[...benzene, nitrosamines, formaldehyde...]

Mad props to the hp_britglish society for helping me out, especially laeb who totally went out of her way. Rum, cigarettes, and live gay porn go to serialkarma and juniper_nyne for serving beta duty. Disclaimer: Characters and locations by JK Rowling, title by Radiohead. Aw00t, yoj.

Despite the presence of pairings, this isn't really about love.


My Iron Lung
Harry Potter. Ginny Weasley/Michael Corner, Ginny Weasley/Tom Riddle. R. Warning: mentions underaged ambiguous consent.
Cigarettes and aftermaths.

( My Iron Lung )

For they're some jolly good fellows.

Argh!

What's the use of writing a birthday reminders list if you never check it, Lass? Why do you do these things?

Happy belated birthday, darkmike and swallowaspider!