A big basket of :-Ds.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, siriaeve!
Belated because I am lame and did not know. You, however, are not lame, are daresay cool, and that goes for your treasury of Irish pub anecdotes and snarky historical nitpicking, too. Hurrah for Siria!

*switches on Birthday Notifications option*

Speaking of accurate history, it is a little known fact that Alexander the Great, world conqueror, is a big fan of Twisted Sister and sings 'I Wanna Rock' before every battle to psyche himself up. He has longed for a long time to be just like them, and today his dreams came true.

"Love me, love my mullet."