Happy birthday, sweet
aldehyde! May your day be filled with many wonders! I offer you a gift of Gary Oldman and Natalie Portman being pleased by your existence:

":D!" they said. (Later, Gary added, "\o/!")
And now, matters that are almost as important! You thought
castielfest was dead? You thought wrong! It walks again, calling for your brains, if by 'brains' we mean 'commentfic/art impulses'. And that is exactly what we mean!

BECAUSE FUCK HELLATUS, THAT'S WHY. Go, go and prompt for all ships or no ships, any and all genres, prompt for tentacles, prompt for the war and the time between battles, prompt for the Chrysler building, prompt profound bonds, and profound bondage and dewy meatsuits and jumping on the bed.
Thirdly, I watched Friday the 13th hahahahahaha. WE CAN TURN THIS INTO A SASSY AU, YES? Look, the college kids are angels and Jason is Alastair.
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":D!" they said. (Later, Gary added, "\o/!")
And now, matters that are almost as important! You thought
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BECAUSE FUCK HELLATUS, THAT'S WHY. Go, go and prompt for all ships or no ships, any and all genres, prompt for tentacles, prompt for the war and the time between battles, prompt for the Chrysler building, prompt profound bonds, and profound bondage and dewy meatsuits and jumping on the bed.
Thirdly, I watched Friday the 13th hahahahahaha. WE CAN TURN THIS INTO A SASSY AU, YES? Look, the college kids are angels and Jason is Alastair.