SPN/HP: Splinching People, Cursing Things

Basically I shouldn't be allowed near comment_fic during the wee hours of morning. But, as lovestories so rightly put it, every fandom needs a Harry Potter AU. That is my excuse for the following 978 words of CRACKITY CRACK CRACK.


Splinching People, Cursing Things
Supernatural. Dean, Cas (Sam, Ash, Jo, Bobby). PG.
Three times Cas was an utter dorkwad at Hogwarts, and one time he wasn't.

( That's the fourth time you've apparated like an inch from my face. )

SPN: The Body and the Blood

And again with comment_fic. The prompt was, "Dean as God's vessel."


The Body and the Blood
Supernatural. Sam. PG. 240ish words.
Like the prompt says.

( God speaks to him in Dean's voice, and Sam just cannot deal. )