all my keysmash are belong to you

I love how this icon is capable of expressing "ooh, that's sexy", "ooh, that's awkward", and "that's confusing", depending on the context. Like, "One day, as Gregor Samsa Bradley James was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into ARTHUR PENDRAGON, PRINCE OF CAMELOT." And then he makes this face.

Thank you to all the people who answered my questions (allothi & lonelybrit, here's to you!), held my hand, and listened to me doubt my sanity. You guys = fabulous! Thanks especially to Team Awesome (almostinstinct, bedlamsbard, & stealingpennies) for making this fic better. All remaining fail are mine.

Okay, here goes, IDEK. I has a shame?


Character Motivation
Merlin/Merlin RPF. Bradley/Merlin, mentions of Merlin/Arthur & Bradley/Colin. NC17. Warning: spoilers for episodes 4, 7, 10, & 13; strangeness.
This began as a short thing for the Porn Battle, then it took on a life of its own and became Rather Bizarre. Who are you, person who posted the "Merlin/Bradley James" prompt?! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

( Merlin is smiling Colin’s smile at him, and maybe Bradley should smile back, but he thinks the shock of being universally displaced has frozen the muscles in his face. )