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For contrelamontre's perfection challenge.


The Balancing Act
LOTRips. Billy/Dom. PG13. Warning: substance abuse.
"We make each other stupid," Billy observed one day.

( The Balancing Act )

This is for T, even though I thought I swore off this ship.


Departure Lounge
LOTRips. Billy/Dom, Billy/Ali. PG13
"He highlights 'Ali,' hits the Backspace key, and types 'Dom.'"

( Departure Lounge )

I updated my website. The following sections now exist under 'Fandoms': Boondock Saints, From Dusk Till Dawn, Murder By Numbers, The Faculty, along with new fics under Fight Club and Harry Potter. A specific list of the new fics can be found behind the LJ-cut, AKA Meme Yoinked From pogrebin.

( New fics, w/ brief commentary on each. )

MAMBO #1: I'm gonna get my recs page off the ground. The proper etiquette is to ask the authors whether they want to be recced, no? I've gone and done that for some of the fics already. The page would link back to their site or their LJ post, of course. But, permission is the way to go?

MAMBO #2: If any of you guys would rec me some Sirius Black gen, I'd be very much obliged. Yes, gen, not even Sirius/Remus, no matter how canon you say it is. Or at least a fic that's not centered on romance, especially romance among the Marauders. ...Please?

It's a 3-in-1, dude. Well, 4-in-1 5-in-1 if you include the GIP and the awesome new community bloodynbruised, fulfilling all your multifandom people-beating-the-crap-out-of-each-other-for-reasons-which-may-or-may-not-relate-to-sexual-tension needs. Join now and get free shirts and lollipops.

Okay, so maybe just one lollipop.

Okay, there are no lollipops.

...I have just been informed there are no shirts either.

Aphorism. Boondock Saints drabble. Written for contrelamontre's 'fire' challenge and bds_drabble's 'fight' challenge. Connor/Murphy, PG13.

Good Intentions. Harry Potter drabble. OMFG I wrote Harry Potter. Who'd a thunk? I'm back, I'm back. So, I tried to write Padma/Parvati but that turned out to be a false alarm. So maybe I'm not as back as I thought. Anyway. Implied Draco/Harry, and after just replying to McTabby's poll with 'Harry/Draco' as my one dislike, too. The gods are funny that way.
You may notice 'Good Intentions' isn't posted under this account. A long time ago before this account came to be, all my fics were posted in what is now my RL journal. A long time ago, my RL journal got posting access to hpdrabble and I'm too lazy to fight for lassiterfics's posting access. So. That is Why.

Anyway.

Title: Stories About Vancouver
Fandom: LOTRips
Pairing: DM/BB
Rating: PG13
Summary: Reality evens out. The ground will be rushing up to meet you and the first mistake is to think this is a fall.

( Stories About Vancouver )

Title: King of the Air
Fandom: LOTRips. Don't look at me that way.
Pairing: BB/EW
Rating: PG13
Summary: For contrelamontre's 'air' challenge. To quote: 'People usually associate air with a kind of light, uplifting, dreamy feel.'

( King of the Air )