the fourth wall shot me with silver bullets then salted and burned my corpse

My boy who works at a third-party shipping company told me he forwarded an autographed photo of Jared Padalolki to Kiev today. "He even signed 'Sam' under his real name," he said. "It made me think of you."

After LOLing forever, I said, "Dude, Dean's totally the cuter one."

My boy doesn't watch the show at all, but he replied, "I dunno, Sam looked pretty delish to me."

<3 my boy.

In related news, my fannish friend and I will watch The Losers just to do this. Man, this isn't even like when I saw Narnia everywhere back in the day. No, this is SO MUCH WORSE because RL apparently supports me and I don't even have to TRY. In Soviet SPN, fourth wall breaks YOU!

omg these SPN spoilers are making me so excited I want to kill something with love.

IN OTHER NEWS, that Mindy Kaling and Aziz Ansari's destinies lie together is but truth. <33

( Television Yadda Yadda: Parks & Recreation to 2x16, Lost to 5x06 )

And now for something glorious:

A gen-oriented, horror-themed Comment Meme
[Click on the image to go to the meme.]

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Some prompts I left:

Merlin. Arthur is lost in a labyrinth and something is hunting him.

Merlin. They don't know how to kill the monster, only how to appease it so it stops rampaging: feed it human blood. They figure it's the lesser of two evils, especially if they use their own blood. It's just that they're running out of blood.

Narnia. In the desert on the way home from Calormen, something is picking off the Narnian traveling party, pulling them into the sand.

Supernatural: Transfiguration

Written for sharp_teeth.


Transfiguration
Supernatural. Sam, Lucifer, Dean. PG13. Spoilers through current episode (5x14). 289 words.
Written for maychorian's prompt that might as well be a fic: "He has the Devil under his skin. He didn't know it would be like this. The Devil doesn't let him rest, doesn't let him sleep, doesn't let him close his eyes. And he can feel his body rotting."

( This is how you know you're still human. )

Supernatural: double the speed limit

Written for the comment_fic prompt, "SPN, Sam&/Dean, give me the keys."

This is not really a ficlet, I think, more like a condensed summary of the Wincest fics I've been reading. I'm not sure whether this is slash or just intensely pre-slash, but either way I guess it's pretty Wincestuous.


double the speed limit
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. PG13. 450 words.
"Sam gets in shotgun side, Dean backs out of the motel parking lot, and they don't talk about it."

( staring straight ahead all gritted teeth )