HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DARLING callowyn, LIGHT OF MY LIFE, who asked, "Which of you will be the first to write this for me?" and the answer is: me. ILU 5EVA CALLYFACE <######

Thank you to thegeminisage for betareading! Title from "Assurance" by William Stafford.


So Deep a Sound
Supernatural/Boondock Saints. Murphy MacManus, Connor MacManus, Claire Novak, Castiel. PG13.
The brothers pick up a third (fourth?) passenger. ~1200 words

( Are you afraid of me? )

Originally posted here.

untitled
Boondock Saints. Connor, Murphy. PG.
Someone's forgotten something.

( whoops )

To give you an idea of how long I’ve been working on-again-off-again on this thing, here’s a link to the challenge that initially inspired it. I think I actually fulfilled it, except for the time limit. I divided the fic into two parts because it's long. Major big props to anjali_organna because not only did she keep it cool when she found 17 pages in her inbox, but she did an awesome beta too. Thanks very much, Anjali.

So yeah, you better read it.


Big Sky Country (1/2)
Boondock Saints. Connor/Murphy. R. Warning: incest.
Post-movie. En route to California.
ETA: Read the drabbleremix by greenapple here.

( part one: blood ties )

I updated my website. The following sections now exist under 'Fandoms': Boondock Saints, From Dusk Till Dawn, Murder By Numbers, The Faculty, along with new fics under Fight Club and Harry Potter. A specific list of the new fics can be found behind the LJ-cut, AKA Meme Yoinked From pogrebin.

( New fics, w/ brief commentary on each. )

MAMBO #1: I'm gonna get my recs page off the ground. The proper etiquette is to ask the authors whether they want to be recced, no? I've gone and done that for some of the fics already. The page would link back to their site or their LJ post, of course. But, permission is the way to go?

MAMBO #2: If any of you guys would rec me some Sirius Black gen, I'd be very much obliged. Yes, gen, not even Sirius/Remus, no matter how canon you say it is. Or at least a fic that's not centered on romance, especially romance among the Marauders. ...Please?

Waaah, Dean. *hugs him* In other news, I watched Troy. I won't say anymore about it because I already said a lot here. Okay.

Icons Du Jour
4 Fight Club
4 Once Upon a Time in Mexico
3 Boondock Saints

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( The rest of 'em. )

Stuff I use. Leaving a comment if you're taking any would be awesome. Crediting 'lassiterfics' in the keywords would be awesome, too.

GIP. Franky Four Fingers from Snatch, made from one of teh_indy's screencaps. It's, like... my calling card icon. So I kicked Jordan Catalano out of the round-up, but I reckon that maybe he, or at least some incarnation of the show, might be making a comeback once I get with the MS-CL fic.


( Rough scenes from a highly hypothetical FDTD/BDS/O11 crossover fic o' doom... )

So. Apparently my Connor is verbose when distraught, provided that the distress has nothing to do with sex with Murphy, in which case he usually gets broody and stares at things a lot.

Below is my fic for the BDS Secret Easter Bunny Challenge. The fic had to be on a bridge. Extra points are awarded if I incorporate cut-offs, ballpoint pens, and Ayn Rand. The lyric was "Don't make me live for my Friday nights/drinking eight pints and getting in fights" from Jamie Cullum's 'Twentysomething', so I respected Mr. Cullum's wishes and didn't do anything of the like. Hope you like it, kadyn.

Title: En Route
Fandom: Boondock Saints
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Troy Duffy owns, he creates, I just lie a lot.
Summary: "I thought its flickering lights were spelling out 'happy drive to Newark, boys' in Morse code, but no. It was really saying 'come back here, you fuckwit, you've got no petrol'."

( En Route )

Boondock Saints/Gossip crossover intended for bds_drabble's crossover challenge, but then someone let the word count out of its cage and it pissed all over the furniture before running out the door and disappearing into the woods.

Travis of Gossip is an artsy geekboy and, through some mad twist of fate, the exact body double of Murphy MacManus. This story happens after Gossip, after Boondock Saints.

This story happens after a lot of things.

Title: A Guide to Modern Living
Fandom: Boondock Saints/Gossip
Pairing: Travis/Connor
Rating: R
Summary: Everybody's lost in New York.
Notes: Good vibes and dark chocolate in serialkarma's direction, 'cos she betaed. All remaining mistakes are mine.
ETA: missing scene


( A Guide to Modern Living )

I HATE YOU, INTERNET CONNECTION.

Actually no. Me and internet connection are actually totally OTP, kind of, ‘cos my love and hate for it is equal, though I admit that my love sometimes wins out. The internet connection, however, is indifferent and caters to the whims and pleasures of many people around the area, oftentimes having no time for me. I’m not sure why it needs to share itself with so many people. I wish it wouldn’t but I guess that’s just the way things are. I am hurt when it leaves me, but I forgive it, every time. Every time I see it stagger back, I’m only too happy and relieved for its return. I love it, I hate it, and sometimes that makes me think I am at least a little mad. Ourloveissofullofissues!

Okay, enough of that.

Title: 25 Cents
Author: Lassiter
Fandom: Boondock Saints
Pairing: Connor/Murphy, in its way
Rating: PG13 for language
Summary: In which the brothers nurse their wounds alone and the guilty are sensitive to the subtlest accusation.
Author’s Notes Ramblings: This is, like. The first ever BDS fic I wrote. Ever. So that’s my excuse for its, like, ehness. It’s just been sitting in my hard drive all this time. Thought I might give it a bit of spit-polish and finally let it out into the world. Props of the mad go to serialkarma for the beta.



( 25 Cents )

It's a 3-in-1, dude. Well, 4-in-1 5-in-1 if you include the GIP and the awesome new community bloodynbruised, fulfilling all your multifandom people-beating-the-crap-out-of-each-other-for-reasons-which-may-or-may-not-relate-to-sexual-tension needs. Join now and get free shirts and lollipops.

Okay, so maybe just one lollipop.

Okay, there are no lollipops.

...I have just been informed there are no shirts either.

Aphorism. Boondock Saints drabble. Written for contrelamontre's 'fire' challenge and bds_drabble's 'fight' challenge. Connor/Murphy, PG13.

Good Intentions. Harry Potter drabble. OMFG I wrote Harry Potter. Who'd a thunk? I'm back, I'm back. So, I tried to write Padma/Parvati but that turned out to be a false alarm. So maybe I'm not as back as I thought. Anyway. Implied Draco/Harry, and after just replying to McTabby's poll with 'Harry/Draco' as my one dislike, too. The gods are funny that way.
You may notice 'Good Intentions' isn't posted under this account. A long time ago before this account came to be, all my fics were posted in what is now my RL journal. A long time ago, my RL journal got posting access to hpdrabble and I'm too lazy to fight for lassiterfics's posting access. So. That is Why.

Anyway.

Title: Stories About Vancouver
Fandom: LOTRips
Pairing: DM/BB
Rating: PG13
Summary: Reality evens out. The ground will be rushing up to meet you and the first mistake is to think this is a fall.

( Stories About Vancouver )