Lord of the Flies: The Sixth Commandment

So, I wrote this for a high-school English assignment, forever ago.


The Sixth Commandment
Lord of the Flies. Ralph. PG.
Rewriting the last chapter.

( every boy has to learn to hunt )

she spin tales like she spin records

Music I'm digging: Jose Gonzalez and Anberlin
Food I'm digging: fluffy and slightly savory rice
Capslock tribute I'm digging: this ode to Daniel Faraday. ilu, Daniel! Spoilers if you haven't seen Lost 5.14.
Scans I'm digging: the Donald Duck comics by Don Rosa
Muppet Show clip I'm digging: this one of a muppet gargling "Summertime" by George Gershwin and then MARK HAMILL JUMPS IN ON GARGLE HARMONY. Runner-up: Muppets explain the stock market following the Black Monday crash of '87. Other runner-up: the muhna-muhna song.

'Kay, you know those crazy Gatorade commercials on TV? My mind is kind of blown by how Monty Python and the Holy Grail, that mainstay of geekery, is now being used to market a sports drink. The times, they are a-changin'. The trends, they are a-cyclin'! The first time I caught this on TV, I had no clue what the hell was going on.

In other news, I've finished mostly finished my fic masterlist. That list spans seven years (holy shit).