[...all those years ago...]

Edmund knife-fights naked! Peter almost knife-fights naked (but Edmund pwns him before he gets the chance)! Incest of the R-rated variety! And DEAD PEOPLE. (Not all in one fic.) COMING SOON.

NOW SHOWING. Susan and Caspian having sex.

Don't forget to visit our concession stand!

And do not learn from/Experience.
Narnia movieverse. Caspian/Susan. R. The title is from the poem 'Do Not Accept' by Yehuda Amichai. Thanks to girlgroovy3 and boogalooed for the beta. Spot the Gaiman reference and win a cookie!
After the battle at Aslan's How.

( After the battle, after gathering the fallen, after the flagons of wine are distributed, Caspian follows Susan to the river. )

Mammoths, mostly.

Ten Thousand Bee See, because I know you care:

- ZOMG MAMMOTHS

- THE INDEBTED SABRETOOTH TIGER. WHAT. EPIC FAIL.

- DO NOT GO INTO THE LONG GRASS, FUCKWITS. HAS ALAN GRANT TAUGHT YOU NOTHING.

- What is this hoe? What is this chili? We are cavemen and so do not know. YA WE GET IT. WHERE ARE THE MAMMOTHS ALREADY.

- MAMMOTHS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!!(?)

- NO WAIT. ATLANTEANS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!!(?)

- That is the LAZIEST sacrificing of anyone ever.

- OMG HAMMERTIME FOR REAL

- LOLOLOLOLOL @ the ending. WTF GUYS.

- that kid/that other kid OTP!

This movie is pretty much Apocalypto, Braveheart, and mammoths smushed together. YAY MAMMOTHS.

( While trawling through the interwebs, I came across these pictures of these two people who are partners, and though I have never heard of parapsychology expert/meme theorist Susan Blackmore or historian/scientist Adam Hart-Davis, these pictures convince me that they are Meant To Be, if only because her hair matches his shirt. )