to y'all soon. In the meantime, check it, I recced Novaks at SOR.

Another thing that has been soothing my woes is how sarcasticindiefucks is totally all about SPN. Cas after he drank the liquor store, Uriel at Sodom and Gomorrah, fallen!Cas, Jimmy, AND MORE. Why does tumblr have to exist when I'm trying to get shit done?

Keep calm and repost Wincest commentfic.


By Songs Entombed
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. R.
4x14 coda. They haven't done this in a while. ~600 words

( He mutters some bullshit about how he's tired. )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/32345.html | comments]

Okay. I have a giftfic I actually need to finish, and mundane-bingo and spnsupporting to do, but the following is none of those things. This is commentfic gone wild (again). This was only supposed to be a drabble, but suddenly I had 2800 words of post-finale fic, because I guess I never learn. zempasuchil, this is all your fault. Damn you and your glorious ode to Sassy! Damn yoooouuuu!


Nighthawks
Supernatural. Sam, Cas, Dean, brief Lisa. PG13. Spoilers for the finale and S6 spoilers, I guess.
Post-5x22. "The first time Cas pops up in the passenger seat, Sam curses and the car jerks left."

( You just made a Star Trek reference. )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/31011.html | comments]

Wait, wait, I'm not done posting wrongbad porn on your flist yet. You guys like satanic underaged dubcon, right?

Think of it as Sassy fic with a twist!


A Company, A Crowd
Supernatural. Samifer/Clairestiel, Lucifer/Castiel/Sam, implied Clairestiel/Dean. NC17. WARNINGS: underaged, dubcon, noncon, burning, asphyxiation OMGWTF WHO EVEN AM I ANYMORE ;_____;
Written for the blindfold_spn prompt "Claire!Cas/Sam!Lucifer, 5x04verse. It's the end of the world, so she might as well just walk into the lion's den and beg and laugh and cry." ~1300 words

( fiat lux )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/29413.html | comments]

Here's the thing about the following fic: if it were a successory, it would be this one, except with Castiel instead of ninjas.

A thousand hugs and smooches to zempasuchil for betareading; this would've been a poorer fic without her. Z was also the one who pointed me to the song I yoinked the title from, because I guess U2 preemptively made a song based on my fic. Thanks, U2! Dean is totally standing with the sons of Cain and burned by the fire of love. Sleep def comes like a drug, and there are sad eyes and crooked crosses everywhere, so preach it, Bono! Thanks also to vikki for listening to me babble to my heart's content, and to Ezekiel 1:1-28 because what would fandom do without it?

<333 xaara, my sweet! I took your prompt and kinda ran fast and loose with it. I hope it still hits on what you wanted. And if you wanted Dean/Incandescent Light shenanigans with a bit of desert!Cas, then you are especially in luck.


In God's Country
Supernatural. Dean, Castiel, Sam, John. PG13. Spoilers for 1x06, 4x01, S3, and 5x16.
Written for Xaara at castielfest, based on her "Castiel is Dean's imaginary friend" AU prompt. Set during Stanford era and pre-series, with bits of other seasons. ~5600 words

( Dad used to say Dean had a lucky streak a mile wide. )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/28691.html | comments]

I signed up for Racebending Revenge at dark_agenda because do you know how long I've been threatening to write Indonesian!Winchesters? Since March, apparently. And then I missed the July 2 posting deadline because I was off celebrating someone else's independence day. LOL. Better late than never! ALSO, the icon for my Dreamwidth post is pretty much the appropriatest in many ways. Someone randomly made a map of Indonesia the background for a Winchesters icon, and hey! Now it's time for Indochesters.

I have grand plans to write more in this 'verse, but here are two ficlets for now. 'Verse summary: They follow the trail of the thing that killed their mother from West Java, Indonesia to the USA. This is Satrio. This is Dimas. Handy-dandy Indonesian/Sundanese translations are here.

North for the Winter
Pre-series. One of the few times their father took them north in the wintertime. "Do we even have a word for snow?" 590 words.

Jejak Kaki
Early S1. Brothers on the road, rediscovering. The title means 'footprints'. "It's not that Satrio has anything against his mothertongue, but Dimas speaks it like he's making a point." Also 590 words.

And now for some cultural identity soapboxing! ( tl;dr re: multilingualism and the monolingual bias )

I've also been wanting to write Indonesian!Pevensies since a year ago. That's still on the to-do list, as is Muslim Indonesian Jimmy Novak. I also just signed up for mundane_bingo and spnsupporting because I am a crazy person. I've yet to get my bingo card, but my spnsupporting characters are pretty predictable.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/27062.html | comments]

I'm sitting on a few fanmixes right now. I recently amassed a wealth of music so I'm gonna sit on them some more, and hopefully serendipity will lead me to songs that even better explicate Dean/Alastair and Jimmy/Castiel &c.

I deem this Winchesters mix ready to go though! It spans S5, winks at S6, and is about as full of erotic codependency as you'd expect. I'm still trying to get the hang of this GIMP program, but I think we'll do okay, even if I still get a little misty for Photoshop sometimes.



( PUT YOUR LIGHTS ON | tracklist, graphics, download )

vikki has finished sorting castielfest prompts and is sending them out right now. My heart is full of capslock and keysmash and the XD emoticon, you don't even know.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/23774.html | comments]

Backdated repost of my remix.

Above Us Only Sky (The Golden Age Remix)
Supernatural. Anna. PG. 2005 words. A remix of Anna by soundingsea. Thank you to zempasuchil for betareading.
Set between 4.10 and 4.16. Anna falls back out of the wardrobe. 2005 words.

( To be part of more than one world can't possibly be a sin. At the very least, it's an act of love. )