all my keysmash are belong to you

Hey, slinkymilinky is doing a Dean and Cas's infinite playlist thing, which you should totally check out and contribute to.

Here's that Castiel/parrotfish fic I was tweeting about. This was one of the fics I meant to finish during the post-6x16 hiatus, then I didn't, and when canon started up again, I put it off and put it off because there was so much new stuff coming out per episode that I didn't want to be immediately jossed. Well, canon has finished and so have I! Despite the fic containing long walks on the beach, room service, and shower sex, it has quite failed to be shmoop. I mean, it's basically vacation fic. Except, y'know. Not.

Thank you to switchbladesis and viridian_magpie for betareading.


Vanishing Point
Supernatural. Balthazar/Castiel, Sam. R. Spoilers through S6.
Set during the first half S6. Basically the most drawn-out and desultory chase scene ever, plus sex. ~3000 words

( Castiel names the dead as they walk down a beach outside of Montpellier. )

This is the fic I was writing when I was supposed to be writing my Novakfest. The lure of conflicted angel boyfrenz was just too great.

My love and thanks go out to Team Beta Superstar: callowyn, clwright2, dayadhvam_triad, gabby_silang, jaimeykay, and viridian_magpie. That gdoc didn't know what hit it. High-fives to affablyevil, architeuthis, naatz, and thegeminisage for being patient and wonderful sounding boards. Basically, it takes a village. <33

Also I just realized this is the first Cas slash I've posted that isn't croatverse-related at all. Milestone?


Bending Towards Babylon
Supernatural. Castiel/Balthazar, Dean. R. Spoilers for 4x21, 6x03, 6x06, 6x07, and 6x10.
His brother is returned not to him, but to himself. ~2700 words

( The body speaks a language. )

ROQUE, I TRIED. I TRIED TO PORN FOR YOU BUT I'M SUCH AN INCORRIGIBLE GEN WRITER, CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

So, all I know about the various heavens, I learned from the Second Book of Enoch, or what the Wiki tells me about it, at least. Apparently the Second Heaven is a prison for rebel angels a.k.a. BIBLE CAMP, Y/Y? I'd also like to thank metonomia for betareading. As further token of my gratitude, here is Castiel wearing Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat.

The secret ship of this fic is still Castiel/everyone. I guess I'll have to write that porny coda another time.

PS: spn_balthazar! \o/


The Revolution Will Not Be Catechized
Supernatural. Castiel, Balthazar, Sam, Dean. PG13.
6x03 coda. Castiel between two worlds. ~2000 words

( What do multiwaveform celestial thingamajigs eat anyway? )